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my discord bio is something akin to environmental storytelling

#after the third person asked me about it I decided to put up a sign

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

#politics #the biphasic queue

monster2003

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

#the biphasic queue

macklesufficient

rb to give it up for laura hall and linda taylor

#the biphasic queue

katiemonz

happy belated birthday blue rat

tails will put your ass on blast dont even doubt

#the biphasic queue #sonic

nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

the-haiku-bot

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#the biphasic queue

tamamita

Yeah sure

#Havana syndrome... 2!!!!!!#politics #the anxiety queue

bsaka7

the football analysis we all need

#excellent birds #the biphasic queue

chaotic-neutral-knitter

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

#it's true and it happened to me #it's ok i changed positions and reset expectations #forgot to pick up the gay fanfiction again after that though. L #the biphasic queue