[rory-ando]

Aw little adorable Chelsea doing what Daddy says now? They would? Ah well I don’t listen to daddy when he tells me not to tell a lie so I can always say you’re a danger!Nobody would…but you’re not a poor defenseless girl now are you? I don’t think you’re right there. And why not? See how bad she really is.

[jfcchelsea]

Shut up or I'll be even more adorable when I give you a black eye. They would. Why? Because you're a big bad cowboy from the wild wild west? You should listen to your dear old pops, he knows, he knows. Ha-ha, liar. Still am not. They would too! You know me too well. Because Rory, just no. I don't want to talk about her.

[rory-ando]

LIke y’know…hmmmm I don’t believe you. Well..I’d just get everybody on my side! Well that sounds like great fun doesn’t it? I wanna meet this hell maker Bonnie Fucking Little.

[jfcchelsea]

Too bad, you should. Daddy told me I should never tell a lie. Everybody? I'm pretty sure most people would question your morals. After all, who would tie up a poor, defenseless girl? Oh, definitely is. No. No you don't.

[talktalkin-dominic-deactivated2]

Lucky for me, being roommates and all means we’re going to be spending plenty of time together.

[jfcchelsea]

Fuck. No. Here's what's going to happen, you're going to stay on your side of the room and I'll stay on mine. If you suggest roomy bonding time, I will punch you, If you cross to my side of the room, I will kick you, and if you for whatever reason decide it's okay to do both at the same time, I'll end you. Are we clear?

[rory-ando]

Well happy to give it to you. Yes, hmmm. I dunno, a lot. Well then we’d all have to tie your arms up so that you wouldn’t be able to now wont we? What’s with all the demon and creepy evil shit round here? Not to be trusted. Noted. Wow she sounds pleasant. She’s really that bad huh?

[jfcchelsea]

Yay. What hmm? Like? You do realize, eventually I'd either find a way to untie myself or find someone to do it and everything would be much worse? I dunno, we're in Hell, Ror. Good, remember that. No,  she's much worse.

[talktalkin-dominic-deactivated2]

Alright, I get it…but I’m not giving up. 

[jfcchelsea]

Get in line. Though I should warn you, you're in for nothing but disappointment.

[talktalkin-dominic-deactivated2]

Chelz! Isn’t this great, we get to be roomies again! I’m sorry that I left without saying goodbye, but we could catch up now. If you want we could even do that roommate thing where after lights out we can talk until we fall asleep. I made a whole list of things roommies we could do, actually.

[jfcchelsea]

Chelsea. My name is Chelsea, got it? Yes, the joys of getting to share a room with you again. I know, you left me so heartbroken there, Dominic. I cried for weeks. Yes and we could share our feelings and sneak off and make some cupcakes, right? Of course you did. How fucking great.

[talktalkin-dominic-deactivated2]

Well well well, hello Disland Prep. Am I glad to see you guys again! What have you been up to?

[jfcchelsea]

Oh, yAAAY!!! You again.

[rory-ando]

Fine you count it. It counts. You sure got that right. Hmm, I’m sure he does. Well it shouldn’t have been that long ago because it’s true and I plan to tell you about it and force you to hear it everyday. But then your pinchable cheeks will have to be pinched by somebody else. So we hate them then?  Who is this Bonnie Fucking Little? Is she a bitch? What’d she do? 

[jfcchelsea]

Good. That's all I'm asking for. Hmm? Well, it was. Are you now? And what's it going to take for you not to? Not quite because I'd rip of their arms if they tried to as well. Yes, we do. She's the demon's spawn kind of. Yes, something like that. She's horrible and she's not to be trusted and she will suck the life out of your soul. She was born, that's what she did.

[rory-ando]

Yeah but we made friends like…years ago. Like lots of years ago. So I haven’t made one, I’m reunited with one. I’m sure Mase thinks you’re a hoot. Well obviously because you’re just so lovable? And adorable? And your cheeks are so goddamn pinchable? Why? Who? Fill me in. Who is from Monstropolis that we don’t like?

