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I don’t ever wear it down, That’d be crazy. Your bow broke? Don’t you have three?
I’m great. The hospital is keeping me busy. And I’ve been helping Christian take care of Einstein, too.
Good! I don't want you getting hurt, sugar muffin...or should I say, Hairy Muffin. No. No, I shouldn't. I did. I think Noelle took one...
...Harlem, what would you do if I named you Einstein?
Calling: Rapunzel Fitzherbert
Well for one, my birthday is next week and so is this other girl Victoria’s and I want to have some conjoined thing but I don’t know what to do. That’s one thing. My show is crumbling beneath me, I barely see my friends anymore, Caspian and Megan both just disappeared at one point. I see David the most out of everyone because we go running together in the morning, but after that he does his fighting and stuff with Atticus, who I also haven’t seen in a while. Drew and I were planning a surprise party for Harlem and it didn’t work and I feel like a crap sister for it. Bonnie’s been hurt badly and I don’t know if she’s okay or not, I’ve been up all night chewing on my sheets worrying about her. My ex best friend is a killer who is dating my best friend/idol and I’m sad that I actually miss him? Remember Bailey? He and Harlem’s friend/my angel broke up, I don’t know why exactly, and I don’t know where he is. Everyone is worried and I’m afraid he did something really bad and I don’t know if I can handle hearing that. What if he really hurt himself? He was my first friend, my best friend, I don’t know what’s happening.
Do you feel a little better getting that off your chest baby girl? Now, listen to me. It's not okay to have the world on your shoulders, and telling you to take it off is much easier said than done. However, I feel like you need a break baby girl. I'm sure, in the end, everything is going to be just fine. Everything is temporary, okay? That means that this sad streak, this cloud of anger, this angry noodle god in the sky, is going to blow over soon. Okay? I love you so much, and if I could, I would go over there right now and demand to take you home for at least a week to make you your favorite soup and with fun dip and happiness, okay? I love you.
Oh, daddy. Don’t be silly! You know exactly what I’m talking about. Trust me, I’m very much aware that I am the most perfect gift Fairy Godmother ever gave you. What’s the saying? Third time’s the charm. Me? I’m peachy, fucking peachy like always, daddy.
Chelsea... Are you talking about Bonnie? What do you mean she's on her de- Is this why you called me?
'Ey there, kid! Is that Claire I see? I done think it is!
It might have, Dad. I’ve been here for a while. I’m great, I just wanted to check in with you.
That's crazy! Do you trip over it sometimes...? Well...
...But aside from that, I'm great, Harlem! I miss you! A lot! How are you?
How does this work- Um, Woody Anderson please?
Your wish is our command...
Calling: Rapunzel Fitzherbert
It’s just me! Don’t worry it’s not Gen, you can put the frying pan away. Momma everything is so weird, and I don’t know what is going on I feel like I’m in a peanut brittle jar, you know the ones that they use on April Fools? Oh that reminds me, I need some of those.
Oh, that's so funny! I was just about to call and ask if you needed some more! Hello, my baby girl! What's wrong? Do you need to talk? I'm listening, loud and clear! Over!
Calling: Rapunzel Fitzherbert
Who's that? Is that Noelle? I have a frying pan and I'm not afraid to use it!
Or actually my mother, if it's possible
Your wish is our command!
Yes, perfectly fine. I’d say that daughter of yours is a lot of things but not quite perfect. Just saying what’s true. That’s good to hear. Well, I could always go back home. Oh, I wouldn’t quite know. I tend to stay away from the vermin. Wouldn’t want to catch whatever disease it has, ya know? However, rumor has it, she’s on her deathbed. So you might want to say your last words to your favorite girl before bites the dust.
...Chelsea, my love. What are you talking about? I never want to hear you talk about yourself that way ever agaiin. You are the most perfect gift Fair Godmother could give to me, do you hear? Are you sick? Is everything okay?
Belle… wait, hey! My cheeks aren’t that chubby. No. No, I’m being serious here. They promised me they’d fu— that they’d tell you.
Tell me what? That your my adorable little brother with really chubby cheeks? Okay, well maybe they left the chubby cheek bit out. David... It's okay. I'm okay. Are you okay?
Harlem? Wow, is it possible that your hair got longer? Anyway, how are you baby girl?
Can I talk to my dad please?
Your wish is our command...
Jessie Jr? No. No thanks, Chelsea is perfectly fine. But you’re not Woody, dad. That makes no sense. Yeah, hey. How are you?
Perfectly fine? It's perfect, like my beautiful daughter of mine. Woah, hold up Chels. Don't ruin my imagination. I'm great! Just missing you and Mason a bunch! How's my favorite girl?
They still haven’t told you yet, have they?
Told me what? That I have the silliest nephew in the whole entire world? Cause all I can remember is the cute little boy running down the West Wing! Look how big you are! Your cheeks are still so chubby!
Man, I wish we named you Jessie Jr. Then I could call out Jessie and you could be like, "Oh my god, it's Woody!" and we could be the ragtag- I'm getting of task. Hey there, sweetheart!
Can I, uh, Andy Davis. Thanks.
Your wish is our command...
