I'm giving up on you.

✖ Edwin Thompson ✖ 21 Years Old ✖ Music Major ✖ Closet Bi-Sexual ✖ Single ✖ ✖ ✖

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@eganffs: @edwiener taco bell and pizza sounds amazing. No, I'm still pregnant

@edwiener: @eganffs i didn't know if pot was like bad or not but okay pizza and tacos it is

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@eganffs: @edwiener a lame ass sober party

@edwiener: @eganffs we'll get taco bell and a pizza. does this mean you can't smoke pot either?

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@eganffs: @edwiener can we??

@edwiener: @eganffs course we can!

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@eganffs: happy birthday to me..

@edwiener: @eganffs and we're gonna party right?

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My left pinky toe.

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Well, getting worked up over it isn't going to help.I mean, I doubt your toe is gonna care if you change it's name later.

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Name picking is too difficult and it makes this thing too real, I quit. I don’t want to do this anymore.

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Whatcha trying to name?

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RT: @princessmaddie: "moment of silence for @edwiener right now who's not getting some rightnow //" thank you america

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@edwiener: no

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Text: Edward

Maddie: can we grow a chia on your face/?? ch-ch-ch-chia!!!!

Edwin: i thought that was like grasss??

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I didn’t even know about it until I left. I hope you guys aren’t planning on throwing a party without me. I guess I’ll make it some in time for it. I can’t pass up girls running around the house in skimpy lingerie. Mate, fuck boxers — I sleep nude.

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I'd heard you left, where'd you run off to anyhow? I mean, it'd be a shame not at least sit back and enjoy an hour or so. So, what, you're gonna walk around with your dick between your legs all night?

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Text: Edward

Maddie: can you please PLEASE grow a beard like that?? with theobama hands

Edwin: im gonna need some time on the beard

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Text: Edward

Maddie: Did you know abe lincoln was gay?? are you conected to him now? do you FEEL the love?

Edwin: i knew there was a reason i liked him

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Ah, thanks, mate. You can thank my parents for those. But anyway, have you heard about this party Connor might throw?

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I'll be sure to send them a proper thank you letter. I have, I have, yes. Gotta hand it to 'im, this might be the first one I really enjoy all year. You're going to grace us in boxers and what not, yeah?

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Oh, please, you’re the one who has yet to realize my undying love for you.

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Maybe I was too busy falling for those dreamy eyes of your's, to notice.

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Date me, Edwin.

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I can't believe it's taken you so long. 

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I’m definitely getting my future girlfriend a bouquet of bacon instead of flowers. So, whoever she is, she’s going to be very lucky.

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It's things like these that make me wish I could be somebody's girlfriend. You're crushing all of my hopes and dreams, Seamus.

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@edwiener: no