whoops

abby::21

[neverthere12345]

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

me watching any scene where a man throws glass at the wall and it shatters: clean that up right now

[eloise-t-g]

me watching any scene where a woman throws glass at the wall and it shatters: 

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[pukicho]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[theyellowbrickroad]

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

[gennyescsecsemo]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

these are all fucking clean

[lolsomeone-actually]

I want it all

[barbara-lazuli]

CHOCOLATE FUCKING JESUS

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[catchymemes]

[ottosgotanothergun]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bitchycode]

[bellasredchevy]

esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:

[turing-tested]

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

[regrettablyjake]

I’m obsessed.

[regrettablyjake]

This woman is operating on a level I cannot begin to comprehend.

[kyuubijrr]

I'm-

[vua-dreams]

y’all are missing the best part

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]