PJ

20 He/Him Sleepiest prince of the land Dni if you aren’t entertaining or lack gossip.

[jestersprivelege]

My prince how I miss þee (he art in a meeting)

[pr1nc3pj]

My dear jester i hath finished up! The meeting was dreadfully boring im afraid i will need extra entertainment tonight from thou

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[pr1nc3pj]

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

[jestersprivelege]

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

[pr1nc3pj]

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

[jestersprivelege]

Careful sire… who knoweth what that runt may attempt…

[pr1nc3pj]

Worry not dearest jester, mine muscles arent that just of show

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[pr1nc3pj]

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

[jestersprivelege]

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

[pr1nc3pj]

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[jestersprivelege]

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

[pr1nc3pj]

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[jestersprivelege]

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

[pr1nc3pj]

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

[pr1nc3pj]

Sire… the stableboy claims to be able to see into thine chambers when thou art changing… and he denies the accusations of defiance against thee

Oh dear… perhaps mine maids where right to scold me for keeping mine curtains open… i suppose it doth not do that much harm…

[pr1nc3pj]

Who is knocking on mine chambers doors!!! Guards!!! Jester!!!

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[jestersprivelege]

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

[pr1nc3pj]

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

[jestersprivelege]

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

[pr1nc3pj]

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

[jestersprivelege]

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

[pr1nc3pj]

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

[jestersprivelege]

My bells beeth NOT overcompensation! They were custom designed by the prince himself. That sounds rather like defiance against thine rule sire….

[pr1nc3pj]

Hmmm… i suppose thou art right, perhaps one of us should inform the stable boy… one of us

[jestersprivelege]

I WILL INFORM HIM SIRE! What shall I tell him? Shall I sic the guard on his arse?

[pr1nc3pj]

Nay! Nay, simply tell him such talk is most inappropriate

[jestersprivelege]

Of course sire. I shall do as you ask

[pr1nc3pj]

Report back to me immediately

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[jestersprivelege]

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

[pr1nc3pj]

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

[jestersprivelege]

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

[pr1nc3pj]

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

[jestersprivelege]

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

[pr1nc3pj]

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

[jestersprivelege]

My bells beeth NOT overcompensation! They were custom designed by the prince himself. That sounds rather like defiance against thine rule sire….

[pr1nc3pj]

Hmmm… i suppose thou art right, perhaps one of us should inform the stable boy… one of us

[jestersprivelege]

I WILL INFORM HIM SIRE! What shall I tell him? Shall I sic the guard on his arse?

[pr1nc3pj]

Nay! Nay, simply tell him such talk is most inappropriate

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[jestersprivelege]

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

[pr1nc3pj]

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

[jestersprivelege]

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

[pr1nc3pj]

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

[jestersprivelege]

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

[pr1nc3pj]

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

[jestersprivelege]

My bells beeth NOT overcompensation! They were custom designed by the prince himself. That sounds rather like defiance against thine rule sire….

[pr1nc3pj]

Hmmm… i suppose thou art right, perhaps one of us should inform the stable boy… one of us

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[jestersprivelege]

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

[pr1nc3pj]

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

[jestersprivelege]

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

[pr1nc3pj]

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

[jestersprivelege]

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

[pr1nc3pj]

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[jestersprivelege]

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

[pr1nc3pj]

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

[jestersprivelege]

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

[pr1nc3pj]

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[jestersprivelege]

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

[pr1nc3pj]

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

[jestersprivelege]

Hark how i miss thou

I have an idea of who may hath sent this anon…. I miss thee too sire

[pr1nc3pj]

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

[pr1nc3pj]

Sighhhhhhh. Why must morning cometh so early? It beeth assinine to be up so early for dutys

[willjulep]

Hey man, you don't wanna go in there right now. You hear that jingling? That's the jester. Yeah, the king's inside, too. Commanded us all to wait out here until given leave to return; said he was overdue for a giggle. Why do the bells sound so rhythmic? Take one guess, buddy.

[pr1nc3pj]

Sigh. Not a soul in this castle seems to understand the art of being silent, atleast thous jingling bells brings a comfort to mine ears…