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congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

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[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[superdoctorpotter-head]

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[rhaenyrasdefenselawyer]

I’ve made a connection

I mean…

[ilyparkerellis]

i bet Michaela was secretly SO embarassed to have fallen head over heels in love with Francesca Bridgerton at first sight, like favourite cousin's wife aside it's the most reputation ruining thing that has ever happened to her in her five foot nothing rake life, like ohhh really? You've developed an all-consuming, soul destroying passion for Francesca Bridgerton? Diamond of the season Francesca Bridgerton? Everyone wants her Francesca Bridgerton? Tall gorgeous porcelaine skin pretty hair big lovely hazel eyes piano player beautiful woman Francesca Bridgerton? You can't get her out of your mind? You fall asleep dreaming of her lips? God fucking really. How original. Florals for spring groundbreaking. She thinks the pretty girl is pretty. Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a ball? Should we invite Bella Hadid

[coffee-khaleesi-deactivated2020]

When I was training to be a battered women’s advocate, my supervisor said something that really blew my mind:

“You can always assume one thing about your clients; and that is that they are doing their best. Always assume everyone is doing their best. And if they’re having a day where their best just isn’t that great, or their best doesn’t look like your best, you have to be okay with that.”

Any now whenever anyone in my life, either a friend or a client, frustrates me, disappoints me, or pisses me off, I just tell myself They are doing their best. Their best isn’t that great today, but I have days where my best isn’t that great either. 

[bogfox]

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

[fairycosmos]

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

[serotonin-sunrise]

fun fact: this POV is actually called “body neutrality” and it’s SO MUCH more accessible/realistic for a lot of people. it’s based on the idea that the way we look is the least interesting/important thing about who we are, and that our bodies are worthy of respect regardless if they fit the mold of the current beauty ideals.

[gizmotemusic]

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

[loryer496]

@sufficientlylargen

[sufficientlylargen]

Twine -> sets of two things

Quarantine -> sets of forty French things

Submarine -> submissive marmosets

Lorraine -> British trucks

Waterline -> water lilies

Mandoline -> Mandalorians

Mezzanine -> mezzo-sopranos

Shine -> silence

Shrine -> srilence

Bristlecone pine -> bristling, conical letter 'p's

Cocaine -> soft drinks

[theboredvoid]

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

[7aceofdiamonds7]

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[beansfrombeans]

the devils sacrament always has the funniest posts

[beansfrombeans]

this post was about someone writing an ask to a bdsm rp blog asking to be "bread and stuffed" and the dom running the blog responding with "good girl, of course i can help you with that!" and sharing a calzone recipe

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Hey, can I get the BDSM calzone recipe?

[sacred-portal]

[atlasisreal]

they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it's all clowns and hardware from here

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[funstyle]

Male manipulation hack #384

If a guy is crying you can make him cry harder by saying "You're not your dad". This will upset him if he loves his dad but also if he hates his dad. And if it's complicated it might give him a boner too

[twinktorturer]

pornhub.com/ frail men fainting

pornhub.com/frail 18th century men passing out from blood loss after the doctor bleeds them

google

google . fragile 18th century men coughing delicately and fanting

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[panelshowsource]