Flaming homosapien

Hey it's Zen here and I have stopped working correctly. Windows will close the program and notify you if a solution is available. | AO3 tag: jessenosabaku | Twitter: @struggledicks | They/them | 30+ | BNHA, OP, JJK, FE3H, & Golden Kamuy | Proship, Minors DNI | Banner by @esparafuso, icon by @skypiea

[dogpuppy]

[kunaigirl]

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

Full eyestrain AF page link

"But Allison! How were you able to screenshot that example if you're so sensitive to eyestrain?"

I dimmed the HELL out of my computer screen and looked away while taking the screenshot and did the same when putting it into this post, that's how lol. BUT YEAH ANYWAYS!!! Once again:

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

[rightdownright]

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

[crabanarchy]

Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[jessenosabaku]

im sorry to my gk friends for only ever posting abt fe3h on here, and im sorry to the fe3h people who've stumbled on me not knowing what the fuck golden kamuy is who are just going to see me posting rancid gk fic here for the next little while

im also sorry to the fe3h people because if i do finish sth for the game its probably going to be the most milquetoast claurenz or dimilix youve ever seen in your life

[ao3commentoftheday]

user scripts for AO3 relationships

If you're someone who wants to be able to find (or avoid) ships while reading on AO3, odds are good that a fan coder out there has created a user script that could help you out.

User scripts are similar to extensions. You add them to your browser to automatically adjust web pages for you. User scripts allow you the opportunity to personalize them, however, which is wonderful for things like AO3 filters.

Here are a few that might be worth a look:

AO3 multishipper saviour - if you want to read about a particular character in a relationship without specifying any other person. The relationships can be specified to be romantic or platonic or both.

AO3: Reorder Ship Tags - Automatically reorders relationship tags on work blurbs so romantic ships (/) always appear before platonic ships (&).

AO3 Relationship/Character Highlighter - highlights the ship/character you’re looking for if they appear in the first two relationship/character tags.

AO3 romantic relationship savior - hides all romantic relationships in sort & filter page that has "/"

AO3 First Relationship Tag Filter - toggle on the script if you're browsing a relationship tag and all the works that don't have that tag as their first tag will be hidden. Works on both romantic (/) and platonic (&) relationships.

AO3 relationship savior - hides works that have too many relationships in them.

AO3 Only Show Primary Pairing - will hide fics that don't have the designated pairing listed first in the tags.

AO3 Only Show Primary Pairing (Auto) - The difference between this and Neeve's script is that it automatically detects the primary pairing, little to no configuration needed.

AO3 Show every pairing except THAT one - Remove relationship tags from script which you do not want to read.

Feel free to add more in the notes!

[wolveria]

“Why is all the best art from this ship artist?”

Because they’re creating what they love.

“Why is all the best art created by this porn artist?”

Because they don’t apologize or censor themselves.

“Why is all the best art created by this artist who likes dark content?”

Because they aren’t tying their hands behind their back. If you worry about morality and “taste” in art, you’ll only make what’s acceptable, rather than what’s interesting.

[nayuunii]

Duke Claude von Riegan

Based on the famous painting King George III by Allan Ramsay, 1866

[stupidthreehousesedits]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[jessenosabaku]

omegaverse claurenz (alpha/alpha) that is set in the same world, just with a/b/o dynamics, where claude hits a rut that he planned to ride through alone because that's the way it's always been and lorenz finds out on accident when he goes to bang on claude's door to ask why he's been MIA for two days and demand him to come out and fulfill his duties as leader of the alliance

they dont even fuck, lorenz just spends the next week making sure the servants bring claude fresh cold towels and bringing him his letters/books from the library. i envision claude having vulnerability issues so bad that not even rut can fully break them down--at least, not around another alpha. closest he gets is maybe letting himself rest his head in the crook of lorenz's neck when the rut is at its worst. then lorenz's rut gets triggered the next day and claude opts to return the favor and THEN they fuck

also there has got to be a different terminology in their world for the different secondary genders because bringing the word "alpha" anywhere near lorenz is causing me physical pain

[maruti-bitamin]

hanabi

posca markers

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

[pierogiy]

solemn conclusion of senshi and sanji's wild night out together [june 2024]

[jessenosabaku]

i truly think a lot of lorenz's superficial distaste for claude would evaporate when he has to deal with shahid

like if we're assuming the best ending possible, where claude can maintain authority at home without needing to kill shahid, i think lorenz would not be able to keep his mouth shut even if his very life depended on it. talking to shahid would have him saying shit to claude in public like "at least one of you resembles a leader"

[jessenosabaku]

like imagine lorenz, a little older and wiser and more mature, forced to sit through roundtables with the almyran royal family annually and try to keep a straight face. just barely has the self control. retroactively grateful for the riegan lineage because at least duke riegan's daughter taught claude to pretend he gives a shit about other people

[jessenosabaku]

i truly think a lot of lorenz's superficial distaste for claude would evaporate when he has to deal with shahid

like if we're assuming the best ending possible, where claude can maintain authority at home without needing to kill shahid, i think lorenz would not be able to keep his mouth shut even if his very life depended on it. talking to shahid would have him saying shit to claude in public like "at least one of you resembles a leader"

[onipuff]

The Wild Kamuy - A Fine Hound

“I made you angry again, didn’t I, Sheriff?” This illustration was created to accompany @jessenosabaku ’s TsuruUsa fic in the Wild Kamuy zine “A Fine Hound” 💖 It was absolutely a joy and privilege to collaborate with them and help bring their idea to life The fic itself is absolutely phenomenal, vivid and beautiful, so I IMPLORE you to give it a read 🫵‼️ Zine link: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/19522NLvU9e4K82tBO-IyoOCFGtaCq6sO

Posted using PostyBirb

[wretched-hag]

my piece for The Wild Kamuy zine! please check out the full zine, westernkamuyzn @ twitter 🐎