Mr Fantastic

main account of @lemoncatspeak i do not post

[bgm05]

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

[sen0elk]

Dinner at Mom's / Space war at Dad's

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[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[6qubed]

get ain'ted stupid

[awvu]

shout out to this person for the homework help i guess

[homophobla]

You should buy my dating course. Y'know back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by sexually harassing random women at the grocery store. But woke feminism took this from you. And going back to my course it's a small payment of $199.89 or $33 a month and I'll teach you all my sexual harrassment tips and tricks

[kitzenvoncatzen]

ok so thats absolutely not right at all but i LOVE the energy so you get a pass

[byjove]

me: I think it might be time to read a book for grownups

adults in my comments who are older than me: me no want to read grownup book. grownup book icky.

[crippled-peeper]

I blog better than your ableist husband

[tyke-dyke]

hey kiddos lets not dox ourselves like imbeciles on the internetz okay? ^_^

[tyke-dyke]

theyre so fucking dumb these days god

im going to bring this back

[tyke-dyke]

your birthday too.

dont reveal that shit

[tyke-dyke]

triggers too are a bad idea to reveal because not everyone is very niceys

and some people, surprisingly enough, are not going to be good people, and they might say mean stuff to you to make you mad and sad.

Dont reveal anything that will make it easier for you to be manipulated, or things that will make you an easy target

[tyke-dyke]

dont say what school you go to

[heywriters]

don't post pics of the exterior of your home

don't stream your walk home from school or work

don't share private info about OTHER people in relation to you (younger sibs, parents/partners in unique jobs, YOUR OWN CHILDREN, your neighbors, your coworkers, etc.)

don't give out your full name including middle names and suffixes like "Jr", e.g. things that can legally identify you

and for godssake NO SEXUAL INFO or PICS <<< this goes for minors, but the rest of you aren't suddenly safe from predators and consequences either!

stop giving away all the info that could hurt you to people you have never met and should not trust

BE - MORE - CAREFUL.

[s1l4s-3nj0ys-t0m4t03s]

i love sex workers and contraception and abortion and open relationships and gay people and transgenders and weird identities

[byjove]

I’m bad at giving book recs to Harry Potter fans because as a grown man, I do not read many books about children in wizard school. Any, really.

[redstonedust]

you ever see a true crime/horror/accident video in your reccomended and just go look for a wikipedia article on the subject because your curiosity is piqued but you'd rather not have some guy narrate the info in Youtuber Voice over royalty free scary music. or is that a me thing.

[artsyrean]

Caines musical number except scratch forgot to put in any music data

[briarwoodtree]

You pull up to the transmasc meetup and it looks like this

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[intergalacticboner]

What the fuck have I been clicking on man