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jetson: i mean, there's a clear distinction between the two but yanno
jetson: some people act like their brains have been removed
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TEXT ๐ฑJETSON
sunny: i might have to cause some people can't tell the difference between the two machines.
jetson: i mean, there's a clear distinction between the two but yanno
jetson: some people act like their brains have been removed
ย ย atticusmโ:
โ that you are โ ah yes,ย i can say iโve heard about that lecture before and hope iโm not on the receiving end for a little while. iโve heard some stories from parents where theyโve had to lock themselves in the bathroom to have a snack away from their kids. โ
โwell just donโt lie and you wonโt be,โ she said.ย โsee, i donโt necessarily hide, but i wait until they arenโt home or go to bed.โ
ย notauroraborealisโ:
โWell, I still think you should perform at the event. At least it would be to a more lively crowd.โ She winks.ย โStrawberry flavored candy are gold! And twizzlers are great. Alright, I can admit that redvines are better but I canโt help it that twizzlers are my favorite. Iโm just hooked on them.โ
โoh, god no. no, i canโt --- i canโt perform in front of people, my concerts are reserved for the dearly departed. and sometimes, even they boo me off stage,โ she said.ย โmy tastebuds say otherwise. how can twizzlers be your favorite if redvines are better?โ
ย zoeyfmsโ:
โHONESTLY,ย ย i ย just ย might ย be ย addyโs ย biggest ย fan. ย sheโs ย going ย to ย make ย the ย best ย astronaut. ย although, ย i ย still ย lowkey ย hope ย she ย gets ย some ย great ย nights ย while ย working ย hard ย for ย nasa.โ ย she ย smiled ย as ย she ย continued ย to ย listen,ย ย โi ย guess ย they ย donโt ย lie ย when ย they ย say ย you ย donโt ย deal ย with ย hangovers ย the ย younger ย you ย are. ย didnโt ย have ย to ย feed ย her ย a ย greasy ย cheeseburger ย unless ย you ย ddi ย just ย for ย dinner.โ
โsheโsย obsessed with space. she spends hours watching chris hadfield on youtube. she watched away on netflix and was likeย โthatโs impossible, that doesnโt really happenโ and ugh, my genius baby. sheโs growing up too fast,โ she said.ย โright? i get hangovers easy and i donโt even overdo it. nah, she didnโt need any special treatment. she woke up with a smile on her face and demanding her juice cup.โ
ย zoeyfmsโ:
THEย ย blondeโs ย jaw ย dropped ย as ย she ย listened ย to ย jetsonโs ย story, ย her ย head ย shaking ย aggressively ย in ย response ย to ย her ย question,ย ย โhonestly, ย nope. ย iโve ย never ย seen ย a ย toddler ย drunk ย but ย i ย would ย assume ย it ย would ย be ย hilarious. ย you ย know ย as ย long ย as ย theyโre ย okay. ย but ย sounds ย like ย addy ย could ย hang ย - ย sheโs ย prepping ย for ย her ย college ย years.โ ย she ย laughed,ย ย โi ย imagined ย she ย was ย extra ย clumsy ย and ย probably ย slurred ย her ย words. ย much ย like ย an ย adult ย drunk. ย ugh, ย she ย probably ย slept ย so ย good ย that ย night. ย iโve ย got ย my ย fingers ย crossed ย that ย the ย same ย doesnโt ย happen ย with ย chrissy. ย one ย drunk ย tot ย sounds ย like ย enough. ย but ย it ย would ย be ย kind ย of ย funny ย if ย it ย happens ย again. ย kind ย of ย like ย a ย running ย joke.โ
โit was the funniest thing iโve ever seen. well i dunno, addyโs pretty dead set on becoming an astronaut and working for nasa, so she might skip all the college parties,โ she said. โoh, she was. and she did. no hangover, thank god. i dunno what that would have looked like on a three-year-old, but sheโs ten now, no longstanding side effects.โ
ย lockcdheartโ:
โThereโs nothing wrong with treating yourself now and again. Itโs more like, donโt eat entire cake every night for dinner sort of thing.โย
โoh, i have eaten the most horrendous, most unhealthy things at times. not an entire cake, but a whole medium pizza on my own in one sitting during a depression episode, i did that severalย times.โ
@jetsonsinclair: these girls make a crappy day feel better. i didnโt have the best day today and the girls picked up on it. addy tried to make macaroni and cheese. but she put MILK in it instead of water. so we tried it again and had a blast. chrissy sat on the counter cheering us on and making music (by that, i mean hitting my pots with wooden spoons. then we watched a movie, we played with cornstarch and water, which chrissy did NOT like, it made her cry, so she just got to play with some pie crust without me freaking out because she ate it. BUT a bad day turned into a good day and we had a lot of fun. iโm so thankful for my girls, even if they make me wanna rip my hair out sometimes.
