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@jet-set-and-go-blog
                      help meÂ
               it’s like the walls are caving in
                 sometimes I feel like giving up
                         but, I just can’t…
                    IT ISN’T IN MY BLOOD
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-
…. huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.
Why your ugly faceÂ
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.
Your mom sure liked it last nightÂ
Joke’s on you, I didn’t particularly like either of my creators.
Your creators the refrigerator and the suspiciously damp sock?Â
Okay! Okay that was-Pffffft- that was a good one!
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-
…. huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.
Why your ugly faceÂ
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.
Your mom sure liked it last nightÂ
Joke’s on you, I didn’t particularly like either of my creators.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-
…. huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.
Why your ugly faceÂ
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.
Thayle: Hey, chill out, Jets. It’s not like *everyone* is precipitating here XD
THAYLE PLEASE NOT YOU TOO
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-
.... huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.
Jf: you are wanting to know how often I am saying element jokes? Periodically
Did you hear that the new restaurant on the moon received horrible ratings? Apparently it was because they had no atmosphere.
............ why. Why must you.
...................
LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE SKYFIRE! I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF!
What measurement of time has the least weight? A Light Year.
What kind of dog does a Chemist have? A Lab!
BOW FRAGGING WOW
How does NASA organise a party? They Planet.
lightboundvoyager started following you
 Hello, it’s nice to meet another me from another universe!
✦ –|| “And my humble greetings to you as well, alternate; it is good to know that another plane of reality has a dedicated set of optics looking over it.”
Oh Primus-- THERE’S TWO OF THEM
✦ –|| Casually watches as one of his alternates is obliterated by another through use of horrible science-based humor. This is what he lives for.
Oh, Jetfire is my brother, twin in fact. Our creators just weren’t very imaginative.Â
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME I AM AN ONLY CHILD
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
I’M AN ONLY CHILD
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
S T O P
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
