[maelwife]

Nine Inch Snails

[maelwife]

Ok so I just learned something

[qqchurch]

[lesbianherstorian]

“LESBIANISM IS NOT A CHOICE, IT IS A BLESSING!” at the new york city dyke march, june 1993

[segamascott]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[theunfairfolk]

i'm in my post gnome era. no it's not like post malone. it's like post ironic. you wouldn't understand.

[theunfairfolk]

i have no memory of making this post.

[foooo]

[goddessactuality]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[sadclowncentral]

no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[bruntalism]

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[ponydoodles]

humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood

[coughloop]

notice how there will be no wednesday this week

[shitsncraps]

no there will be. thats my laundry day it has to happen

[coughloop]

You are going to reek