under construction uwu

not a god- just a little fun loving goofy guy :3c

[jesteraveragejester]

Allow me to introduce myself!

Im the Jester! Im here to have a good time! I love to ask questions and learn about you!

[jesteraveragejester]

Allow me to introduce myself!

Im the Jester! Im here to have a good time! Can you guess my name? Theres a prize if you do! 🤫

Come play with me!

[lintlesunflowerart]

Was never too happy with the OG pic so I gave it another shot

[jame7t]

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

[tilthat]

TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

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[thathawaiiandude]

?????????????????????

[arsillanola]

[girlwarlock]

[kristina100000]

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

[spacecaptainglow]

This post resurrected the word Slonk

[petalstims]

Stimboard of my Dinnar 🔥

🔥 🍬 🔥 🍬 🐻 🍬 🔥 🍬 🔥

[subterran-seeker]

And what do i get with 10 kromer? A hug? Would 15 kromer let me kiss you on the cheek?

* TWO [[Hand]] [hand]S! * FOR JUST 15KROMER YOU GET [Hug]! WILL LET YOU [kissy cutie] ME ON THE [Cheek] FREE!!!

He's already making parrot-like kissing sounds, lowering himself down to their level and revealing the other paw.

[jesteraveragejester]

This is? Heaven? Yes heaven on earth! Im gonna kiss your cheek so dang good

[subterran-seeker]

I bet you 10 dollari doos that i know a song thatll make you cry!

* A [Deal] 'S A [Deal]!! * GIVE ME YOUr [NumberOneRated] [[BIG SHOT]]. BETT3R MAKE IT [count the spiders on the wall]!!

[jesteraveragejester]

I will wait for you - Connie Francis

[julielilac]

Michael Sheen as Miles Maitland (Bright Young Things, 2003)

[jesteraveragejester]

Allow me to introduce myself!

Im the Jester! Im here to have a good time! I love to ask questions and learn about you!

[tartan-and-redwine]

[julielilac]

Michael Sheen as Miles Maitland (Bright Young Things, 2003)

[azirasheens-deactivated20240717]

Miles Maitland, my beloved. 🥺🤲🏻

[p-158morp]

OOC note.

These past 2 years for me have been the hardest and most painful by far.

I lost my great grandmother.

My grandpa

My 15 year old cat

And monday i lost my Grandma.

And now i dont really know how to not live in constant grief and missing someone.

Thpse of you who are still here for Morp and for me, thank you. Really and truly. I dont know whats going to happen to Morp, part of me thinks i wont be able to do anything for him for a long time, and another part thinks i might hyper fixate on his life. His life being one that i can control.

If you continue to stay, thank you, it does mean a lot to me that yall love Morp that much.

Please have patience with me.

And please send love to your families.

[magicalshopping]

♡ Holographic Judgement Clown by Clowncastle ♡

[shagadelicswinger-deactivated20]

How many teeth is too many teeth for you?

“What an odd question! Whatever do you mean by that?”

[jesteraveragejester]

Well! Say you were kissing someone! A very beautiful and vivacious someone!

Ah but something just doesnt seem quite right does it? So you use your tongue and start counting top and bottoms from cuspid to molar!

How many teeth would be too many teeth for you to continue kissing on this person?

[subterran-seeker]

What is your favorite way to eat eggs!

* WHAT?? DO I LO0K LIKE THE KIND OF [[9th Level Barbarian]] WHO WOULD DO THAT 2 [[The Boys]]!?!?

*... THEY DO LOOK DELICIS THO...

[jesteraveragejester]

"So youve never had an egg before? Do you even know about the gold treasure inside?