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Text: Edward
Edwin: i be in bed, whatcha need??
Maddie: your love and affection...but not in a creepy way. i use your best friend for that way.
Text: Edward
Maddie: Yo, hey, my main, where u be???? i need u
fro-yooooo
âYeah, his bodyâs about 70% pizza by now,â he nodded. Edwin had been his best friend since medieval times, and Maddie had always been the princess. Since they were little, there was something so unattainable about her. Her cooties were of the highest grade, and then in middle school, she rose to popularity and dominated everything from that day forward. Meanwhile, Edwin blocked anyone from touching her- figuratively and literally- and Cooper felt like the dopey kid who chased her around, applauding her when she deserved it, and being the shoulder to cry on when she was down. And there they were, away at college together as a trio. Cooper was grateful for how their relationships had evolved into his. Especially his with Maddie.
âYou wonât disappoint me,â he assured her. âThereâs no way thatâs even possible. But you know me, Iâll always be awake in the morning and I will wake you up myself if you want.â He scrunched up his face when she started kissing him all over. âPlea-â he asked innocently, though not so innocent thoughts were clearly racing through his mind. Her lips cut him off, surprising him with their intensity. His hands found their way upward, brushing her hair out of her face and getting tangled up in the strands in the process.
Maddie tried her hardest restrain herself from making a comment and laughing in his face. There was always the possibility of her letting him down, she let everyone down. Even up until her momâs funeral, she was letting that crazy first lady of Connecticut down. He would realize that soon enough, just like everyone did. But just like she was raised, Maddie was the last to show what she was thinking. Never wiping the grin off of her face, she just nodded at his supposed fact. âRight, whatever you say, Coop. And I mean..sometimes.â With a shrug, she added, âmaybe wake me up with you every so often, surprise me!â Meaning that if she wasnât still high from the night before, which had happened on its fair share of occasions, she would attempt to go. Key word: attempt.
Even though they had had sex already, Maddie always wanted to take things slower with Cooper. After trying not to follow him around like a puppy since they were little, she just wanted every little thing to be perfect. As much as she knew that that wasnât possible, this isnât a fairy tale Maddison, she could still try. Plus, still a little bit of her thought that if she just went right in and sucked him off, heâd be gone the next day. Then everyoneâs friendship would be over, nice going Maddie. The difference with everything in the past though, was that she wanted to give her all to him. He was the epitome of her prince charming and she wanted all in. Her smaller hands wrapped themselves around him as she deepened the kiss. After a hot second, she placed a small kiss on his cheek before asking, ânow do you remember?â with a small laugh.
@princessmaddie: YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAAASS!!
@princessmaddie: a wednesday without my best friend is not a wednesday at all! @edwiener that means you.. #makingyourbabysisterCRY
fro-yooooo
âI can take him,â Cooper assured her with a cocky nod. He pushed up the sleeve of his shirt and flexed. âSee? I got this.â Ever since taking up a job, an internship, and a position within the frat, he had to start his mornings even earlier so he could still get some time at the gym in. The results were finally starting to show, but he knew he could still use some work. Cooper wasnât typically a vain person, but with wanting to keep Maddieâs attention and also keep up with his frat brothers, he felt an obligation to take a little better care of himself. He was the fat kid when he was young (not really, just a little pudgy), and now that he finally got the girl of his dreams, there wasnât anything that would keep him from her.
âJust maybe?â he nudged her in the side. He genuinely was proud. He knew she was a smart girl. Maybe not book smart in the same sense that he was, but he saw her potential to do anything if she set her mind to it. She was a force to be reckoned with, and that made her even more exciting. Feeling her lips on his neck, then up his jaw towards his lips, he pressed his lips into hers, staying for just a few teasing seconds. âActually, I got a concussion earlier, so I need you to tell me exactly what to do to help..â he said smugly.
There they were, his arms. One of her favorite body parts of his because whenever he picked her up, it felt like magic. âOkay, thatâs very true. Heâs just a stoner who eats pizza, you can take him.â Who was she kidding, Cooper always had her back, no matter what. Physically and mentally. Why was she ever contemplating being with anyone else? He was the one for her and always would be, no more pushing that off to the side. It was time to face all of her real, very real feelings.
âYeah, because, like, I donât want to disappoint you or anything. I canât promise you if I canât follow through.â Cooper was the one person she never wanted to let down. No question about it. He actually believed in her and nothing was going to change that, that feeling was too good to be true. âSo, if like, one morning you wake up for class and Iâm not up, you can wake me up and Iâll go.â That was as much as she could promise, for now. As soon as Cooper began to kiss her, Maddie leaned into the kiss before it quickly ended. âOh, my poor baby!â she exclaimed, showering him in kisses all over his face. âI guess Iâll have to help you remember me,â and just like that her lips found his for a kiss. A much longer kiss, with a buttload of passion behind it.
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âOkay. Well, if you want to talk about why⊠Because I actually like it when you interrupt me, which is often, by the way. I love you because you make no apologies about being exactly who you are: beautiful, smart, sexy as hell. Youâre completely unaware of your affect on me. Youâre also completely unaware that you laugh like a 4-year-old. And I love you because you can be with someone like me and still be best friends with someone like Blair. And thatâs not easy, but you never give up on her. That is how amazing you are.â
fro-yooooo
He grinned at her comment. She was so vulgar and so straightforward, and everything he wasnât, but he admired it all. She danced to her own beat, and made sure everyone else could hear her beat. She was a wild party so exclusive that no one else was invited to. No one else but Cooper. It still surprised him that to this day sheâd be even remotely interested in his nerdy antics. He was a workaholic and professional multitasker, but still somehow managed to pay equal and sufficient attention to each aspect of his life. And she was a carefree hurricane who took things in stride, one step at a time without any planning. He chuckled to himself, thinking about it. âHeâll just have to start getting used to it,â he shrugged casually, but inside, his heart was racing at the thought.
He took his hands off her legs to give her a full, well-deserved applause. âMaddie Thompson went to all of her classes so far? Whaaaat? Thereâs no way,â he teased, giving her the side eye with a raised eyebrow. âProud of you, babe. Very proud,â he laughed, patting her on the knee. Cooper watched as she sat up, repositioning herself on his lap, then glanced down at her hands fumbling with his collar. He licked his lips, trying not to instantly lose it over her innuendo. âWell, how can I help?â he played along, hands around her waist, careful not to grab her ass. Not yet, anyway.Â
âWell, if you plan on getting yourself killed, then be my guest. We both know heâs not even going to stay in your room for more than five minutes while Iâm there.â It was weird looking at the differences from when they were younger to now. When all three of them hung out, well, when Maddie was allowed to hang out with them, she was always secretly crushing on him. But of course she was, who doesnât crush on their big brotherâs best friend? It was something though that she never told anyone, so it could always be the three of them. Fast forward ten years and it was now completely different. Now she could hold his hand whenever she wanted, kiss him whenever she pleased, it was perfect. Until you add her big brother into the picture who wouldnât even stay in the same room with them without getting uncomfortable. She had dated his friends before, what made this so different? Probably because Cooper was perfect, he was the dream boy, and this was something that wouldnât be changing any time soon.
