Jet set and go

Yo! How's it goin'? Name's Jetfire. Not to be confused with Skyfire, see? Different mech entirely. I'm cooler. Obviously. Got any questions? Happy to help! If you're a Decepticon you can get lost or get a few plasma charges up the aft! (An Indie G1...

[rpmusings-galore]

                                            help me 

                             it’s like the walls are caving in

                                 sometimes I feel like giving up

                                                  but, I just can’t…

                                        IT  ISN’T  IN  MY  BLOOD

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.

More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-

…. huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Why your ugly face 

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I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Your mom sure liked it last night 

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Joke’s on you, I didn’t particularly like either of my creators.

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Your creators the refrigerator and the suspiciously damp sock? 

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Okay! Okay that was-Pffffft- that was a good one!

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.

More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-

…. huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Why your ugly face 

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Your mom sure liked it last night 

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Joke’s on you, I didn’t particularly like either of my creators.

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.

More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-

…. huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.

[tomatofaceasaurus]

Why your ugly face 

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you’ve already got one.

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Thayle: Hey, chill out, Jets. It’s not like *everyone* is precipitating here XD

THAYLE PLEASE NOT YOU TOO

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.

More than I wanted to know. Thanks Slag-

.... huh. You speak in full sentences now. Why the change.

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Jf: you are wanting to know how often I am saying element jokes? Periodically

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Did you hear that the new restaurant on the moon received horrible ratings? Apparently it was because they had no atmosphere.

............ why. Why must you.

...................

LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE SKYFIRE! I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF!

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What measurement of time has the least weight? A Light Year.

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What kind of dog does a Chemist have? A Lab!

BOW FRAGGING WOW

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How does NASA organise a party? They Planet.

[autobotshuttle]

lightboundvoyager started following you

 Hello, it’s nice to meet another me from another universe!

[flightdefender]

✦ –|| “And my humble greetings to you as well, alternate; it is good to know that another plane of reality has a dedicated set of optics looking over it.”

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Oh Primus-- THERE’S TWO OF THEM

[flightdefender]

✦ –|| Casually watches as one of his alternates is obliterated by another through use of horrible science-based humor. This is what he lives for.

[autobotshuttle]

Oh, Jetfire is my brother, twin in fact. Our creators just weren’t very imaginative. 

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YOU ARE DEAD TO ME I AM AN ONLY CHILD

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I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

I’M AN ONLY CHILD

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Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!

S T O P

[jet-set-and-go-blog]

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.