Puzzling Catastrophies

Lιƒe'ѕ α вιg נιgѕαω ρυzzℓe, ιѕη'т ιт? Independent Role-Play/Ask blog for Dimensional Sorcerer Chester from Puzzles And Dragons. Please read rules and about before interactions! Multi-verse/fandom friendly!

[jestingchester-blog]

I finally evolved Chester in PAD. Gosh darn masks.

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “...I know the drop rate’s a bummer for the PAD Academy, but don’t get mad when I pop out of the rare egg machine instead of Lucifer or Athena.. But don’t worry, I’ll get my revenge on you during the dungeon..”

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“Well hello!” The blond purred, clasping his hands together.“ I’m good, and what about you sir?”

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♠ “Good? Well, that’s just splendid! I’m doing quite swell, thank you for asking.” He responded. “Now, what’re you up to, might I ask?”

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“Of course. You are between two nations at war- Plegia and Ylisse. These are their respective borderlines…you must be careful- civilians should not be here. We do not know when they will strike.” 

She acknowledged them and nodded- a smile curling her lips upwards, answering their question the best way she could without giving the other a crash course of the bloody history these two countries shared. Lucina was curious of who this person was, however- she had never seen someone like him.

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “War? How intriguing. I might go take a look at the matters, if I see fit.” He replied with a smile. “Worry not, my friend. I have enough tricks up my sleeves. I can get myself out of any situation.”

While his tone was playful, the ominous appearance of the being seemed to suggest some other worldly aura. Whatever or whoever he was, he certainly wasn’t lying about taking care of himself. Or if he couldn’t, he was a good liar.

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      [ ☂ ] – The voice seemed to snap her out of the trance-like state she had been in, followed by a look of confusion as she glanced up at the other. Lenore blinked her one good eye slowly, as if trying to figure out where she was and what she was doing talking to him. He did look…strange, but it wasn’t something she was immediately startled by. 

“Is it?” the psychokinetic asked somewhat softly, averting her gaze as soon as she realized she had been staring. The worry that he might have seen what only she was supposed to see and interact with began to nag at the back of her overworked mind. “Ah– I mean… I’m sorry, I must have mistaken you for something else.” She could have sworn where he was standing a completely different person had been before. 

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “Oh, is that so? I suppose that is a little unfortunate.. I was quite looking forward to a conversation.” The jester responded, slightly tilting his head to the side. At a first glance, he seemed to be somewhat normal, but the more one looked, the more strange he’d appear. Pointed ears, long robes and green eyes that shone too brightly. 

And... was it just the lighting, or did the teeth on his hat appear to be real?

“I suppose if there’s no business to be done here, I will be off.”

[oblitusdolor-blog]

 “.. Yeah, ok, sure. Can’t say I know much about dragons, but it’s fine,” she replied along with a half-hearted shrug. Taking a few more steps away from the now empty area that the portal had been, uneasiness still made it’s way into the air as she looked over at the man and returned the smile.

 “Sorry if this is a bit nosy, but why do you own a dragon? That seems a bit dangerous, don’t you think?”

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “Keeping a dragon is perfectly safe, don’t you worry!” He shook his head, a wide toothy grin on his face. “So long as you feed them properly and take care of the destruction they leave behind everywhere, it’s like taking care of any other kind of pet.” Easy for a demon to say.

[jestingchester-blog]

Oh, it's always wonderful to see another PAD fan! What is your opinion on water\wood types? -A Fledgling Sweeper

Ahhh to be honest I’m real attached to water types (I’m actually a water & dark main!). Them support monsters ovo/ They get me outta a ton of bad situations. As for wood, I don’t use them a lot. (Though, they have nice designs… and I got a green Zhuge Liang lying around I need to use, ehehe)

I’m more of a beginner, to be completely honest, but I’d say the best types are light and dark monsters. Water’s a strong support, though. :)

[lunaruleseverything]

Cool! Just evolved a water support today, actually. (Water Sprite, Sharlulu). I’m pretty much all over the board with the types I use. Ever gotten a Keeper of Gold from the Pal Egg Machine? Crazy business. #NoobzRule

[jestingchester-blog]

Ah, I see. I’m so attached to my Sun Quan, Claymore and Sharon. :’) (Almost made a blog instead for Sharon, actually!)

I need to grind and get way better so I can finally evolve Chester ;A; divine onyx masks, man. 

