BBC Sherlock Ā // Ā sentence starters.
Youāre gonna love being dead. No one ever bothers you.
Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.Ā
Itās not the fall that kills you⦠Itās the landing.Ā
Theyāre giving me an ASBO.Ā
Iāll punch your lights out, you pompous prick.Ā
I always hear āpunch me in the faceā when youāre speaking but itās usually subtext.Ā
Once youāve eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.Ā
I would have you, right here on this desk, until you begged for mercy twice.
I have never begged for mercy in my life.Ā
Thereās nothing the matter with me! Imagine I said that without shouting.
Somebody loves you. If I had to punch that face, Iād avoid your nose and teeth too.Ā
I can break every bone in your body while naming them.Ā
What might we deduce about his heart?Ā
Initially, he wanted to be a pirate.Ā
Everything is available for a price. You making me an offer?
Family is all we have in the end.Ā
Look at them. They all care so much. Do you ever wonder if thereās something wrong with us?Ā
All lives end. All hearts are broken.Ā
Caring is not an advantage.Ā
Bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity.Ā
You donāt seem very afraid.
You donāt seem very frightening.Ā
Donāt be smart, Iām the smart one.Ā
Fallingās just like flying, only thereās a more permanent destination.
Iām not a hero, Iām a high functioning sociopath.Ā
Donāt talk out loud, you lower the I.Q. of the whole street.Ā
Why would I bring my gun to your parentsā house for Christmas dinner?
Your loss would break my heart.
Am I happy too? I havenāt checked.Ā
Nothing hits the spot like revenge with profits.Ā
I always feel like screaming when you walk into a room. Actually, do most people.
Did you just get engaged to break into an office?!Ā
The arse-end of the universe with the scum of the Earth.
Is everyone Iāve ever met a psychopath?Ā
Donāt reply, just look frightened and scuttle.Ā
That was the stupidest thing Iāve ever done.
All right? Are you alright?Ā
You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool⦠People might talk.Ā
Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?Ā
How hard do you find it, having to say āI donāt knowā?Ā
Oh, thatās clever. Very clever.
āBachelorā? What the hell are they implying?Ā
Youāre on the side of the angels.
I may be on the side of the angels, but donāt think for one second that I am one of them.Ā
Donāt make people into heroes.Ā
Heroes donāt exist and, if they did, I wouldnāt be one of them.Ā
Apparently, itās against the law to chin the Chief Superintendant.Ā
You look sad when you think he canāt see you.Ā
We met twice, five minutes in total. I pulled a gun, he tried to blow me up. I felt we had a special something.
Nobody can fake being such an annoying dick all the time.
Nobody could be that clever.Ā
Donāt try to be clever.Ā
I gave you my number. I thought you might call.Ā
Iām so changeable! It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness.
No. Iām just saving you the trouble of asking: No, I wont give you and interview; no, I donāt want the money.
Did you know that dust is largely composed of human skin?Ā
Thatās what people really are you know: dust, waiting to be distributed.Ā
We donāt need toys to kill each other, whereās the intimacy in that?
I must remind you that one false move with your finger and you will be dead.