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About Me Post, Under the Cut

first things first, zionists & terfs will be blocked immediately so don't bother following

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Call me Bandit or Kyle, I'm 19, neopronouns are preferred but I don't mind. Bi lesbian, if that bothers you: unfollow & block. Transgender & nonbinary, if that bothers you: fix your heart or die (but also unfollow & block). Don’t ask me for my AGAB if you wouldn’t ask me for a dick pic. From Florida, family is from Belgium, I spent 4 years learning French and I'm still not fluent but if you send me an ask/DM en français, je ferai essayer de répondre en français. I'm majoring in anthropology and hoping to be a professional archaeologist one day. Ask me about natural mummification if you want to hear my thoughts on bog bodies or Ötzi the Iceman. Big on ancient Greek tragedies and epics and such. Also very big into art and art history. I have an International Baccalaureate Diploma and all I had to do was lose my mind entirely to get it (if you're currently an IBDP student feel free to ask me about it. Free advice here: don't get started on your extended essay the week before it's due. for the love of god). Still very interested in comic books, vampires, GWAR, my chemical romance, fall out boy, & horror movies, but posts about that will probably be more over on @my-chemical-rot (my other account!)

[redlipstickresurrected]

Clotilde Olyff (Belgian, b. 1962, based Brussels, Belgium) - Stone Alphabet, 1994. She collected these over a 14-year period from the banks of rivers and oceans.

[tarmairons]

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

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[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[manbiteshog]

thanksgiving is a holiday based on a falsified narrative full of white guilt and the erasure of history so what are some good native organizations to donate to this coming thursday

[manbiteshog]

organizations recommended by @loneghostkid 

native american rights fund

heyday berkely roundhouse

news from native california magazine

national indian child welfare association

california indian legal services

the national indigenous women’s resource center

[meshkwahkihaki]

please also consider looking into funding native/tribal food sovereignty projects if you have food to donate or money to spare. friends, please add more if you know of them and have links to provide:

native american food sovereignty alliance

meskwaki food sovereignty initiative

friends of pine ridge reservation

first nations development institute

you can also buy food/gifts from indigenous sellers or donate to gofundme fundraisers made by indigenous people who need help getting groceries, paying medical bills, or paying rent. do something to help us and our communities.

[britomartis]

try water projects too, like the navajo water project: https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

Navajo Water Project

Help DigDeep bring clean, running water to hundreds of American families. Nearly 40% of Navajo don't have a tap or toilet at home. We can fi

a lot of reservations are fucked over on water by illegal oil drilling, pipelines, or other breaches, like in the navajo rez’s case: contaminated by illegal uranium mining.

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I would like to put my endorsement to the Sovereign Bodies Institute, home of the database of Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women. The database is trans-inclusive, the data protocols follow the desires of the families of MMIW, and this holiday season, they are collecting donations to buy gifts for the families, especially the children, of missing and murdered women. 

[qaigulik-deactivated20251021]

I’d like to add Feeding Nunavut, the cost of living in the isolated north for Inuit is up to and sometimes over 5x the prices the rest of Canada is used to.

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Fifteen year old me, deeply in denial: Im sure all girls wanna look like that

That:

[yewfae]

*frantic whisper* I CAN'T STOP

No fr tho I have so many of these so here's part three :D

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[cryptotheism]

Jerk off coal for boner fire

Fuel of burning jerk desire

Discovered with an ancient code

Dinosaurs that blow their load

Mining ancient jerk off coal

Power jerking hole and pole

Change the weather every night

Jerk off coal is burning bright

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Scansion:

– ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Jerk off / coal for / boner / fire – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Fuel of / burning / jerk de/sire ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – Disco/vered with / an an/cient code – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Dino/saurs that / blow their / load – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Mining / ancient / jerk off / coal – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Power / jerking / hole and / pole – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Change the / weather / every / night – ◡ / – ◡ / – ◡ / – Jerk off / coal is / burning / bright

Metrical form: trochaic tetrameter catalectic. in line 3 there is an additional syllable at the beginning, making an iambic tetrameter line.

Rhyme scheme: AABBCCDD rhyming couplets

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[theocseason4]

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[madmonksandmaenads]

I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.

Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.

Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.