[jfcchelsea]

So? It still counts. I count it. You'll make one, calm down. You're reunited with the only one you need, how about that? Hoot? Yeah, no. I'm sure he thinks many things of me but not that. Do you know how long it's been since anyone has said I'm lovable or adorable? Pinch my cheeks and I will tear you apart, limb by limb, got it? Bonnie fucking Little, that's who.

[rory-ando]

I know but since I’m so fantastic at making friends I should have made one by now, right? Oh ha ha. Now who’s the comedian? Oh and why is that not possible? I believe it is very much possible and very true. Why? What’s so good in Monstropolis? 

[jfcchelsea]

Well, I'm your friend? So technically you've made one? Besides, I highly doubt you've yet to make one. Glad someone thinks I'm funny. Because, it's me. Why do you believe it's very much possible or true? I don't know. Actually, come to think of it, Monstropolis isn't actually that great. Horrible people come from Monstropolis, at least horrible humans do.

[thebtdwishingwell]

Chelsea… Are you talking about Bonnie? What do you mean she’s on her de- Is this why you called me?

[jfcchelsea]

No, I'm talking about Queen Merida dad. Wait, no! Don't tell me you have more tiny bastards running around! Just wait till Mason hears this, he's going to run out and try to play hero. Did I stutter? I said, she's on her d-e-a-t-h-b-e-d. Actually, no. I wish she was though. No, I called you because I want to go home.

[thebtdwishingwell]

…Chelsea, my love. What are you talking about? I never want to hear you talk about yourself that way ever agaiin. You are the most perfect gift Fair Godmother could give to me, do you hear? Are you sick? Is everything okay?

[jfcchelsea]

Oh, daddy. Don’t be silly! You know exactly what I’m talking about. Trust me, I’m very much aware that I am the most perfect gift Fairy Godmother ever gave you. What’s the saying? Third time’s the charm. Me? I’m peachy, fucking peachy like always, daddy.

[thebtdwishingwell]

Perfectly fine? It’s perfect, like my beautiful daughter of mine. Woah, hold up Chels. Don’t ruin my imagination. I’m great! Just missing you and Mason a bunch! How’s my favorite girl?

[jfcchelsea]

Yes, perfectly fine. I'd say that daughter of yours is a lot of things but not quite perfect. Just saying what's true. That's good to hear. Well, I could always go back home. Oh, I wouldn't quite know. I tend to stay away from the vermin. Wouldn't want to catch whatever disease it has, ya know? However, rumor has it, she's on her deathbed. So you might want to say your last words to your favorite girl before bites the dust.

[thebtdwishingwell]

Man, I wish we named you Jessie Jr. Then I could call out Jessie and you could be like, “Oh my god, it’s Woody!” and we could be the ragtag- I’m getting of task. Hey there, sweetheart!

[jfcchelsea]

Jessie Jr? No. No thanks, Chelsea is perfectly fine. But you're not Woody, dad. That makes no sense. Yeah, hey. How are you?

[alena--king-blog]

Alright, we will start with him and then move on to the other. Though, I’m curious. It seems you talk with Rory a lot. Smile a lot, too. Anyway, not my business. I think we should kidnap my brother and torture him with acid.

[jfcchelsea]

Maybe Fine. Why does that peak your curiosity? Rory's just someone from back home. Is there something wrong with either of those things? Okay .. How do you plan on kidnapping him? Or for that matter, where are you going to get acid from?

[rory-ando]

Not really, it explains why I’m still a loner here doesn’t it? I’m not trying anything? Just stating a fact! Not at all it’s because she already had the very very best. I know I know! I’m classic.

[jfcchelsea]

No, it doesn't. You're calling yourself a loner and you haven't even been here for a week. Yeah and I'm queen of South Corona. I really hope you're not referring to me by that because we both know that's not possible. You always are. You should take a trip to Monstropolis one day, I'm sure they'd appreciate your comedic skills.

[crazy--caraa-deactivated2014091]

So that’s what everyone was complaining about… 

[jfcchelsea]

Doubt it. Everyone here just likes to make it their misson to see who can outbitch who. All I did, was just spice up the day a little.