jessieyuckley

she/her tumblr users DNI

[jessieyuckley]

*throwing 2 aces on the table* spread em and leak fellas

[obscurevideogames]

Truck Kyousoukyoku (Metro/Namco - PS2 - 2000)

[loiswasadevil]

You truly consider this the "Best" of Lois Griffin?

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[segamascott]

[tgirlmaomao]

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

[tgirlmaomao]

i dont even believe this or anything its just a line my girlfriend uses on any woman over twenty seven

[girlballs]

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[ace-of-trowels]

In order: Rose, Jack, the Doctor, and then all of them as a group

[girlballs]

don't talk about doctor who on my posts

[ace-of-trowels]

Gonna talk about Doctor Who even harder now, actually.

[girlballs]

oh no you ain't

[kushblazer666]

[henstomper]

now i can finally play as a vampire: the masquerade character in a tabletop roleplaying game

[jennamoran]

I've mostly been playing mine in beach volleyball and not gonna lie it hasn't gone very well

[txttletale]

likely because volleyballs are notoriously terrible LARP partners

[angelicguy]

thanks for taking me out to dinner dr evil. how much do i owe you

dr evil: one meeeeleeon dollars

me: ahahahaha

dr evil: ahahahaa

me: youre cool dr evil

[redpandarascal]

was looking at a timeline of Michigan gay history

HOLY FUCK

[terminal-burrowing-deactivated2]

Drives my gay little truck that makes you upset

[kushblazer666]

[pjackk]

One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking

[vampsprite]

what happebned

[pjackk]

On god they were being super mean to me like they were flicking my head and shit the grey aliens were flicking my head and punching my nose and giving me noogies and shoving me and shit....

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[kushblazer666]

its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie