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Roman Gregory - 19 - Surfer

[mackenzielbr]

Uh— yea. Sorry if I pushed a button or something. Didn't know it was that bad.

[jfcromang]

Um, it's okay. Just a touchy subject for me.

[mackenzielbr]

So, you like to surf and ride? That's kinda absurd. 

[jfcromang]

Well things change, I don't ride anymore and I probably won't ever will. Can we not talk about this anymore? Sorry...

[mackenzielbr]

You have? Oh shit. There's only one other surfer I know that's rode one and that's Eric. Did ya' like it?

[jfcromang]

I loved it...

[mackenzielbr]

I think riding is very relaxing. I think you should try it sometime.

[jfcromang]

Can I tell you a secret? Um, i'm just gonna do it anyway. I've have done it uhm-- before. 

[kenickiebrowley-deactivated2015]

I wouldn’t leave it lying around for that reason!!! Fucking hell — she did it on purpose, I bet! I’m gunna fucking loose my shit on the next biker I see!!!

[jfcromang]

Please don't! I believe her, that it was an accident. Accidents happen man!

[mackenzielbr]

Oh—  no, no. I'm fine. Thanks for the offer though. I don't do the whole water thing.

[jfcromang]

Why not? It's very relaxing if you think about it.

[httphawthorne]

No, it must be your imagination.

[jfcromang]

Do you think I died and saw them in Merheaven?

[kenickiebrowley-deactivated2015]

Accident? It was at my fucking house!! I’m —- I’m gunna fucking punch something, unless someone touched it and didn’t put it back — and then it got run over, I’d be fine! I’m so fucking livid!!!!

[jfcromang]

She said it was on the ground? Maybe you left it?

[kenickiebrowley-deactivated2015]

Who the fuck had the nerve to actually find my surfboard and break it in two?! Seriously, you fuckers!! Someone stole it, —- they —- FUCK!!!

[jfcromang]

It's okay man! Some girl ran over it with her bike on accident, but you can borrow one of mine!

[mackenzielbr]

You'd do that? That's wicked!

[jfcromang]

Yeah! I'll let you borrow one too if you want?

[mackenzielbr]

  If only I was a little bit nicer, I'd buy it for them.

[jfcromang]

It's okay, i'll just let them borrow one of mine. 

[mackenzielbr]

Obviously they didn't like it too much. I guess I did them a favor.

[jfcromang]

Not really a favor, it's gonna be a pain to save up money for a new one. 

[httphawthorne]

When have you seen merchicks? I’m starting to realize that you might be joking around with me.

[jfcromang]

One time I fell off my board on this really big wave and i've seen it. They're real, i'm telling ya'.

[mackenzielbr]

Would you believe me if I said I didn't mean to do it? 

[jfcromang]

I believe you, it wasn't very smart for someone to leave it on the ground, and that's coming from me. 

[mackenzielbr]

I'm pretty sure I accidentally ran over someone's surfboard. Whoever it is, I'm sorry?

[jfcromang]

It wasn't mine, but that was quite mean. 

[httphawthorne]

You’re so gullible, it’s cute sometimes really. It’s mermaids, not real for the hundredth time.

[jfcromang]

I'm telling you, merchicks are real. I've seen it. 

[httphawthorne]

Roman, it’s all fake and just for entertainment.

[jfcromang]

It was on that animal channel though! Why would they want to trick me?