Hello my friend.

Jessica McAndrew

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the signs as things that rhyme with pinot noir

aries: leather bar

taurus: mid-sized car

gemini: roseanne barr

cancer: caviar

leo: smoke a cigar

virgo: you're a star

libra: oh so close and yet so far

scorpio: myanmar

sagittarius: tom beren-gar

capricorn: you don't have to be popu-lar

aquarius: in the boudoir

pisces: au revoir

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um wut

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I love this so much.

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This girl lives below me haha lol unay Need to stop having such raucous sex what am I like

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I am so chill right now

Love uni xoxo

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Chunder queen

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In my room away laughing on a fast camel

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Bitches be crawling

Second disciplinary action whoopsie

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I have the worst luck

Fucks sake this sucks

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Uni fam in the snow :)

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watching now is good and crying my eyes out

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I don't know if looking this fabulous is worth smelling like biscuits