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It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

an-eccentric-devil

nyanbinyuri

me: *slaps neck* COME GET Y’ALL FUCKING JUICE

the vampire whos been avoiding my horny ass for the past 6 months:

theunvanquishedzims

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized

omnidudes-deactivated20220117

Well honey when you're right you're right

zagreus

tallian-deactivated20240325

The Fellowship of the Ring

ironpour

gang

kiefbowl

this looks like a picture of some cousins at a reunion bbq

hanavbara

mean girls as anime 💖💋💄 happy october 3rd!✨

your-villainous-neighbour

rights received

your-villainous-neighbour

gay rights pt2

advanced-procrastination

Pt 3

rusccc

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

catchymemes

red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251

Wow that’s good to know

northerlygale-deactivated202307

This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body

we-used-to-dream

Yeltsa Kcir. omg

weirdlandtv

1960s fashion illustrations by Akemi Watabe.

sandersstudies

One thing I’m going to make a habit of if I ever have kids is asking “do you want the fast answer or the full answer? »

Because as a child one of the most frustrating things was asking a question and

1) the adult brushed me off with the quickest answer possible because they either didn’t think I would understand the complete answer or because they were busy

Or

2) the adult immediately began to explain in-depth to me, or using a book or computer to show me something that I didn’t care about that much and just wanted a brief answer to

sandersstudies

Sometimes kids will ask “what are clouds made of?” And you can say “water” and they will be like “okay.”

And other times they will be like “but why don’t they look like water? How do they get up there? Why do they float?” Etc. Etc.

salamencerobot

Yeah! This also applies to adults, tbh. Sometimes I don't want a big explanation, just answer the question!

sandersstudies

I’ve definitely done this at work lol.

krakenartificer

Ah! Useful scripts for people with anxiety and/or poor social skills!

30-minute-memes

Almost like this was done of purpose to keep certain groups of ppl from voting

kaosafro

When Black people say that racism is systemic this is what we mean. By being over policed we are in constant danger of being disenfranchised.

communistlamb

What’s that one post? “A government that removes a prisoner’s right to vote is now a government with an extremely vested interest in jailing its political opposition.”

leepacey

does anybody else remember when the h*nger g*mes movies were big and there was that really dark, haunting song in them about a man getting lynched and people watching it because that kind of violence was so normalized in their world (that “are you are you coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say he murdered three” song), and then in real life they made like a club version of that song to play on the radio

angremlin-deactivated20250312

There is literally nothing funnier than the marketing of teh Hunger Games franchise because they couldn’t figure out what to do other than perfectly imitate the villains of the story

tshifty

^^ It always drives me crazy the way the media and general public focused on the “love triangle” aspect of the Hunger Games, not even realizing that’s one of the biggest points Suzanne Collins was making: people will sell a fake romance story and wrap everything in layers of drama to avoid the real problems. The way the Hunger Games was advertised was exactly how the Capitol advertised Katniss in the books, and I swear to god they didn’t even realize what they were doing.

catceleste

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd” ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god.

catceleste

my former teacher sent me a package. it’s the 10th anniversary this year. they’re already getting ready for march 2nd. it’s january.

catceleste

it’s March 2021 and i’ve been told there will be cake on the 2nd. I was recently sent the t-shirt design for this year. it’s the 16th anniversary and it will be the last March 2nd Cake Day at school for my former teacher who is retiring this year