jester

🏳️‍⚧️ she/her adhd anxious thiccc af can cook likes video games ,music, animation, tv shows,fashion, art,and movies must be 18+ to interact

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Enter name: Magnolia Blake, you are a girl who is completely obsessed with pirates and adventure. You have a busy day today and don't want another lengthy encounter with the captain, you and your online friends are about to play a game that may hold the fate of your world. You pick up your Cutlass and pistol and equip them to your strife deck , you are ready to head down stairs. FIRING CANNONS suddenly your room is shaking as the the sound of cannons, your guardian is half crazed rum soaked seadog that you call the captain that old bastard is the closest thing you have to a father. He says he sailed through the furthest ring but those are tall tales to give you nightmares you think. The captain does have one tale that you believe however the one about the Golden planet and golden moon it peaked your treasure hunting interest .

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Zeus voice boomed Dionysus Clow-en you are charged with interfering with the myths and breaking continuity, what say you? Fuck you Zeus , I was doing my jobs. You where doing them poorly and you are causing cracks in the meta narrative super structure. You know fuck this , clow-en proceeded to throw several flaming casks of flaming wine into Zeus' face before absconding into a fictional work that will be increasing difficult to escape, by fleeing into Homestuck clow-en has sealed her fate but this may be the key to fixing her fuck ups.

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I wonder what carpation tastes like ?

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Giving a copy of sburb to techpreists, orks,necrons. Just to see what would happen

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Lego Homestuck

Imagine All the shenanigans and syladex fafing about in lego and destroying johns house as the first level. John and Rose being the playable characters for the first level switching between them for puzzle solving.

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The cave that turns you into a girl is filled with gold and debloons and so much treasure from happy pirates

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Reading act 5 act 1 of Homestuck in the laundry mat is a vibe I highly recommend reading at the laundry mat

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Do you eat your ice cream sandwich from the top or bottom

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Typical cat behavior defying physics for the bit

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Welcome to block buster here is a copy of sburb, Con air, and a novelty labtop of famous author earnest Hemingway

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The ritual is going according to plan soon I shall be able to summon Taco Bell... Fucking $50 damn door dash is expensive

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Throating Costco Dawgs at an alarming rate to the horror of the onlookers of the food court.gnashing with increasing speed the hunger is never satisfied unyeilding even, not even tasting anymore.

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Do you think a Homestuck tome could crush an old lady on a ladder like the sassacre text

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Death aura farming simulator

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John, Dave , rose and jade have no knowledge of Skyrim thus know knowledge of your finally awake you where trying to cross the border