Þe Prince’s Favorite

He/him | Val | Þe prince’s own personal entertainer | Stable boys DNI

[m3dieval]

Probably more than you ever wanted to know about 15th century armoured codpieces (a video by Arne Koets). But also a bit about groin armour in general.

[goodladyknight]

His majesty keeps summoning me to his chambers so that I may assist him in picking an outfit, and then he proceeds to change in front of me!!! Does this mean anything???

[willjulep]

Do you think the king and the royal jester who has been the only person in recent years to bring a smile to his face and coax forth his rich, full-throated laugh have ever explored each other's bodies?

[jestersprivelege]

My prince how I miss þee (he art in a meeting)

[pr1nc3pj]

My dear jester i hath finished up! The meeting was dreadfully boring im afraid i will need extra entertainment tonight from thou

[jestersprivelege]

Hehehe oh of course my prince. Þou must telleþ me all about it during our session tonight…

[jestersprivelege]

My prince how I miss þee (he art in a meeting)

[willjulep]

Your majesty, the people are beginning to question your relationship with the court jester. No, sire, it's just that... while no one expects subtlety from a clown, one can only make so many "sitting and spinning on it" jokes whilst impishly blowing kisses in your direction before the commoners start to ask questions.

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[pr1nc3pj]

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

[jestersprivelege]

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

[pr1nc3pj]

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

[jestersprivelege]

Careful sire… who knoweth what that runt may attempt…

[pr1nc3pj]

Worry not dearest jester, mine muscles arent that just of show

[jestersprivelege]

Oh I know that sire praise the heavens👀👀👀👀👀👀

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[pr1nc3pj]

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

[jestersprivelege]

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

[pr1nc3pj]

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

[jestersprivelege]

Careful sire… who knoweth what that runt may attempt…

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[pr1nc3pj]

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

[jestersprivelege]

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Yoohoo! Stable boy! The prince has sent a message to thee stating that he is most displeased with your disrespectful words, and that he does not tolerate such defiance :)

Excuse me? I havent a clue what words thou art speaking of! I am innocent!!

[jestersprivelege]

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

[jestersprivelege]

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

[jestersprivelege]

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

[jestersprivelege]

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

[jestersprivelege]

I am going to kill thee

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

GUARDS!!!!!!! GUARDS?!?!!!!!!!!

[jestersprivelege]

Simply a jest stable boy! Thou art overreacting

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Thou art NOT AMUSING

[jestersprivelege]

Thou simply doth not have the wit I do :)

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

I shall show sire how unfunny thou art.

[jestersprivelege]

I am sure thee wilt try, horsefucker.

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Yoohoo! Stable boy! The prince has sent a message to thee stating that he is most displeased with your disrespectful words, and that he does not tolerate such defiance :)

Excuse me? I havent a clue what words thou art speaking of! I am innocent!!

[jestersprivelege]

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

[jestersprivelege]

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

[jestersprivelege]

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

[jestersprivelege]

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

[jestersprivelege]

I am going to kill thee

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

GUARDS!!!!!!! GUARDS?!?!!!!!!!!

[jestersprivelege]

Simply a jest stable boy! Thou art overreacting

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Thou art NOT AMUSING

[jestersprivelege]

Thou simply doth not have the wit I do :)

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Yoohoo! Stable boy! The prince has sent a message to thee stating that he is most displeased with your disrespectful words, and that he does not tolerate such defiance :)

Excuse me? I havent a clue what words thou art speaking of! I am innocent!!

[jestersprivelege]

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

[jestersprivelege]

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

[jestersprivelege]

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

[jestersprivelege]

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

[jestersprivelege]

I am going to kill thee

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

GUARDS!!!!!!! GUARDS?!?!!!!!!!!

[jestersprivelege]

Simply a jest stable boy! Thou art overreacting

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Yoohoo! Stable boy! The prince has sent a message to thee stating that he is most displeased with your disrespectful words, and that he does not tolerate such defiance :)

Excuse me? I havent a clue what words thou art speaking of! I am innocent!!

[jestersprivelege]

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

[jestersprivelege]

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

[jestersprivelege]

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

[jestersprivelege]

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

[jestersprivelege]

I am going to kill thee

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Yoohoo! Stable boy! The prince has sent a message to thee stating that he is most displeased with your disrespectful words, and that he does not tolerate such defiance :)

Excuse me? I havent a clue what words thou art speaking of! I am innocent!!

[jestersprivelege]

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

[jestersprivelege]

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

[jestersprivelege]

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

[jestersprivelege]

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Yoohoo! Stable boy! The prince has sent a message to thee stating that he is most displeased with your disrespectful words, and that he does not tolerate such defiance :)

Excuse me? I havent a clue what words thou art speaking of! I am innocent!!

[jestersprivelege]

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

[jestersprivelege]

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

[s3cr3tst4bl3]

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

[jestersprivelege]

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things