#1 Jester Quest Fangirl

Haiiii! I'm a huge fan of Andrew Hussies JESTER QUEST, the greatest story of our generation! I hope that you and I can be good friends, unknown person reading this ^_^! Also, Homestuck is pretty cool too, but not nearly as cool as @oldmanontumbler, the loveliest, most amazing romantic partner a gal could ask for!

[top1jesterquestfangirl]

WHO I AM

I am a HUMBLE FAN of the critically acclaimed series JESTER QUEST. I have a variety of OTHER INTERESTS, but that is a CRITCIAL ONE. This is NOT A BIT, and it will not be HUMOROUSLY JUXTAPOSED by me literally never mentioning this series again dispite my entire blog being themed around it.

1: Please adresss me by FEMALE PRONOUNS, and by WHICHEVER NAME SEEMS TO BE THE MOST FUNNY AT ANY GIVEN TIME, provided it is DISTINCTLY FEMALE.

2: Terfs and generic brand transphobes DNI. I do NOT HAVE A JOKE for this line, but PLEASE LAUGH as if I did.

3: MY INTERESTS

LIST ITEM THREE INTERMISSION ONE: MEDIA

It goes without saying that I am a fan of JESTER QUEST, but it will be repeated once more regardless. I have been an ACTIVE PARTICIPANT in its fandom since the very first minute of its existance, and made a PLETHORA of posts around it. Though it has gone on HIATUS I will keep a tab open to it in preparation for the day it uploads again, refreshing it regularly. the only reason the titular JESTER is not my profile pic is because they are NONBINARY, and I have comparatively less interest in characters who are NOT GIRLS, hence me picking JOLLACRITY.

Though this is my PRIME INTEREST, I have a great deal of LESSER INTERESTS.

HOMESTUCK. Homestuck is my solid second favorite MSPA, most of all thanks to the characters of ERIDAN and VRISKA, who were also in JESTER QUEST. I have read the entire comic, and eagerly await more BEYOND CANON.

UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE. This too is because of their appearances in JESTER QUEST, particularly the character of TOGORE. While I have played both games, I have not seen them, but the fanbase has assured me he is a real character originating in that game, so I shall KEEP LOOKING.

I also like Project Moon, FNAF, One Piece, Helldivers 2, Singularity(2010), Portal, and Oneshot, but I have NOTHING FUNNY to say about them.

It should be noted that I do not care for BARD QUEST to any degree. I think it is NOT FUNNY and fairly HOMOPHOBIC. I do not get what the Jester sees in it, but I feel that adds to their MORAL COMPLEXITY. The only page in it I like, is the one that appears in JESTER QUEST, the SUPERIOR STORY.

I have also never played PSYCOLONIALS. Yes, I know my beloved JOLLACRITY is from there, and I intend to play it, but have not yet, as I am BAD AT VIDEO GAMES, and need to FINISH FINDING TOGORE in Deltarune before I can start a new one.

It will probably be MOSTLY HOMESTUCK if I am BEING REAL, tho, some PROJECT MOON, as well. Also being real, I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE ERIDAN, he's my LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER in JESTER QUEST and HOMESTUCK.

LIST ITEM THREE INTERMISSION TWO: NOT MEDIA

ROBOTS. ROBOTS ARE INCREDIBLY COOL. I FUCKING LOVE ROBOTS. ESPECIALLY CYBERFLOTHERS, BUT ALL ROBOTS ARE GENUINELY AWESOME. SO ARE CYBORGS. THEY ARE SO COOL THAT THIS BULLET POINT GETS TO BE IN ALL CAPS

SPACE. However, I dont like CRAZY OUT THERE SPACE STUFF, like NEBULAE or DISTANT GALAXIES. I'm only interested in PRACTICAL SPACE STUFF, such as SPACE STATIONS and LUNAR EXPLORATION. I would be into MARS as well, except for the fact that my MOST HATED MAN, ELON MUSK, took that fixation already, so instead my one other planet of interest is VENUS.

HISTORY, particularly RECENT HISTORY. Range of time periods extends backwards to ABOUT 1950, and forwards to ABOUT YESTERDAY.

MEDIA ARCHIVAL and DATA PRESERVATION. I take this kind of thing VERY SERIOUSLY, and love COLLECTING LOST MEDIA. Currently hold copies of both WONDERLAB and UNUS ANNUS, along with several MOVIES

WRITING. I have written several FULL LENGTH STORIES, along with SHORT STORIES, and intend to post my first FANFICTION in the very near future, which will be linked to this BLOG.

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[lovinglystar]

hi so my apartment caught on fire, it's mostly fine but i missed a day of work and the insurance company needs a $500 deductible which is a lot of money and coming directly out of my ffs funds, so if youd like to help me replenish a little my cashapp is $xale2000 and my venmo is lovestarheart

[Id: the aftermath of the fire in my apartment, you can see on the stovetop burner where it happened, and the charred remains of the box and crap that was on fire at the bottom. there is a yellowish powder everywhere. /end ID]

anything helps 😭

[lovinglystar]

70/500

[raptorific]

[oldmanontumbler]

[strawberry-crocodile]

i dont remember who first pointed it out but there's a post that's essentially that... the goal of transmisogyny is not always just an eradication of the transfem, but to give tme people access to the transfem as a fundamentally helpless person. the threat is not the life of an individual transfem- although that can be discarded on a whim- but the transfem community. the threat is trans women finding each other, creating a science to describe and share the ways we are mistreated, supporting each other and finding support in sympathetic and educated tmes. the goal is to have the transfeminized person- the lost confused vulnerable "boy"- isolated and desperate. for her to be a well of labor; artistic, emotional, organizational, domestic, or sexual. for her to be a well of this labor until you are done with her and she can be safely and cleanly discarded with no guilt and no loss of social standing.

