Silliest Goose

a she/her on tumblr? dude you've got to be joking

[jessushi404]

Intro post

Its time to get serious and terminally online

Im jess, I orbit around my guy @messy-jello

Im one of them she/her transfems

im a major freakazoid that posts whatever the brain parisite tells her

[jessushi404]

is our bit that we're in love are we in love

Gulp...we...we can be if.. you want...

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I drew one shitty picture of @jessushi404 and this bastard won't stop using it as a reaction pic

[jessushi404]

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Thank you, @jessushi404 for the notes! Heh...I really appreciate it... Thanks! *tucks hair behind ear*

[jessushi404]

Heh, Not a problem @messy-jello!

Heh... It's the least I can do for such an awesome poster like you X3

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Hehe...you're pretty cool yourself! I'm really glad we're mutuals! ^_^ you're so sigma

[jessushi404]

Heh... I'm really glad too X3

I'm proud to be your oomfie :3c

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Thank you, @jessushi404 for the notes! Heh...I really appreciate it... Thanks! *tucks hair behind ear*

[jessushi404]

Heh, Not a problem @messy-jello!

Heh... It's the least I can do for such an awesome poster like you X3

[jessushi404]

maou

maou! maou indeed my friend

[jessushi404]

Several sheets of paper for me to hole punch and organize

This is truly amazing

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CHAT WHICH ONE AM I

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(stupid nerd voice with a lisp) "look at my doodle guyth, heuheye, pinkthunduar..." @jessushi404 is making fun of me

[jessushi404]

Only because I'm in love with you

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@jessushi404 said this and she said I needed to credit her so hi jess

[jessushi404]

The credit thing was a joke

I'm not like that in everyday conversation

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It'd be so cool if tumblr gave stats like "You talked about your blorbo 2,957 times just today!"

[jessushi404]

Weird counters would be funny

"You wiggled around the new post button [12] times"

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I wish I could put you in a vat and slurp out all of your drawing skill

DNT DO THAT WTF

[jessushi404]

But

But I wanna know how to draw :C

[jessushi404]

The autism entering my body whenever I enter a hardware store

So much cool things in the big store

And it smells nice

It's awesome in here

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stealing Jess's headphones to listen to light my heart

[jessushi404]

Looooserr

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@jessushi404 just texted me

"Jess beats the shiy out of syrus" (spelling mistakes included) "Eff him"

[jessushi404]

🗣️ I'll invent a move called the Franklin

[messy-jello-deactivated20260303]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO TO HIM

[jessushi404]

🗣️ I'll invent a move called the Franklin

[messy-jello-deactivated20260303]

@jessushi404 just texted me

"Jess beats the shiy out of syrus" (spelling mistakes included) "Eff him"

[jessushi404]

🗣️ I'll invent a move called the Franklin

[jessushi404]

Everyones a friend until you show your true colors