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JEREMY GILBERT; the next buffy born and raised in mystic falls. ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦

[zaynharry]

[fellcommaalex-blog]

You definitely didn’t. It was so unneeded.

[jgilbrts]

All of my jokes are needed. Your hating is unneeded.

[halingcora]

"If you think I won’t rip out your throat because we’re in public, then boy are you optimistic."

[jgilbrts]

Is it too late to say no offence?

[mercilessfell]

Juries still out on that one, bud. Once a dealer, always a dealer… or whatever that saying is.

Paranoia runs through my veins, Gilbert. It’s a part of being a Fell. Can’t turn it off, like you and Elena are doomed to forever being disgustingly selfless. 

[jgilbrts]

Pretty sure that saying is about prostitutes. 

Who says I'm disgustingly selfless?

[mercilessfell]

Hey, I didn’t miss anything! Didn’t you ever wonder where that big ‘ol bottle of magically appearing bourbon came from every year?

I’m a terrible person. Been buying you booze since you were, like, seventeen. At least you’re legal in weird places like Canada now, though.

[jgilbrts]

I thought that was Damon's way of trying to make up for killing me multiple times.

Well someone had to do it and Elena wasn't going to supply me with anything.

[fellcommaalex-blog]

Your jokes are terrible.

[jgilbrts]

I had to give it a shot.

[halingcora]

“Don’t.”

[jgilbrts]

I didn't even say anything offensive this time. But I'll just point out Lydia's legal now.

[fellcommaalex-blog]

This is north west.

[jgilbrts]

Check again, big guy. This definitely isn't Kim K's baby or whatever else you're hallucinating.

[mercilessfell]

Yeah, well… everybody else is stupid.

What are you, now? Sixteen?

[jgilbrts]

This is how you talk to me after missing like three birthdays?

[mercilessfell]

First off, how many months, exactly? Secondly, it’s not my fault! If someone grabs me, my first instruct is to attack. God, I’d think you would have known that by now.

[jgilbrts]

First off, enough months to be deemed not a dealer anymore. Second off, don't be so paranoid. The worst have left town.

[fellcommaalex-blog]

What are you talking about?

[jgilbrts]

You told me that we needed to drive north west but we're definitely driving south east.

[mercilessfell]

Uh, according to who?

[jgilbrts]

Just about everybody who isn't you apparently.

[jgilbrts]

"This is the exact opposite of what we're supposed to be doing, you know that right?"

[halingcora]

"You know it’s time to move out when your brother wants to start dating."

[jgilbrts]

"Derek's at it again?"

[mercilessfell]

Are you trying to steal my wallet or make a bloody move, dude?

[jgilbrts]

"Seriously, what the hell, Jesse!? What move? I haven't sold anything in months!"

[harperjstuart]

Here I am, fighting for you.

[jgilbrts]

i want to be maxine

[theadoptedhunter-blog]

Reaching out with little to no hesitation, Alexia grabbed onto Jeremy’s hand and immediately began dragging him towards where she had parked her car. She had, of course, drank a few beers herself— but she was nowhere near drunk, nor even really intoxicated. “You could, but I’m pretty sure we both know you’d be lying, Jer.” It had only been a couple of months, and yet Alexia and the Gilbert’s— both of them— had grown incredibly close. She admired Jeremy’s dedication to hunting, and his unwavering loyalty to his sister, though he was still so young. Looking back at the brunette as he spoke, Alexia’s eyebrows rose as she considered his next words. A sigh managed to leave the older girls’ lips, and so she tugged on Jer’s hand so that he was walking beside her. She looked over at him, briefly, her eyes dropping to his neck as she spoke. “Your jugular better stay fine, too, Gilbert. Seriously. I do not need that kind of stress in my life, got it?”

Finally, the two reached the stretch of gravel that had many cars parked along it. Retrieving her keys from her pocket, Lex used her free hand to unlock the car doors. Peering around all the other vehicles, she spotted the lights of her jeep flashing just a few spots away. Nodding in that direction, she bumped her shoulder into Jeremy’s in an attempt to push him towards the car. As they continued to walk, Lexi peered over at Jeremy, watching his facial expression change. “That really the only reason you’re coming? It’s not because you just love my company?” She chuckled.

[jgilbrts]

Jeremy laced his fingers in with Lexi's. It wasn't a romantic gesture or anything more suggestive than that but it had an intimacy that only their friendship could muster. He wasn't flustered around her like he'd been with girls like Vicki Donovan, he felt at home- Safe. Secure. Content. As the walked Jeremy tilted his head to see the portion of his partner's profile within the shadows. "What makes you think I'm not fine?" He couldn't even tell if he was lying anymore. Life was messed up that way for him. It was things like her tug that kept him rooted not off in space, thinking about only god knows what. Under the scrutiny of Lexi's gaze, Jer swallowed and bit the inside of his lip. Being analysed wasn't what he considered fun. What if she suddenly saw something she didn't like and their friendship ended up in shambles? "Got it. I won't forget to do that if you don't. Fair trade?" Out of instinct his hand jumped the skin above his vein and he looked away. 

At her nudge towards the flashing lights, Jeremy removed his hand from hers and put them on her shoulders, following, literally, in her footsteps. He couldn't help but smile at her ever growing ego and the look in her eyes. "I don't need to add more to my training. Cars give me a break- But if I'm being honest I may think of your company as a bonus."