Mi Amore Vole Fe!

He/She/They ○ GAY ○ Looks like they smell good ANIME GIRLS NOT ALLOWED PASS THIS POINT.

[intergalacticboner]

this is how i look like irl btw

[shirtsthatgohard]

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[fraenum]

[intergalacticboner]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[intergalacticboner]

I always think I’m slick with hiding how I’m feeling but I really look like this

[intergalacticboner]

I'm tired of intense emotions turn me into a homunculus flesh puppet that's kept in a constant state of euphoria (fed pot stickers)

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[segamascott]

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[powerburial]

[tim-official]

I want to be imprisoned and slowly transformed in some sort of demon crystal transformation prison

[intergalacticboner]

Well we cant all get what we want now can we

[dogpuppy]

[longislandairpower]

[segamascott]