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look at me and go "damn i'm horny now"

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don't look at me respectfully
look at me and go "damn i'm horny now"
Yet another NSFW Survey!
1: Kitchen counter, car hood, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to have sexbut then ________
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.
33: What your favorite part of your body?
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex?
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
6, 16, 26, 36 for Elymaz and Larkra
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
I’m.... Pretty Sure a~y of my firSt Sexual experie~ceS go here...
I am ~ot too kee~ on Shari~g a~y of them!!
THERE WAs THIs TIME A WHILE AGO, WHEN I WAs sINGLE. I HOOKED UP WITH A GUY ON A BAR, WE DIDN'T HAD A LOT OF CHEMIsTRY BUT WE WERE BOTH HORNY, AT THE END NOTHING HAPPENED AND WE HAD TO sTARE AT OUR HALF-NAKED AssEs FOR LIKE 10 MINUTEs TRYING TO MAKE sOMETHING WORK.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
DriguZ & I are very mild whe~ it comeS to it... So I ca~t really thi~k of Somethi~g too “weird”.
I gueSS I could Say that maki~g out while covered i~ blood iS weird, maybe?
ORAL TIME PENNIE Is DEFINITELY IN THE "WEIRD" CATEGORY. I MEAN HIs BODY Is sPECIAL, BUT I WOULD BE LYING IF sAY THAT Is NOT sOMETHING I DEEPLY ENJOY, TEETH AND ALL~
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
OH, YEs I DO!
FUCK YEs! THERE Is NOTHING sEXIER THAN POsITIVE FEEDBACK OF WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING!!
36: What do you wear to bed?
USually Some light pa~tS & a Sleep Shirt. I’ll go ShirtleSS if its too warm.
IF WE ARE TALKING ABOUT sLEEPING, I JUsT WEAR sOME BRIEFs AND THAT's IT.
9, and 40 for Elymaz
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Get all bloody baby ~~
40: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
~ot really ~o...
I do prefer to be i~timate i~ a more Safe Space you k~ow?
1, 7, 16, 23, 24 for arlkin
Goodness! ♢sking me ♢lre♢dy? You sure ♢re ♢ curious bunch~
Lets see...
1: Kitchen counter, car hood, or on top of the dryer?
Rezny♢ ♢nd I have pretty much tried ♢ll of them, he h♢s no preferences... I guess I don’t either ♢s long ♢s there is no p♢int th♢t c♢n ♢ccident♢lly touch my skin.
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Rezny♢ sure h♢s some weird kinks p♢cked... ♢nd I will ♢dmit, some ♢re very cont♢gious...
I believe the weirdest one yet would be us h♢ving sex in d♢ngerous situ♢tions.
It sure gets the thrill going~
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
With Rezny♢ you never know wh♢t he might w♢nt to try next... But I guess it would h♢ve to be him ♢sking me to jerk him off with my feet.
I’m h♢ppy to oblige of course~ <3
23: Biggest turn on:
This will sound V♢nill♢ ♢fter ♢ll I’ve s♢id ♢lre♢dy... but nothing gets me going better th♢n ♢ good workout session. Speci♢lly stretching ♢fter ♢ long d♢y of work, the body gets ♢ll loose ♢nd melts ♢w♢y the stress of the d♢y.
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
1, My neck 2, My thighs ♢nd 3, My nook.
✿ Á 💦 for anyone you like!
✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?
[These two are the Virgin club™ , the rest of them had sex before]
Á : Is your muse loud in bed?
A LITTLE YEs... BUT ITs NOT sOMETHING A MAN sHOULD BE AsHAMED OF!
💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in?
ThЭrЭ is nothing БЭttЭr than an old fashionЭd and sЭЖy facial, Да ? Бut I also likЭ crЭampiЭs
Naughty Little Meme
❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?
👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?
Do it ask my trolls shit you cowards
The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there
(☺❤∀FOR REZNYA, PLEASE!!!)
☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?
DЭpЭnds on thЭ day, Да? I usually prЭfЭr to fuck rathЭr than masturБatЭ, Бut I would say is nЭБЭr lЭss than 6 timЭs at wЭЭk.
❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?
Hard to tЭll, I gЭt turnЭd on rЭally Эasy, Бut if I had to choosЭ my faБoritЭ part to БЭ touch and stimulatЭd I would БЭ my horns. Or gЭtting my fingЭrs suckЭd
∀ : Your muse’s favorite position?
Doggy stylЭ or haБing my loБЭr on my lap jumping on my БulgЭ, oh 69 proБaБly БЭ onЭ of my faБoritЭs too, Эating and fingЭring a nook is onЭ of my faБoritЭ things to do.
Naughty Little Meme
❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? ✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before? ☜ : Does your muse like to top? ☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? ∀ : Your muse’s favorite position? ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? ☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually? ✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? ♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing? Á : Is your muse loud in bed? ⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks? ☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some? ♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?
👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?
You have such handsome clowns! May Japhos spend one night with one of yours for the clown week? Just a friendly friend date :0
(Spend the night? You might need to ask for a coffee first fella! )
How do you spend clown week but in a sexy way?
Being a sexy cl✸wn ~
What else? ~
is it clown week here as well?
[SURE THING! SEND US YOUR ASKS AND WELL DO OUR BEST TO ANSWER ;) ]
✨👍 To Larkra!
✨ - best pail session?
THAT sHOULD BE THE FIRsT TIME I DID IT WITH PENNIE... I MEAN I HAD sOME SEXUAL PARTNERs BEFORE BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I DID IT WITH SOMEONE I FEEL RED FOR.
IT WAs CUTE AND HOT AND sPECIAL. CALL ME A HOPELEss ROMANTIC OR WHATEVER BUT IT WAs THE BEST PAIL I HAD UNTIL THAT MOMENT.
👍 - turn ons?
OH, FUCK! I HAVE SEVERAL... TO BEGIN WITH, I HAVE A BIG WEAKNEss FOR LINGERIE, BUT HONEsTLY WHO HAsN’T?
I KNOW THIs Is A FREAKY ONE... BUT TEETH! NICE sHARP TEETH ARE sO sEXY! s
I ALsO FIND sEXY MALE CHEsTs...LIKE THEY ARE...sO...HOT...FUCK
ALsO...BELLIES...THEY ARE ALsO...sEXY, A NICE sOFT BELLY CAN MAKE ME sO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA...
FUCK I sHOULDN’T BE sAYING sO MUCH!
⏳💥 For Koresh?
⏳ - How long do you last when pailing?
I† DependS ON MY Par†ner AnD †heiR Resis†ancE AnD PerformancE. FoR A †rolL MY SizE I HavE Pre††Y HigH S†aminA AnD CaN GO ON FoR HourS, AlsO EdginG AnD Overs†imula†ioN ArE Some†hinG I HighlY EnjoY, SO †ha† OnlY IncreasE HoW MucH CaN I GO ON.
MY RecorD BY NoW HaS BeeN A Nigh† AnD HalF DaY Wi†H RodY Almos† NoN-S†oP. Bu† I† WaS OuR Hea† SO †ha† HelpeD.
💥 - worst/awkwardest pail session?
TW: Sexual Abuse
🎧💋 Mazzy~
🎧 - do you play music when you pail?
I’m ~ot that ki~ o~ muSic... except maybe the creepy car~ival muSic we play o~ the car~ival grou~dS all the time, & I doubt DriguZ would fi~d that aS a good paili~g mood.
💋 - favorite places to be kissed?
O~ my ~eck Specially the Scorched part, for Some reaSo~ that Side of my body iS more SenSitive.
Nsfw Troll Ask
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❤️ - what is your fantasy for your and your matesprite?
🖤 - what is your fantasy for you and your kismesis?
👌 - Top 3 kinks?
💋 - favorite places to be kissed?
👍 - turn ons?
👎 - turn offs?
✨ - best pail session?
💥 - worst/awkwardest pail session?
🎧 - do you play music when you pail?
🌃 - have you ever pailed in public?
⏳ - How long do you last when pailing?
✖️ - do you have a kink you’re ashamed of?
📏 - bulge length?
📓 - have you ever written smut?
✏️ - have you ever drawn smut?