who wants to live forever?

raphael | 24 | he/him

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[heavensghost]

some of my favourite heart shaped things from 2023 <3

[miyoriia]

[miyoriia]

[miyoriia]

[miyoriia]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[fucking-hilariuslyfunny]

Why would you do that to your dog!?!?

[avvocarlo]

it's ugly

[heavensghost]

I’m yours but you’re not mine

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[powerburial]

god harvests our misery like honey

[fairycosmos]

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

[heavensghost]

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

[dougielombax]

I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

[sovietsquiddo]

[transmechanicus]

Broiling this mf in butter and snacking on it like big ice cream cone.

[lakevida]

i wish i had a gay cigarette

[transhuman-priestess]

Fag

[lakevida]

i have a name

[castielshamster-deactivated2023]

Most people in the LGBTQIA community don’t appreciate cishets using the F word.

If we were in the same house in the same room, I’d be dragging you by the ear “old mama style”and making you eat a bar of ivory soap.

Don’t fuck with me, Poppin’ Fresh. You’ll find that as an ally, I don’t take kindly to ANYONE using that word.

[lakevida]

who are you talking to

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hi how are you /handjob

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

you look beautiful today /pieceofshit

[lakevida]

i wish i had a gay cigarette

[transhuman-priestess]

Fag

[lakevida]

i have a name

[lakevida]

pouring bread crumbs into the vent of your space heater later just a heads up

[lakevida]

i counted them before i left and i'm going to count them when i get back. all i'll say

[heckin-good-memes]

[mikkeneko]

[nemfrog]

Whimsical sky. Highdays & holidays. 1927. Endpaper.

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[lionfloss]

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