Then he said he was proud of her, how much more amazing could Cooper get? How was he even feeling all of these amazing things about her and putting them into words? Thatâs something Maddie could never understand. Plus, no one had ever said they were proud of her since she was like, eight? That was the last thing youâd ever hear her parents say, so to hear him say it, it was perfect. âThank you, Coop. Maybe, just maybe thisâll become an every day occurrence. Maybe.â Who was she kidding? Probably not. But she would definitely try to make it, hearing how proud he was of her always playing in the back of her head. Maddieâs lips found the nook of his neck and began to suck on it lightly. After a moment, she placed a kiss before leaving a trail of kisses up to the corner of his lips. âI think we both know how..â
fro-yooooo
âJust using me for my looks, I seeâŠâ he raised his eyebrows at her with a cheeky grin. âAnd for my exceptional froyo skills.â He sat down beside her on the couch and his arm around her waist, squeezing her into a hug and kissing her temple now that they were behind closed doors. Cooper took a bite of his froyo, leaning back onto the couch. âOr you should come over to my place or whatever..â he mocked her, nudging her in the side. It had only been two days, but it just felt like too long. Too much happened within those 48 hours apart, but at least she took a genuine interest in what was going on with him.Â
Cooper scooped up her legs, pulling them across his lap so he could trace imaginary patterns across her knees and up and down her thighs and shins. âThis week has been hell already. The guys wanna haze the new pledges, so I told them to count me out and now theyâre calling me rude things,â he explained, hating to repeat the words they casually threw around. âAnd work wants to schedule me for more hours, but I told them I can because of school and my internship and this really pretty girl I donât get to see enough ofâŠâ He threw that in there nonchalantly. âHow about you? What have I missed on this weekâs episode of Maddieâs life?â
âMmhm, Iâm sure Edward would love to see my hanging all over you and then hearing us fuck later.â Feeling his touch on her legs was pure bliss. Even though they only hadnât seen each other for two days, it felt like eternity to her. She couldnât help but hold back her laughter as she heard Cooper complain about the hazing. Who knows how many times Maddie was always involved in that, but she respected his views and outlooks. He was always a much better person than she was and it just made her want to be a better person, too. Then he said it, he said something that caused the girlâs heart to drop. He actually turned down more hours at work for her, well- more importantly school, but Maddie Thompson was in there too! She would always hold onto that little bit of information, longer than heâd ever know.
âYou honestly havenât missed anything, really.â Which was a hundred percent true, she hadnât even talked to her brother or dad in like a week! âI actually made it to all my classes, so far.â Raising her eyebrows, she took another bite of her fro yo, the frozen concoction still in her mouth, âyay me!â After a swallow, she added, âbut homeworkâs another story.â Getting herself up, Maddie adjusted herself so she was straddling him, fingers playing with the collar of his shirt, âbut I mean, if you wanted to help me with anything, Iâd be more than ready for your help.â Of course the last thing on her mind was homework, fuck that. She knew that if she really wanted to, she could just kiss him and the rest would be history. But it was still such like a dream and Maddie was not ready to wake up. All the dates they had been going on, all the relationship esque moments, it was too good to be true, and she was gonna make sure nothing would wake her up.
fro-yooooo
Like usual, Maddie was avoiding her homework and just scrolling through Facebook. Not having spoken to her brother in a few days, which was not like them at all, she decided to get his attention. And what better way than to nonchalantly tweet a pregnancy scare? Especially after his scare a year back, she knew he would be calling her in the next few minutes and bitching her out. The young girl would delete it quickly after, hoping not having her practical joke turn into a Bristol Palin situation. It wasnât until she saw her favorite username respond that she realized the gravity of the situation.
Of course they werenât having a baby, that was barely even a possibility. She did want to see him though, with him always being so busy with school, it felt like forever since she got to be in his arms. What was she talking about? It was like, two days ago. Still too long. Tweeting him back in a plea for fro yo, the girl jumped out of her bed and went to the living room to wait for her knight in shining armor.
Just thinking about Cooper, her big brotherâs best friend, rushing to her aid- gave her all the butterflies that could possibly fill her stomach. Was it even possible to feel this strongly about someone and have them feel the same way back? Even though she still felt like Edwinâs little sister who had a huge crush, she always managed to hide her insecurities. Okay, and maybe a few pills for a high to mask it. As soon as she heard Cooper outside her door, she screamed back, âno hablo espanol!!!â After a second, opening the door, Maddie peaked out her head trying not to laugh, âIâm sorry maâam, can I help you?â
Instant smile. Cooper couldnât help it, seeing her peak her head through the cracked door, with her horribly white Spanish accent. âUm.. si, aqui para limpiar tu casa,â he explained, using the minimal Spanish he picked up while studying abroad in Peru. He had the urge to kiss the top of her nose, but didnât. âI brought you something,â he said, as if she didnât already know he was stopping to pick up dessert. âBut you can only have it if you let me in,â he said, kicking up his board to hold it in the same hand as the hand that held the bag the froyo was in.
