✿ lifes a tangled web

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[analytical-speculations-blog]

“Trick or treat! Candy or meat! Give me something I can consume! That’s how it goes, yes?”

[jfcvanellope]

“I don’t think so.”

[jfcvanellope]

@wilrob: I'm going as Zola for Halloween this year.

@hellanella: @wilrob what is that

[collarfree]

“Oh ye of little faith.” Tramp replies, his lips curling into yet another smirk. If there’s one thing he loves, it’s making it seem like he can make the impossible, possible.  “If it’s a vanilla lollipop you want, it’s a vanilla lollipop you’re going to get. Just call me your fairy god mongrel.” 

“That’s a little extreme, Shortcake.” He says, suppressing his own laughter, “I think splashing on a bit of insect repellent before rolling around in the grass would suffice.”  

[jfcvanellope]

“Are you being serious right now, or just pulling my leg? Please tell me you’re serious.” She asked excitedly. “Whats a mongrel?”

“But that stuff smells like poop.” She whined, pouting.

[olmaclogan]

“Oh no. Shh! It’s a Sunday. Don’t tell!”

[jfcvanellope]

“Wait what? What are you doing?”

[jfcvanellope]

vanellope is being indiana jones for halloween

[flcshnbcne]

“The lies? How dare you! I take it back–no more car! Keys, please!” he exclaimed, jokingly reaching for the keys before letting her put them in. “Be careful, ‘Nellope, seriously.” He watched with eyes like a hawk, buckled in, nervous and regretting letting her take his car.

[jfcvanellope]

“What no!” She exclaimed, hurrying to start the car. “Stop doing that, you jerk!” She nodded, “I’m always careful.” She reassured, backing out and beginning to drive the car. 

[olmaclogan]

“Ow!” Barrel frowned and rubbed his arm. “No! Piles of boogers don’t even exist. I hope. I’m experimenting with stuff for Halloween!” 

[jfcvanellope]

“What stuff? C-Can you get this fucking gunk off me too?” She asked, annoyed.

[jfcvanellope]

witch, faerie

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

I would change the number of vanilla flavored things in the world. 

If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

I would play every day at King Candy’s.

[misrabalkan]

[jfcvanellope]

SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

[olmaclogan]

“Okay, I guess if you insist.” Barrel shrugged and started to walk in the opposite direction, before spinning on his heel and running after her, rubbing the gunk all over her back.

[jfcvanellope]

“Barrel!” She shrieked before turning around and smacking his arm, “Honestly what the h-hell did you do? Fall into a pile of boogers or something?” She said, rolling her eyes. 

[difficult]

Maybe we feel empty because we leave pieces of ourselves in everything we used to love.

R. M. drake (via difficult)

[arxndelles-blog]

Anna sighed dramatically as she stood from her seat. “I can’t just sit here all night. We’re gonna go out and do something. I mean, uh, only if you want to. Wait. No. I mean now. We’re going to go now. So, um, yeah. Let’s go.”

[jfcvanellope]

“What, o-oh okay, lets go then. Where are going?” She nodded, standing up with the older girl and waiting for her to lead the way. 

[spiderwebbs-deactivated20220728]

“Ok, but do you do that all the time or just when you think no one is watching?” Peter laughed as he dropped down from the tree he had been sitting in.

[jfcvanellope]

She couldn’t help but jump in surprise, turning to face him, “N-No what? I don’t k-know what you’re talking about?” She mumbled. 

[captainxzarina]

“I don’t understand,” Zarina uttered as she checked off the supplies and chemicals that she already burned through this week. “Probably need to swipe more beakers this time,” she huffed, running a hand through her wild hair. “I guess it’s time to make another five a.m stop to my favorite grocery store.”

[jfcvanellope]

“Ooh! Can I help! Pretty please?” She asked, clasping her hands together and looking up at her, begging to tag along. “I won’t b-break anything I swear!”

[olmaclogan]

“What? I’m sharing! I’m being nice! You keep it, really!” Once again, he wipes it off and rubs it on her.

[jfcvanellope]

“Oh, no I insist.” She rubs it back on him and quickly walks away, trying not to get it rubbed back on her. 

[olmaclogan]

“Well then, here, you can have it.” Without warning but with a grin, Barrel wiped his hand off on Vanellope’s arm.

[jfcvanellope]

“Honestly,” She wiped it off and put it back on him, “S-Stop it, weirdo.”