tell me it's over

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sunny: i might have to cause some people can't tell the difference between the two machines.

jetson: i mean, there's a clear distinction between the two but yanno

jetson: some people act like their brains have been removed

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  atticusm​:

“ that you are ─ ah yes, i can say i’ve heard about that lecture before and hope i’m not on the receiving end for a little while. i’ve heard some stories from parents where they’ve had to lock themselves in the bathroom to have a snack away from their kids. ”

“well just don’t lie and you won’t be,” she said. “see, i don’t necessarily hide, but i wait until they aren’t home or go to bed.”

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 notauroraborealis​:

“Well, I still think you should perform at the event. At least it would be to a more lively crowd.” She winks. “Strawberry flavored candy are gold! And twizzlers are great. Alright, I can admit that redvines are better but I can’t help it that twizzlers are my favorite. I’m just hooked on them.”

“oh, god no. no, i can’t --- i can’t perform in front of people, my concerts are reserved for the dearly departed. and sometimes, even they boo me off stage,” she said. “my tastebuds say otherwise. how can twizzlers be your favorite if redvines are better?”

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 zoeyfms​:

“HONESTLY,  i  just  might  be  addy’s  biggest  fan.  she’s  going  to  make  the  best  astronaut.  although,  i  still  lowkey  hope  she  gets  some  great  nights  while  working  hard  for  nasa.”  she  smiled  as  she  continued  to  listen,  “i  guess  they  don’t  lie  when  they  say  you  don’t  deal  with  hangovers  the  younger  you  are.  didn’t  have  to  feed  her  a  greasy  cheeseburger  unless  you  ddi  just  for  dinner.”

“she’s  obsessed with space. she spends hours watching chris hadfield on youtube. she watched away on netflix and was like “that’s impossible, that doesn’t really happen” and ugh, my genius baby. she’s growing up too fast,” she said. “right? i get hangovers easy and i don’t even overdo it. nah, she didn’t need any special treatment. she woke up with a smile on her face and demanding her juice cup.”

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 zoeyfms​:

THE  blonde’s  jaw  dropped  as  she  listened  to  jetson’s  story,  her  head  shaking  aggressively  in  response  to  her  question,  “honestly,  nope.  i’ve  never  seen  a  toddler  drunk  but  i  would  assume  it  would  be  hilarious.  you  know  as  long  as  they’re  okay.  but  sounds  like  addy  could  hang  -  she’s  prepping  for  her  college  years.”  she  laughed,  “i  imagined  she  was  extra  clumsy  and  probably  slurred  her  words.  much  like  an  adult  drunk.  ugh,  she  probably  slept  so  good  that  night.  i’ve  got  my  fingers  crossed  that  the  same  doesn’t  happen  with  chrissy.  one  drunk  tot  sounds  like  enough.  but  it  would  be  kind  of  funny  if  it  happens  again.  kind  of  like  a  running  joke.”

“it was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen. well i dunno, addy’s pretty dead set on becoming an astronaut and working for nasa, so she might skip all the college parties,” she said. “oh, she was. and she did. no hangover, thank god. i dunno what that would have looked like on a three-year-old, but she’s ten now, no longstanding side effects.”

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 lockcdheart​:

“There’s nothing wrong with treating yourself now and again. It’s more like, don’t eat entire cake every night for dinner sort of thing.” 

“oh, i have eaten the most horrendous, most unhealthy things at times. not an entire cake, but a whole medium pizza on my own in one sitting during a depression episode, i did that several times.”

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@jetsonsinclair: these girls make a crappy day feel better. i didn’t have the best day today and the girls picked up on it. addy tried to make macaroni and cheese. but she put MILK in it instead of water. so we tried it again and had a blast. chrissy sat on the counter cheering us on and making music (by that, i mean hitting my pots with wooden spoons. then we watched a movie, we played with cornstarch and water, which chrissy did NOT like, it made her cry, so she just got to play with some pie crust without me freaking out because she ate it. BUT a bad day turned into a good day and we had a lot of fun. i’m so thankful for my girls, even if they make me wanna rip my hair out sometimes.

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 notauroraborealis​:

“I bet they would! And wait, you got some pipes in you, Jet? You should totally sing at the tree lighting event. I know I’d love to see that.” She smiles. “Don’t you do twizzlers like that! They’re the best candy out there and I will not stand for the slander. I honestly can eat two boxes without blinking if allowed.”

“not to brag, but...” she said with a small smirk. “no, i do have a decent voice but it’s just for fun, honestly. i sang the entire hairspray, matilda, and little shop of horrors soundtracks during a reconstruction --- he only groaned four times, so i think he was cheering me on,” she said with a nod. “no! strawberry flavored candy is nasty, and twizzlers? twizzlers aren’t even real licorice! redvines are. dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow,” she said.

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 zoeyfms​:

ZOEY  let  out  a  loud  laugh,  the  thought  of  a  child  having  champagne  and  thinking  they  were  special  was  hilarious  to  her  ;  maybe  because  that’s  exactly  how  she  would  have  acted  at  that  age  -  probably  even  now.  “did  she  like  the  champagne?  i’m  assuming  she  did  if  she  thinks  she  has  special  privileges  now.  i  once  drank  my  mom’s  jack  and  coke  as  a  kid  and  she  completely  flipped  out.  thought  i  was  drunk  when  i  literally  had  a  sip.”