ย notauroraborealisโ:
โI bet they would! And wait, you got some pipes in you, Jet? You should totally sing at the tree lightingย event. I know Iโd love to see that.โ She smiles.ย โDonโt you do twizzlers like that! Theyโre the best candy out there and I will not stand for the slander. I honestly can eat two boxes without blinking if allowed.โ
โnot to brag, but...โ she said with a small smirk.ย โno, i do have a decent voice but itโs just for fun, honestly. i sang the entire hairspray, matilda, and little shop of horrors soundtracks during a reconstruction --- he only groaned four times, so i think he was cheering me on,โ she said with a nod.ย โno! strawberry flavored candy is nasty, and twizzlers? twizzlers arenโt even real licorice! redvines are. dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow,โ she said.
ย zoeyfmsโ:
ZOEYย ย let ย out ย a ย loud ย laugh, ย the ย thought ย of ย a ย child ย having ย champagne ย and ย thinking ย they ย were ย special ย was ย hilarious ย to ย her ย ; ย maybe ย because ย thatโs ย exactly ย how ย she ย would ย have ย acted ย at ย that ย age ย - ย probably ย even ย now.ย ย โdid ย she ย like ย the ย champagne? ย iโm ย assuming ย she ย did ย if ย she ย thinks ย she ย has ย special ย privileges ย now. ย i ย once ย drank ย my ย momโs ย jackย and ย coke ย as ย a ย kid ย and ย she ย completely ย flipped ย out. ย thought ย i ย was ย drunkย whenย i ย literally ย had ย a ย sip.โ
โoh, she loved it. the sad part is, she got a little tipsy and it was all my fault because i didnโt think to read the labels. we were at my cousinโs wedding, and we had champagne and sparkling cider. she was likeย โare you kidding me jetson, my pastor is hereโ and i was likeย โyeah, and?โ and she goesย โyou just gave her champagneโ and thatโs when i realized iโd been giving her champagned for three hours and got my three-year-old drunk and will gladly take thatย โworldโs most terrible momโ trophy. but listen, as serious as this situation is you gotta laugh at it, have you ever seen a drunk toddler? itโs hilarious,โ jetson said with a small laugh.ย โiโm not even gonna lie, my grandfather used to let us sip on his beer as little kids and we all turned out fine. iโm not promoting letting toddlers drink, but honestly? didnโt hurt her any. i took addy to the doctor the next day, they said sheโs fine and they even laughed about it. so now i wear contacts or glasses at weddings so i donโt do the same thing to chrissy.โ
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sunny: so my nespresso machine broke, cause some idiot... i mean wonder guest, at the bed and breakfast put a keurig cup in it.
sunny: my life is over..
jetson: ohhhh man.
jetson: maybe put signs on the machines? something like "this is an espresso machine, not a keurig"?
