Lawbot's finest Toon

[lagworks]

a level 1 flunky approaches you

what do you do

[th3-r3al-bat]

Only reasonable thing, engaging with the Flunky in a reasonable conversation about the office

Jk, drop four pianos on him

[askpearlandmarina]

Greetings from a different universe with ink-based beings!

Mind if I ask, what do you 'Inklings' and 'Octolings' do for fun? And how different is it to us Toons?

@th3-r3al-bat

Oh, hi there! There's heaps of things we do for fun!

Like turf war battles, Splatfests, table turf battles, a bunch of super cool things to keep us occupied!

Hmm, well, what do you 'Toons' do for fun?

[th3-r3al-bat]

Oh we do lots of things!

Like riding the trolly, racing go-karts, playing board games like Chess and Checkers, playing Toono, fishing, golfing, and fighting cogs!

We also like to pull gags on each other! Us toons are excellent at gags! Just ask any Cog!

[asklevel1flunky]

I did not mean to post that how do you delete that it's not letting me

[th3-r3al-bat]

Uh... Flunky? I... I don't even know what to say...

Try looking for a trash can icon?

[asklevel1flunky]

I have it is not working. I need an IT expert I need someone to help me remove my yaoi does anyone know anybody that can remove this immediately.

[th3-r3al-bat]

Legally or no?

[asklevel1flunky]

I did not mean to post that how do you delete that it's not letting me

[th3-r3al-bat]

Uh... Flunky? I... I don't even know what to say...

Try looking for a trash can icon?

[agent4-sqidbeaksplatoon]

Why don't you just eat whatever the anons throw at you

It's mostly not food :<

[th3-r3al-bat]

throws pie at 4 EAT IT!

[thingspeoplesayintoontown]

[raz0rdisk]

ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious

i will start

bread

[technologyvoid]

Bread

[twilight-calliope]

bread

[walmart-the-official]

bread

[ppinkstationzero]

bread

[official-opera-gx]

bread

[totallytesco]

Bread

[gb-tesco-official]

bread

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

garlic bread

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

GARLIC BREAD

[ask-pride-cuphead-deactivated]

lemon juice

[gr3at-s4ge]

sword

[psytats1c-deactivated20241220]

garlic bread my beloved

[flamingskull28]

bread stuffed with garlic bread

[marie-cuttlefish-deactivated202]

Don't you mean garlic with bread?

[agent4-sqidbeaksplatoon]

Garlic bread stuffed with bread.

[th3-r3al-bat]

Fruit Pie Slice

[cathal-ray-toby-bravecog]

Morning, Cathal... or whatever time it is over at Sellbot Hq, at this point I just understand the Lawbot hq time and the estate time.

Anyways, did any other department get a task force or just lawbot? I'm starting to think this task force was just a lie because I wouldn't leave lawbot hq.

Regards, The Bat @th3-r3al-bat

[th3-r3al-bat]

I didn't mean the Litigation Team, I was more referring to like Suits who are higher than Specialist Employees, but lower than managers like yourself. Like Suits you would use to get problematic areas of a district under control without using a major asset like a Manager.

Hard to Explain.

Regards, The Bat

[cathal-ray-toby-bravecog]

on this week's episode of "things i don't remember saving to my computer"

render from @allan-bravecog-and-co

[allan-bravecog-and-co]

I don't remember taking this photo

[th3-r3al-bat]

Oh, uh... That was me who took the photo, Mr. Bravecog... Some bloodsuckers wanted me to do it for them to join the Lawbot Task Force... and they didn't even join... heh... sorry you were good at the saxophone, however

[agent4-sqidbeaksplatoon]

four if you go evil, you can get a cool outfit! and im not even talking about being hypnotized! you can become evil of your own will.

Ohhh!! That does sound cool, doesn't it?

What if I commit crimes to be evil? Like.... Jaywalking? Does that count?

[marie-cuttlefish-deactivated202]

..............

[frog-man-moments]

are you unhappy with four's choic3

[marie-cuttlefish-deactivated202]

Uh, yea?! The NNS members arnt meant to commit crimes.

[agent-marusankisser-deactivated]

crime is only valid if you get a cool outfit

[agent4-sqidbeaksplatoon]

Hm... Yeah, fair. But then again, Marie is right.

[th3-r3al-bat]

And? You get a cool outfit, fellow Ink-based being

[two-for-one-deal]

//Hello. This is the final post from this account. this account be archived, and I will no longer post onto here. I thank everyone who decided to see what I had to offer with my little characters, but I am shifting my focus elsewhere. If you want explanations for how this could have ended canonically, then Piper got fired.

I wish everyone the best, and for the final time…

-Take care, Backburner\\

[th3-r3al-bat]

[[That's unfortunate, I wish you the best with whatever has your focus now, best of luck.]]

[agent8s-ask-blog]

Hello from the Lawbot Department of Coal Oil and Gasoline Syndicate! that's a lie, it's from my estate near Toontown Central i was curious, why do you squids and octopi keep getting into my "emails"? I'd expect toons or cogs, but not squids or octopi, either i have a leak or ms. anna wanted me to see some sealife and linked the wrong page in any case, how is this "Squidbeak Splatoon", and would it be any different from the Task Force i run, being specialists who are mostly doing things others can do but were supposed to be for tasks nobody would want to do? Regards, The Bat @th3-r3al-bat

I don’t know why they’re in your email, nor do I know what toon or a cog is- also, we’re inklings and octolings, not squid and octopi. Common mistake from outside our kind, I know, but any highly evolved species would know the difference!

And I don’t know what the Task Force is- but if you guys send 14 year olds to fight monsters that want to take over or destroy the world, then it sure can’t be any different!

…Seriously, why were we all 14 when we got grouped in with the potential world ending?

[th3-r3al-bat]

It's less sending 14 year olds to fight Beings that deserve to be smited and more just a group of highly skilled idiots that are *supposed* to do tasks that nobody else would be crazy enough to do, but in reality just do things others could do but don't want to, seriously if I get one more Banquet gig I'm throwing a wedding cake at Mr. Oilcan Anyways, I can describe what Toons and Cogs are in more detail if you want in exchange of learning what "Inklings" and "Octolings" are, would be nice learning something new in exchange for giving information. Regards, The Bat, (Lawbot Task Force Founder and basically sole member) (P.s., I heard about this "Tartar" Fellow in one of the older emails, from the looks of him, he seems to be related to Mrs. Dama, mind if I learn more about him as well? Thanks.)

[ask-annamary]

[I finally did it I reblogged something meant for my main on this damn blog. That’s it. Officers. Take me out]

[th3-r3al-bat]

[like irl or throw tnt at the Deep Diver?]

[th3-r3al-bat]

Good evening, fellow toons (and any cogs who see this)

So I was browsing around here for Cog activity for... reasons involving the Lawbot Task Force, and I noticed how different Managers and even some employees decided to make these "Ask Blogs", so why not give it a shot? could be fun while waiting for the clo to get back to me on a functional second monitor that doesn't have the smell of Sellbot Factory...

so why not? feel free to send these "asks" my way, and if any cogs see this, you're welcome to join in if you aren't busy being boring ((Mod Note: no nsfw questions, rp is allowed, and if I'm uncomfortable with a question I'm not answering it))

[ask-annamary]

If anyone is wondering, today is going just swimmingly. A toon pelted my helmet with a cup cake and in response I stepped on a loose board, sending her into the atmosphere. Haha

[th3-r3al-bat]

That was me, sorry Anna, was trying to target a different Suit oh hey, I can see my estate from up here