He hadnât been over to her dorm in a few days. Mostly because he was busy with school, his internship, work, and rush week. And also avoiding her roommate, who was like Satan with boobs. But he made time to see Maddie as much as one could without seeming too eager and available. He didnât need everyone know heâd drop everything to be with her. Not yet, anyway. âMiss me?â he asked with a cheeky smile as he took the lid off her froyo container and handed it to her with a spoon.
âHmmm..â Maddie began to weigh her options. âFro yo and a cute boy or just listen to you speak to me in random languages.â Opening the door, she moved back to the couch with arms wide open- for him and the fro yo, of course. Especially the fro yo, he knew her to the T, so this was going to be delicious. With the spoon in hand, she took a huge bite before responding, âduh!â With her mouth still full, she knew she could get away with saying anything and it being barely understandable. âI missed you way too much, you should come over more or whatever..â
As soon as he sat down, she subconsciously, laid her body in alignment with his. Resting her head on Cooperâs shoulder, she began to flip through the channels with her free hand. After finding a horror movie, one that her and her brother had watched a million times, her focus went back on the task at hand. Cooper was there. She was cuddling with him. Could it get anymore perfect? Probably not, this is how it was supposed to be. The two of them, together, just being together, in each others arms. No one else. Looking up at him, she placed a small kiss on his cheek, âhowâs this week going? Tell me everything.â
fro-yooooo
The nice thing about living in a college town was that no matter what time it was, things were always open. People were always awake and it was never boring. And of course Maddie was awake, having the same cravings a pregnant woman would have. But there was no way that was the actual case⊠right? Right. Cooper, youâre not about to be a dad. Sheâs just hungry. Maybe high? Or maybe you should actually start using protection once in a while rather than just relying on her pill⊠Cooper, stop, thatâs not the point of you getting froyo right now. Maddie is always craving the most junkiest of foods late at night. Itâs normal.
He left his dorm, putting on a light zip up hoodie with the hood over his head, already wearing a baseball cap. Rather than biking across campus, he grabbed his longboard and backpack, filled with all the usual things he took with him to Maddieâs- an extra shirt (for when he knew sheâd take his), his toothbrush (because if he left one there, Ed would get suspicious of them), at least one textbook and a notebook (even though he knew no studying would happen), and a bag of Hot Cheetos (in case he said something stupid and she got mad at him).
Cooper stopped at the froyo shop, making up Maddieâs bowl of oddly specific topping ratios and a bowl for himself. He was simple- tart yogurt with coconut sprinkles and kiwi slices. He paid for the froyo, then hopped back on his board, making his way to Maddieâs building. âWhatâs up?â he nodded at the desk attendant as he passed her, gliding through as if he lived there. Once he reached Maddieâs door, he tried to let himself in, but it was locked. âHousekeeping!â he yelled through the door as he knocked.
Like usual, Maddie was avoiding her homework and just scrolling through Facebook. Not having spoken to her brother in a few days, which was not like them at all, she decided to get his attention. And what better way than to nonchalantly tweet a pregnancy scare? Especially after his scare a year back, she knew he would be calling her in the next few minutes and bitching her out. The young girl would delete it quickly after, hoping not having her practical joke turn into a Bristol Palin situation. It wasnât until she saw her favorite username respond that she realized the gravity of the situation.
Of course they werenât having a baby, that was barely even a possibility. She did want to see him though, with him always being so busy with school, it felt like forever since she got to be in his arms. What was she talking about? It was like, two days ago. Still too long. Tweeting him back in a plea for fro yo, the girl jumped out of her bed and went to the living room to wait for her knight in shining armor.
Just thinking about Cooper, her big brotherâs best friend, rushing to her aid- gave her all the butterflies that could possibly fill her stomach. Was it even possible to feel this strongly about someone and have them feel the same way back? Even though she still felt like Edwinâs little sister who had a huge crush, she always managed to hide her insecurities. Okay, and maybe a few pills for a high to mask it. As soon as she heard Cooper outside her door, she screamed back, âno hablo espanol!!!â After a second, opening the door, Maddie peaked out her head trying not to laugh, âIâm sorry maâam, can I help you?â
@soopercooper: @princessmaddie birthday cake froyo w/ sprinkles, gummy bears (but only red and clear ones), and a little side of dutch chocolate froyo w/ an oreo on top coming right up
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