and once you see it, so much starts to make sense. the attempt to erode language like tme/tma, which allows transfems to discuss their oppressors, or language like trans women, which allows transfems to unify and understand themselves as victims of misogyny. the proliferation of the femboy- an alternative identity for the young transfeminized person, one that is centered around looking skinny and pretty and being sexually available. and attempts to target and remove trans women from their community- to destroy the transfem community on tumblr, to isolate and punish trans women from their irl support groups. even the public mockery of transfemininity, the jokes on television, the insults boys fling at each other to assert that to be transfeminized is to be less than worthless.

this is the arc of transmisogyny. this is what is expected of us, the status quo that all this violence is committed to enforce.

[strawberry-crocodile]

It happened like a few weeks ago now but the way that hbomberguy pulled out the classic transmisogyny of pedojacketing and callouts to condemn and punish Patricia Taxxon when she so much as alluded to the way he underpayed and took advantage of her to score his big, popular, successful videos is just, like, a textbook example of this. A young woman- a teenager!- is used for artistic labor, but because she's transfem, autistic, furry, the people using her can rally a mob to chase her out of public life, censor her, and people will comply. People openly acknowledged that, yes, she was underpaid, but they find that justifiable in the face of her being a disgusting degenerate dangerous sexual deviant! a community of alleged "leftists" gathered to defend a labor rights violation when the victim is a tranny. this is what transmisogyny is for.

[rabbitscreams]

we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

[rabbitscreams]

female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.

[rabbitscreams]

if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane

[consumerofshorthomies]

I need to figure out how to point this stuff out without sounding like a racist bigot, "why are black women always portrayed as fierce whenever they're in books shows and movies?" sounds like I'm an old white man angry about woke, but genuinely when was the last time you saw a girly black woman in a show? was she lighter than other black characters if other black characters were in the show/movie? "oh it's symbolism" there is no symbolism in skin colour.

[aishabellasbigblogofeverything]

There are plenty of Black girls who are girly in media, HOWEVER, usually their girliness is not their singular individual trait. They are typically a member of an ensemble female cast in which most of the other female characters are just as if not more girly than them(typically in media marketed towards young girls) and the girliest character is almost never the Black girl, but a white female character, often with blonde hair and blue eyes. And like you said, they are often lighter on some fashion. I don’t think I can think of a single work of media in which a Black female character was cute, feminine, and girly and it was her unique defining trait, or where she was in a cast of mostly girls and was the girliest out of all the female characters. The only mainstream/widespread example that I can think of is Princess Allura from Voltron: Legendary Defenders, and she had light hair and eyes and zero Black facial features. And well, we all know how she ended up. Sparkle Cadet from Craig and the Creek is another good example, but I’m not sure how major she is(I haven’t watched the show), but I still like her. And of course, Brandy’s Cinderella from the 1997 Rodger’s and Hammerstein’s adaptation. Favorite movie of all time. Love her. Icon. 😘 But yeah. Other than those THREE examples, all of the other examples that I can think of are from indie/lesser-known/niche projects, often created by Black women. Non-Blacks almost universally default to making us the loud, aggressive, rough-and-tumble masculine one and the sweet, pretty, feminine one is always white and/or a light-skinned, non-Black poc. I’ve had ENOUGH!!! 😤

[frontmansdefender]

fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

[battlefem-deactivated20170404]

you wanna see some badass shit from the early 20th century?? The Lumière brothers created the first full color photograph… in fucking 1903! So these dudes dyed potatoes (in red, blue, and green), mashed them down into just pure fuckin’ starch, and used these dyed potato starches as filters to block out/let in certain wavelengths of light. They coated one side of a glass plate with the starches and sensitized the other side with a mixture of gelatin and light sensitive materials (silver nitrate) and loaded these plates in their cameras.. This is a really simple explanation of the process and I may have missed some things A few of my favorite autochrome photos:

[itsoldjohn]

that last one is literally a LOOK

[cassiocantdrink]

yes!

but lets not forget sergei prokudin-gorskiy, who developed a similar process in 1902, published in 1903 and then toured russia to take hundreds of color photographs:

AND the guy developed color slide processing as well. as a person fairly familiar with modern b/w processing at home, but never EVER stepping into color (negatives or slides) territory, i’d say, BAMF to the highest degree. 

[petermorwood]

Here are a few more Prokudin-Gorskiy / Gorskii shots, and a reminder once again that these aren’t recently colourised BW images but original colour photos taken about 120 years ago. Many colourised pics don’t look this good. Some modern colour pics don’t look this good (as I know all too well. “Delete image Y/N? Y!”)

This is Leo Tolstoy, author of “War and Peace” and “Anna Karenina”.

Alim Khan, Emir of Bukhara…

…and his Minister of the Interior.

A Type B-15 steam locomotive…

Another of those peasant girls with guest-gifts of berries…

The Church of St John the Baptist at Staraya Ladoga…

…and a Sergei Prokudin-Gorskiy self-portrait.

Unlike some current selfies ;-> he’s not dominating the image, so here’s a closer shot.

Nice hat…

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[onthisdayinhomestuck]

On This Day In Homestuck:

June 12th, 2010

A young troll stands in his respiteblock. Welcome to Alternia.

[starstormdx]

guys this small child showed up at my door and demanded pancakes what do i do

(i got the niko plush yippieeeee)

[shylodon]

Strange Structures

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right