If you want, you can add me :o (just send another ask, I’ll private answer) My mains are currently all over, but I tend to stick with my Horus, Demon Slaying Durga and one of my water monsters (Sun Quan/Claymore/Sharon). (I need a good water god to be leader. Next godfest, I can only hope!)

[jestingchester-blog]

Oh, it's always wonderful to see another PAD fan! What is your opinion on water\wood types? -A Fledgling Sweeper

Ahhh to be honest I’m real attached to water types (I’m actually a water & dark main!). Them support monsters ovo/ They get me outta a ton of bad situations. As for wood, I don’t use them a lot. (Though, they have nice designs... and I got a green Zhuge Liang lying around I need to use, ehehe)

I’m more of a beginner, to be completely honest, but I’d say the best types are light and dark monsters. Water’s a strong support, though. :)

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Griffon was going to ask the other for directions, but as soon as they asked for a name he smiled and completely forgot about it. “Oh, I’m Griffon!” He hummed, his tail wiggling under his shirt. “Who are you?”

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “Griffon? Nice to meet you! I’m Chester the Jester!” The demon bowed, smiling. “How are you today? I hope well. It’d be a shame to be upset on a nice day like today!”

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‘… i-i’m agnus.’ 

and this one was a demon. that was for sure– with such an affect, what else could he be? while sanctus had advised his lamb to never approach demons, agnus’ alchemic tendencies often caused him to betray those orders in the pursuit of knowledge.

this knowledge could help him perfect the ascension rite. 

     ‘… i am n-not so little. … p-perhaps to you i am, b-but i’m s-seventeen. that’s a-almost an adult b-by human standards.’ 

‘w-what are you d-doing here? i-i guess i was c-curious, so … t-that’s why i approached y-you.’

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♠ “Agnus? That’s a cute name. Seventeen’s extremely young. I mean, in comparison to someone like me. But I suppose for people around here, it’s somewhat old.” He replied, clasping his hands together. 

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, I must say. I’m Chester, by the way. Chester the Jester. I just happened to be wandering around here out of pure curiosity. Some may say wealth is power, but knowledge greatly surpasses it, don’t you think? That’s why I’ve come here, through travelling.”

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 Looking down at the portal, Desiree would be lying if she’d said she knew it was there. She’d also be lying if she said that she hadn’t taken a step or two back because she could swear that there were eyes in that.. Thing. Looking over at the man who’d been nice enough to not let her walk into the ‘portal’, her head tilted to the right just slightly at the strange appearance.

 “… Alright, then! Thanks for the good advice, man.”

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ Sharp teeth appeared alongside the ominous eyes in the portal. Just as a clawed hand grasped the edge of the ground, the portal disappeared into thin air.

“Excuse my companion, if you will. Piedra has a bad habit of going through portals he shouldn’t. I told him to stay back, but.. you know, with dragons like him, he gets awfully attached to his owners.” The jester apologized with a wide grin.

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“…?” Jade blinked, surprised when the stranger suddenly waved at her. Hearing his question, she wondered why he wasn’t aware of where he was. Was he lost? It was easy to get lost because of how thick the forests were…

“You’re in Altea, sir. Close to Sera Village”

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “Altea..?” He definitely didn’t recognize the name, nor did he know about Sera Village. “Ah, not where I was aiming for, but no matter! I think I’ll stay here for a little while before moving on. Say, mind showing me around?”

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♠ “I do say, it’s a bit unusual for people to approach me, and not the other way around, but I can’t complain.~” The jester commented, his eyes gleaming with curiosity. “Step right up, my little friend! What’s your name?”

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♠ “My, my. I do believe I’ve ended up somewhere I don’t know.” Yep, he definitely didn’t recognize the landscape of the world. But then again, it resembled... well, a lot of other places he had been. So who knew? Maybe he had been there..

Spotting a passersby, he waved at them.

“Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?~”

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♠ “Hello, hello! Yes, you right there! I’d advise you not to take another step, unless you want to step into that portal right there. Of course, if you do want to, I won’t stop you.”

The strange being gestured to a spot on the ground before him that appeared to be a hole in the ground. Not any ordinary hole... it was dark, and.. hey, was that a pair of eyes?

[jestingchester-blog]

Might as well start this blog off with follow starters ~

[jestingchester-blog]

♠ “Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.~ I’ve already found myself some visitors!”