“oh, she loved it. the sad part is, she got a little tipsy and it was all my fault because i didn’t think to read the labels. we were at my cousin’s wedding, and we had champagne and sparkling cider. she was like ‘are you kidding me jetson, my pastor is here’ and i was like ‘yeah, and?’ and she goes ‘you just gave her champagne’ and that’s when i realized i’d been giving her champagned for three hours and got my three-year-old drunk and will gladly take that ‘world’s most terrible mom’ trophy. but listen, as serious as this situation is you gotta laugh at it, have you ever seen a drunk toddler? it’s hilarious,” jetson said with a small laugh. “i’m not even gonna lie, my grandfather used to let us sip on his beer as little kids and we all turned out fine. i’m not promoting letting toddlers drink, but honestly? didn’t hurt her any. i took addy to the doctor the next day, they said she’s fine and they even laughed about it. so now i wear contacts or glasses at weddings so i don’t do the same thing to chrissy.”

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sunny: so my nespresso machine broke, cause some idiot... i mean wonder guest, at the bed and breakfast put a keurig cup in it.

sunny: my life is over..

jetson: ohhhh man.

jetson: maybe put signs on the machines? something like "this is an espresso machine, not a keurig"?

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  alanacs​:

              for a moment , the blonde said nothing ; staring at the other in hopes that she would be one of the  rare  few that would change her mind about their little town , but …. with a sigh , alana simply nodded .  “ figured as much , “  she told her , shrugging with her shoulders .                    not just that , but the blonde was often surprised herself she kept the other in her life ; after all , jetson was now a  family  woman , something entirely different than what alana wanted or could’ve understood . but then again , she was a nice person too  &  she needed that kind of influence in life .  “  maybe the diner ?  i haven’t had any burgers in a while  &  all this talk about sodas is making me crave one , “  she chuckled . 

“okay --- i will have you know, that just because i like it in a vanilla way does not mean that’s the only way i do it, as my ex-husband. or... husband... is he still my ex if we’re not divorced but we’re separated?” she asked, tilting her head to the side, deep in thought. “yeah, that works. i can get us free ice cream floats, albert loves me.”

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 notauroraborealis​:

“Wait, really?!” Rory can’t stop the laugh the abruptly leaves her, her hand instantly covering up her mouth. “Well, that means you care. It’s actually very sweet of you.” She admits, shrugging. “I think that’s about the only thing that taste like black licorice that I like. But now that we’re talking about candies, twizzlers and sour patch kids will always be my favorites.”

“yeah really. i get bored in the silence, so i start up a conversation. and yes, i know they’ll never respond back, but it still helps. i sing to them. put on a whole show with my equipment. i always win all the talent competitions, they’d cheer me on if they could,” she said. “ew! twizzlers are disgusting. the taste, the texture --- it’s like... strawberry juice flavored candle wax mixed with crayons and latex.’

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 atticusm​:

“ you’re speaking pure facts now. ” atticus adds with a firm nod of his head, tensing his shoulders and over-exaggerating a shiver to show off his immense distaste for anchovies. “ that is true. listen, why don’t i just buy one now and if i don’t like it, i can just give it to you? at least i know you’ll like it and it won’t go to waste. ”

“i speak only the truth, my momma taught me to never lie,” jetson said. “yanno what, sounds like a plan, stan. i’m allowed to indulge today, it’s my cheat day. kids’ll never know, i won’t get the ‘that’s not fair’ lecture.”

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 paorivera​:

“You think?” the brunette asked, “I highly dislike pineapple soda and I can’t even imagine putting vanilla in it…it just….it doesn’t seem like it would work with that.”

“vanilla’s my thing. not for everything, but for most things,” she said. “pine... there’s pineapple flavored soda? actually, vanilla compliments pineapple, so if anything, it would just dilute the pineapple taste, but vanilla’s not everyone’s cup of tea.”

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 lockcdheart​:

“It’s all sugar in the end, if you ask me.” Thea says with a shrug, reaching up to tuck a strand of blonde hair behind her ear. “I’m a personal trainer, so….I don’t do that many sweets. Everything on moceration, you know?”

“it is, honestly,” she nodded. “i wish i had that willpower. i mean, i eat healthy but i eat more junk than just in moderation.”

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 notauroraborealis​:

“Oh my, I can’t believe you just said strawberries are kinda gross, Jetson, I just lost all my respect for you.” She laughs, waving her hand. “Okay, okay. I can respect your opinion. But you do like black licorice, I think it’s safe for me to think you’re a little weird, right? All jokes aside, black jelly beans aren’t that bad so I’ll give you that.”

“no! i said strawberry flavored things are gross. i like actual strawberries,” she said. “well, i am weird. momma says it all the time. she says it’s weird that i talk to our clients, but listen --- they’re bored just laying there getting jabbed and poked and prodded, i gotta entertain,” she said. “they literally taste like black licorice. i like redvines too but i can’t eat them because i’m allergic to red 40 so it makes me, in the words of addisyn, ‘espresso depresso’.”

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 notauroraborealis​:

“Really? I love most strawberry flavored things. I would even go as far as saying strawberries were my favorite fruit but grapes do exist. And I can totally understand that. I can’t stand most things that taste like black licorice. I mean, there are a few exceptions. But most times it just doesn’t taste… right to me.”

“it just doesn’t taste right to me. fruit roll ups i can eat no problem and other gummy candies are alright, like gummy bears and gushers. but anything else is kinda gross. see, i like strawberries and grapes, but i can only eat them if they’re cold. strawberries have to stay in the fridge and grapes go in the freezer. i’m one of the very few people in the world that likes black licorice. it’s my favorite. and black jelly beans, those are my favorite too.”