how to be a heartbreaker

jessica marie byers. but please, call me jessie. nineteen. sophomore at ohio state. WMHS alumni.

[jessxyee]

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hi three years between these pictures, can my child stop growing kay thanks. 

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jaredbyers‌:

Four days isn’t too late for a Halloween party announcement right? Sweet cool. There’s a party Thursday night. Who needs to go to classes the day after Halloween. That’s bogus. 

Thank god Zoe’s school gave them a long weekend.

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immypuck‌:

Yes, but it’s only a matter of time before that starts happening. I’m just holding out that he’ll start the terrible two’s a little later.

I’ll hope that he skips them, or at least hope they not as bad as most people get with the twos. 

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jaredbyers‌:

Why not. Zoe loves it.

She loves it because you’re her second favorite person.

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jaredbyers‌:

So… how about them Yankees?

Don’t you dare start.

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rosemaryporter‌:

I bet, maybe I’ll get lucky and have to have them bake for a little longer than their due date but with twins, I don’t see that happening.

Well, i hope they wanna stay in longer than normal twins.

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immypuck‌:

Kindergarten? Oh my god, my son just turned one and I can’t even think about Kindergarten right now, I’m still grasping the fact that he’s in toddler territory now.

Okay, but toddlers are the best. They don’t talk back yet, savor it.

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ginaxwright‌:

aweh, that’s adorable! it’s gotta make you feel good as a mom to have her not want to leave you, though. i honestly can’t wait to be a mom someday!

It does, but i also wanna make sure she’s having a good time at school too. 

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ginaxwright‌:

aweh, oh my gosh. that’s so sweet. is she excited?

She has been, so i hope it stays that way, and it’s not a repeat of her very first day of preschool where she wouldn’t let go of me or have me leave 

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britterslopierce‌:

Dropping them off on their first days is always so hard! You’ll cry more than they do, but when they come home with cute stories it’ll make you smile. You can do this! 

Don’t worry Mrs. LP, i got my waterproof mascara and everything for it.

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rosemaryporter‌:

I haven’t even given birth yet and I can’t even think about Kindergarten. Good luck to you.

It comes faster than you think. 

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julienschue‌:

Is she excited or freaked out? I cried the entire week leading up to my first day of Kindergarten.

She’s been excited since she graduated preschool, cause she kept saying “i get to go to big girl school” so we’ll see if thats still the case. 

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So, Zoe starts kindergarten this week, and im not prepared for it. i mean i am, cause i got her everything she needs, but like. my baby is not a baby anymore.

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schuestergirl‌:

I’ve never fully understood that saying honestly - like, it sounds like a silly excuse for crappy behavior. There should not be an excuse for some of the things I see and hear from these kinds of guys but sadly I don’t get a say in this society of males you know?

Well it’s just a saying, nothing to get bent out of shape about. clearly though ‘boys will be boys’ doesn’t just go for their bad behavior so. 

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TEXT: JESSIE ⇄ JARED

Jared: Its cause she loves me.

Jared: you probably were.

Jessie: Well that is true

Jessie: WAS NOT.