A Slut From The 90's

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve

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[mewwon]

[art-nimals]

Antonio Canova, Sleeping Lion, marble sculpture, 1792

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[nakedbrownie]

[paper-mario-wiki]

day 12 of quarantine

[gummycore]

year one day 12 of quarantine

[jamieisamess]

Just learned that the NYPD apparently edited their own fucking Wikipedia page to make themselves look better 😀

ACAB 🐷🖕🥰

[crebitordedit]

"The NYPD has an extensive history of being very brave and handsome 😌♥️"

[jamieisamess]

Im LOVING all the additions with like articles and ppl being very rightfully angry, BUT THIS ONE HAS ME REEEEELING

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[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[oscillatingdichotomy]

This is a documentary

[amezure]

a masterpiece

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[foxxycleopatra]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I actually just snorted out blood

[prasejeebus]

I hate this

[catchymemes]

[dogsuffrage]

I could imagine seeing this in a class

[30-minute-memes]

I see his robot as an absolute win

[katsdom]

OK - a very tangential takeoff: Engineering prof assigns students this question: Explain how to determine the height of a very tall building using a barometer.

Obviously meant to use change in barometric pressure with altitude. But one student submitted the following:

There are several ways of doing this

1. On a sunny day, stand the barometer up in the sun, measure the length of its shadow relative to its height, then measure the length of the building’s shadow and calculate its height from that.

2. Go into the stairwell and climb the stairs to the top, marking off the length of the barometer on the wall, giving you the height of the building in “barometer units”.

3. Go onto the roof of the building and drop the barometer off the top and time how long it takes to hit the ground, then calculate the height using the well known formula of 32 ft./sec./sec.

4. Go into the office of the building superintendent and say “If you tell me how tall this building is, I will give you this nice barometer”.

[lolerzz]

[ghost-writer143]

Wilkins woke up and chose violence

[infected]

The Angel of Death, Émile Jean-Horace Vernet, 1851

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[autie-j]

My reaction to the outcome of the impeachment trial: