Uh..

Jesse. FtM. Student. Poet. Spiritualist. Turtle. Introvert. Evironmentally friendly. Masc-ish. Pan. Scorpio.

[dateamonster]

of course you're eight feet tall, beautiful yet repulsive with taught yellow skin, black flowing hair, watery white eyes, and straight black lips and you have pronouns

[salchicharandom]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[oblongfruitsnack]

sending out my burger of killing and violence to all my haters. good luck

[russianspacegeckosexparty]

White museum workers + archeologists: It's complicated 🥺🥺🥺 We can't simply give stolen stuff back and it's not us who are responsible

Me cracking my whip: Boohoo, load the stuff onto the truck

[foxgirltail]

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

No hate but

“Both normal and cis” you wanna run that by me one more time?

[foxgirltail]

What’s not clicking

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

No we aren't

[funnytwittertweets]

[papasmoke]

Destroy the idea

[papasmoke]

Dismantle the notion

[papasmoke]

Destigmatize the thought

[papasmoke]

Disfigure the concept

[papasmoke]

Deploy the lego marines from the Pelican Drop Ship! Help Master Chief save the day and stop the sinister covenant! Aim the cannon on the Scorpion Tank and fire! Look out it's Tartarus; chieftain of the brutes! Use the Arbiter's energy sword to block his attacks!

[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[toastbutteregg]

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pointnclick]

if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

[nae-nae-supreme]

id fuck him

[rottingfacade]

I’d fuck him too

[elfgender]

Love wins

[earthdad]

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?

[lichrelly]

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number