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my name is matt. i live an ordinary life, surrounded by extraordinary people i call my friends. i spend my time being human and learning to become less stupid.

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[princesskenoo-deactivated201407]

i’m fucking laughing so hard right now

fuck me

it;s 3 am

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post

[heartshapedmoodring]

massage? 

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This is the most calming vine

[splendeh]

It bothers me that a lot of people aren’t grasping the reality of Deez Nuts. 

All giggles aside, this is showing what a joke our political system has become. A 15 year old can register as a presidential candidate. According to him, the paperwork didn’t even ask for an age. We need to set a higher bar for who we accept into the presidential race, a bar higher than Deez Nuts. So yes, Deez Nuts is a joke, he can’t really win for a myriad of reasons, but we as America should never forget Deez Nuts, to remind us of what a clusterfuck our political system can be. 

[thesylverlining]

I realize the seriousness of the situation, and the dire realities of American politics and the very real life-and-death consequences of government and office does indeed scare the hell out of me, believe me, the gravity is not lost

but i still can’t fucking believe that I literally read the sentence ‘we as America should never forget Deez Nuts’ with my own two God-given eyes, and it was completely serious and relevant to my very own life

just. this existence is so wild and absurd I can’t believe we’re living it

[shouldnt]

That was an emotional roller coaster in 6 seconds

[peachfuzz-jpg]

petition for John Cena to kick Donald Trump’s pasty lizard ass 2k15

[hgwhgwhgwhghwghwg-blog]

[virgoprivilege]

mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

[wuqs]

fuck this image, man. literally fuck everything about this. this person does NOT understand bread. one, those top tier bread images are literally the worst examples of those types of breads. that baguette fucking pains me deep in my SOUL. and real croissants, good ones, rarely look like that if they’re going to be properly flaky and delicious. and that bagel looks like it was made in a factory thirty years ago, preserved with fucking like latex or some shit what the hell

but the worst, the most heinous of all crimes, is putting banana bread as shit tier? are you serious? have you had banana bread? have you EXPERIENCED it? you have it below fucking wonderbread-looking shit, below onion bread, and below a loaf someone haphazardly shoved fucking nuts in? banana bread loves you. banana bread sees that you bought too many bananas, that they’ve been sitting on your counter starting to get a little too ripe and says, hey, you know what it’s okay, we all buy a few too many bananas sometimes, why not whip up some of me, good ole banana bread, and i’ll be a sweet little treat, maybe a breakfast or a neat snack.

fuck you. fuck you and your abhorrent ignorance of breads. i bet the best garlic bread you’ve had is from fucking olive garden you sack of reprehensible shit flakes

[el-feo-mateo]

[nyquilnap]

chaotic good

[s--ee--ya-deactivated20170721]

dwightschrute666

[duff-mcwhalen]

Banksy sucked my dick behind a KFC and no one can’t prove he didn’t

[outofcontextarthur]

[thursday]

[evanx275h-deactivated20150831]

memeQuil. 

[thesmackdownhotel]

This is all I’ve ever wanted.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[ismokequiet-deactivated20180705]

it’s happening

[cuttlefishteaparty]

Is this illegal yet??? 

[natsapphics]

[kabiguan-deactivated20211218]

[slimeboyesz]

this is the only wholesome content on the whole internet

[hijerking]

smells like teen shovel (x)

[wasgoatcries-deactivated2019040]

stop