black is the new black

[ftselgomez]

So you aren’t a big fan of the color pink?

[jfcolive]

Well, its not my favourite colour.

[taliacabello-deactivated2014063]

Fun fact: I haven’t been on a bike since I was 10. Will you take me on one of your rides one day?

[jfcolive]

Of course!

[wesleystfu]

I stole it.

[jfcolive]

Well then can you give it back? I gotta get around somehow.

[azrapls]

Bikes are a pain in the ass… literally.

[jfcolive]

Sounds like the world if there were no woman.

[ffsmaxine]

It sounds like you’re from the ’70s with that bike, and that dress too. Flower child over here!

[jfcolive]

I hope that's not a bad thing.

[ftselgomez]

Was that the only color you had to pick from?

[jfcolive]

Nope, there was blue, green, pink, yellow, orange.. Etc.

[ohfckdemi-deactivated20140614]

I feel like this is a Forrest Gump movie all over again.

[jfcolive]

Why's that?

[lukestyleslbr-blog]

Sounds girly as fuck. 

[jfcolive]

It could be worse, it could be pink and have sparkly streamers on it.

[jfcolive]

I bought myself a bike today, its blue and has a basket on it. Its beautiful.

[brookegrande-deactivated2014042]

[jfcolive]

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

That must be so great, I wish I was rooming with my brother. It totally was. I believe in Satan. But you know, unpacking is more than just throwing stuff out of your suitcase, you also have to like… put it away, in drawers. And hang stuff.

[jfcolive]

It is. You should call him and invite him over and you could have a sleepover. I unpacked, like, put it in drawers and stuff but it didn't stay that way long..

[brookegrande-deactivated2014042]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put S and M together.

[jfcolive]

Damn girl.

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

Oh yeah, I forgot you get to room with your sister! That must be nice, do you get along with her? Haha, I knew you could do it. I believed in you!

[jfcolive]

Yeah, its great. She's like my best friend so its not hard to have to room with her. Aw, maybe it was your faith in me that made me do it.

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

Uh, Liam. Do you have a roommate? Ah, so you finally unpacked!

[jfcolive]

Yeah, my sister Colby. I did! It was a lot of hard work but it was done and all without the help of my minions.

[stella-grande-deactivated201408]

Now you’ve got me curious and I feel like I should go on a mission to find these.

[jfcolive]

Just google bad mashups.

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

Er, I can’t find my headphones, so nothing at the moment. My roommate’s watching a movie and I don’t want to be a dick. I’m reading a magazine instead. What are you doing?

[jfcolive]

Who's your roommate? Cleaning my room a little bit, there are clothes everywhere.

[stella-grande-deactivated201408]

I kind of want to hear one now, which one was bad?

[jfcolive]

I can't remember any bad ones off the top of my head but some just sound like a satanic ritual.