ย ย alanacsโ:
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย for a moment , the blonde said nothing ; staring at the other in hopes that she would be one of theย rareย few that would change her mind about their little town , but โฆ. with a sigh , alana simply nodded .ย ย โ figured as much ,ย โย she told her , shrugging with her shoulders .ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย not just that , but the blonde was often surprised herself she kept the other in her life ; after all , jetson was now aย ย familyย woman , something entirely different than what alana wanted or couldโve understood . but then again , she was a nice person tooย &ย she needed that kind of influence in life .ย ย โย maybe the dinerย ?ย i havenโt had any burgers in a whileย &ย all this talk about sodas is making me crave one ,ย โย she chuckled .ย
โokay --- i will have you know, that just because i likeย it in a vanilla way does not mean thatโs the onlyย way i do it, as my ex-husband. or... husband... is he still my ex if weโre not divorced but weโre separated?โ she asked, tilting her head to the side, deep in thought.ย โyeah, that works. i can get us free ice cream floats, albert loves me.โ
ย notauroraborealisโ:
โWait, really?!โ Rory canโt stop the laugh the abruptly leaves her, her hand instantly covering up her mouth.ย โWell, that means you care. Itโs actually very sweet of you.โ She admits, shrugging.ย โI think thatโs about the only thing that taste like black licorice that I like. But now that weโre talking about candies, twizzlers and sour patch kids will always be my favorites.โ
โyeah really. i get bored in the silence, so i start up a conversation. and yes, i know theyโll never respond back, but it still helps. i sing to them. put on a whole show with my equipment. i always win all the talent competitions, theyโd cheer me on if they could,โ she said.ย โew! twizzlers are disgusting. the taste, the texture --- itโs like... strawberry juice flavored candle wax mixed with crayons and latex.โ
ย atticusmโ:
โ youโre speaking pure facts now. โ atticus adds with a firm nod of his head, tensing his shoulders and over-exaggerating a shiver to show off his immense distaste for anchovies.ย โ that is true. listen, why donโt i just buy one now and if i donโt like it, i can just give it to you? at least i know youโll like it and it wonโt go to waste. โ
โi speak only the truth, my momma taught me to never lie,โ jetson said.ย โyanno what, sounds like a plan, stan. iโm allowed to indulge today, itโs my cheat day. kidsโll never know, i wonโt get theย โthatโs not fairโ lecture.โ
ย paoriveraโ:
โYou think?โ the brunette asked,ย โI highly dislike pineapple soda and I canโt even imagine putting vanilla in itโฆit justโฆ.it doesnโt seem like it would work with that.โ
โvanillaโs my thing. not for everything, but for most things,โ she said.ย โpine... thereโs pineappleย flavored soda? actually, vanilla compliments pineapple, so if anything, it would just dilute the pineapple taste, but vanillaโs not everyoneโs cup of tea.โ
ย lockcdheartโ:
โItโs all sugar in the end, if you ask me.โ Thea says with a shrug, reaching up to tuck a strand of blonde hair behind her ear.ย โIโm a personal trainer, soโฆ.I donโt do that many sweets. Everything on moceration, you know?โ
โit is, honestly,โ she nodded.ย โi wish i had that willpower. i mean, i eat healthy but i eat more junk than just in moderation.โ
ย notauroraborealisโ:
โOh my, I canโt believe you just said strawberries are kinda gross, Jetson, I just lost all my respect for you.โ She laughs, waving her hand.ย โOkay, okay. I can respect your opinion. But you do like black licorice, I think itโs safe for me to think youโre a little weird, right? All jokes aside, black jelly beans arenโt that bad so Iโll give you that.โ
โno! i said strawberry flavored thingsย are gross. i like actual strawberries,โ she said.ย โwell, i am weird. momma says it all the time. she says itโs weird that i talk to our clients, but listen --- theyโre bored just laying there getting jabbed and poked and prodded, i gotta entertain,โ she said.ย โthey literally taste like black licorice. i like redvines too but i canโt eat them because iโm allergic to red 40 so it makes me, in the words of addisyn,ย โespresso depressoโ.โ
ย notauroraborealisโ:
โReally? I love most strawberry flavored things. I would even go as far as saying strawberries were my favorite fruit but grapes do exist. And I can totally understand that. I canโt stand most things that taste like black licorice. I mean, there are a few exceptions. But most times it just doesnโt tasteโฆ right to me.โ
โit just doesnโt taste right to me. fruit roll ups i can eat no problem and other gummy candies are alright, like gummy bears and gushers. but anything else is kinda gross. see, i like strawberries and grapes, but i can only eat them if theyโre cold. strawberries have to stay in the fridge and grapes go in the freezer. iโm one of the very few people in the world that likes black licorice. itโs my favorite. and black jelly beans, those are my favorite too.โ