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[askpearlandmarina]

Greetings from a different universe with ink-based beings!

Mind if I ask, what do you 'Inklings' and 'Octolings' do for fun? And how different is it to us Toons?

@th3-r3al-bat

Oh, hi there! There's heaps of things we do for fun!

Like turf war battles, Splatfests, table turf battles, a bunch of super cool things to keep us occupied!

Hmm, well, what do you 'Toons' do for fun?

[th3-r3al-bat]

Oh we do lots of things!

Like riding the trolly, racing go-karts, playing board games like Chess and Checkers, playing Toono, fishing, golfing, and fighting cogs!

We also like to pull gags on each other! Us toons are excellent at gags! Just ask any Cog!

[jest-a-skelecog]

Apologies for the hyper toon, Ms. Octoling and Ms. Inkling, someone gave him sugar and he'a now bouncing off the walls over here.

[two-for-one-deal]

Good Evening, Backburner

I was notified that a certain traitorous skelecog stole one of the company's computers before contacting you

If you don't mind me asking, what exactly was the purpose for that Faulty Lawbot's need to message you?

Regards,

James Silverspine, Backstabber #4783901 of the Lawbot Department

James Silverspine, pleasure to be putting a face to the name.

If this is about the skelecog jester from earlier in the work week then i will be able to answer your question.

The skelecog had inquired about my job title, asking if I was the one to replace them. Asking what department I was from was another question, also about why I look like the way I do.

I thank you for letting me know what they had done after being removed from the company, and if anything is needed in the future, please give me a call.

My work phone number is in the handbook that the company sent out.

-I wish you the best regards, Backburner.

[jest-a-skelecog]

Oh, so I'm a traitor for learning the truth?

[two-for-one-deal]

While I hold no vendetta against you for inquiring truth, your actions afterward have not been all too justified.

Looking over what you have done after being evicted from the company, what I can piece together is that you stole company property after being fired from Cogs?

Is this correct?

I do not wish to assume, you understand.

[jest-a-skelecog]

If you knew what me and some other Suits had to deal with, you would see why I did what I did

[two-for-one-deal]

Good Evening, Backburner

I was notified that a certain traitorous skelecog stole one of the company's computers before contacting you

If you don't mind me asking, what exactly was the purpose for that Faulty Lawbot's need to message you?

Regards,

James Silverspine, Backstabber #4783901 of the Lawbot Department

James Silverspine, pleasure to be putting a face to the name.

If this is about the skelecog jester from earlier in the work week then i will be able to answer your question.

The skelecog had inquired about my job title, asking if I was the one to replace them. Asking what department I was from was another question, also about why I look like the way I do.

I thank you for letting me know what they had done after being removed from the company, and if anything is needed in the future, please give me a call.

My work phone number is in the handbook that the company sent out.

-I wish you the best regards, Backburner.

[jest-a-skelecog]

Oh, so I'm a traitor for learning the truth?

[two-for-one-deal]

Is this thing on? *rah* it, I'll get that toon to fix the camera later

Hello, Fellow Suit, might if I ask a few questions?

One) are you the one they hired to replace me?

Two) What department are you?

Three) what the *barp* are you? Never seen a Suit like you before

@jest-a-skelecog

Hello, I am going to answer your questions one at a time.

1) I was hired into a new job called Head Generalist, I wasn’t aware if anyone had this job before me.

2) My department is Bossbot, but it’s a subsection (see the litigation team as an example of what I am talking about) While I am not as high on the corporate ladder as them, it’s the closest example.

3) I am a cog, yes, but after some… things happened while I was being created I was changed to being a steam powered machine. The oil corroded my systems unusually fast. Yes it makes me pay more for clean water, no I don’t know why.

If you don’t mind, I would have a question of my own for you to answer:

If you can, please run by me what you mean by “the cog they hired to replace you”?

[jest-a-skelecog]

...*rah*

It's difficult to explain, so I won't until I get this stupid thing working

Also, mind if I ask why you have metal plating shaped like a Toon's ears?

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

bitch-literally-cant-with-this

[arlerts-angel]

arlerts-bitch real

[foxymacchiato-deactivated202507]

wiispybitch

Still has a nice ring to it

[sugutoad]

sugubitch? Or bitchtoad

I like the first one thk

[daemontargaryennn]

averagebitchkinnie 😭🙏

[haruhar-u]

Harubitc-h

[v-anrouge-deactivated20250202]

v-anbitch

[shinysparklesapphires]

shinysparklebitches

[sailordaimp]

sailordabitch

[applepies-and-starlight]

bitchpies-and-starlight

[cataphractastrophe-deactivated2]

Bitchastrophe is pretty great ngl

[nugget-gender]

bitch-gender…

[1lluminae-files]

sounds of a bitch

[top1jesterquestfangirl]

Bitcherite!

[roadkillverminz]

…bitchii?

[jest-a-skelecog]

jest-a-bitch

[ask-ethan-bravecog]

hey btw. your e cringe

-HR Buford B. Bamboozle

Mr Roller I'm gonna tear your beak out then leave you to die in Mezzo.

[lazylagoon-ask-blog]

THAT WAFFN’T ME I FFWEAR

[jest-a-skelecog]

sounds like something someone who did it would say

[mudsnapperqna]

Heya, Mundy

So stupid question, since I may or may not have gotten banned from entering C.O.G.S. Inc. for the foreseeable future and resorted to the Toons... want me to see if I could get your old friends to recognize you? like the real you and not just the Suit? If not, that's fine by me, just askin'

If you are banned from entering COGS property, there is likely a good reason for it. Not a good preface for a message like this. Secondly, I am NOT going to just let some random... "skelecog" get their hands on my internals or attempt to interfere with my personal relationships.

If I said what I wanted to here, Ms. Morsecode would be serving me behavioral slips... so...

Go print some test sheets.

[jest-a-skelecog]

Ok, first off, I am not just some random skelecog, I am a Model SC-5383 Bloodsucker Variant Skelecog with a modified Health Meter as part of an abandoned project to make us more resistant to Toons it worked but at the cost of me technically counting as a toon so...

Secondly, I was just offering to help you with little to no trouble on your end besides getting a Level 9 Back Stabber off my barp but "SUIT" yourself... heh

[lazylagoon-ask-blog]

HEY UH DOEFF ANYONE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH DEALING WITH BEINGFF THAT LOOK INCREDIBLY FFIMILAR TO THEMFFELVES BUT ARE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO BE DIFFTINCT

[jest-a-skelecog]

How different we talking? Like "at first glance they look normal" to "if you aren't paying 300% attention, you'll miss the difference"?

[lazylagoon-ask-blog]

LOOKFF THE FFAME AT FIRFFT GLANCE BUT THEN THE FFUIT IFF DIFFERENT ADN FFO ARE THE GLAFFFFEFF

[jest-a-skelecog]

Ah, so like a replica of someone besides minir changes... have you tried dropping a cruise ship on them?

[lazylagoon-ask-blog]

HEY UH DOEFF ANYONE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH DEALING WITH BEINGFF THAT LOOK INCREDIBLY FFIMILAR TO THEMFFELVES BUT ARE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO BE DIFFTINCT

[jest-a-skelecog]

How different we talking? Like "at first glance they look normal" to "if you aren't paying 300% attention, you'll miss the difference"?