Cow Chop DISS TRACK CHALLENGE 2018 Lyrics
WAH-KA-BAM-ZOO IS MY BATTLE AIRHORN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BEAT ME ON MY BIRTHDAY!
SOME SAY I'M FLASHY SOME SAY I'M SLIPPERY.
WHAT THE FUCK RHYMES WITH SLIPPERY MISERY? I GUESS
MY BREATH IS FOUL BUT MY BARS ARE AMAZINGLY FLUSH
YOU MESS WITH G I'M GONNA TURN YOUR FUCKING ASS TO DUST
I RISE TO NEW HEIGHTS I'M A MASTER BUILDER.
IMA TAKE YOUR GIRL AND KILL HER
I GOT UNDERWEAR THAT'S SPRAYED WITH GOLD FLAKES.
YOU GOT THE INCOME AN UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT MAKES
MY DATES SHOW ME OFF LIKE I'M A PRIVATE JET.
YOUR ASS HASN'T HAD A TINDER MATCH YET
I GOT MORE BLING THAN A HOUSEWIFE OF SOUTH AFRICA
BUT I DON'T USE THE N WORD HA HA HA
I'M AN ADULT I'M A FULL FLEDGED HOOKER.
YOU SHOULD RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE MONEY.
BECAUSE COW CHOP HAS NONE LEFT HONEY
YOU'RE THE STUDENT I'M THE PROFESSOR.
I'M WITH YOUR MOM. HELP ME UNDRESS HER.
WHEN COOKIN' UP RHYMES I ADD SOME CHEERIOS.
PUT SOME MILK ON IT YUMMY IN MY TUMMYY
I'M ABOUT TO KICK IT UP AND ADD SOME SALT.
NOW IS THE TIME TO CONFESS: I COMMIT CRIMES.
THERE ARE TWO THINGS IN LIFE: DEATH AND TWITCH STREAMERS.
ONE SHOULD MEET THE OTHER LIFE WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT CLEANER
YOU'RE SO BROKE YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PUKE.
YOUTUBE MONEY RAN OUT SUMMER 2016 PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
YOU'VE GONE DOWNHILL YOU USED TO BE A SEXY ASS BITCH.
NOW YOU SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH
LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE IT BACK FROM THE HOME.
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IT AIN'T ME THAT'S LIMP DICK [BLEEP]
HE DEAD. SHIEEEET. HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE BITCH.
YOU TALKIN TO ME? OR TO MY PENIS?
YOU'RE MORE BORING THAN THE WALKING DEAD.
GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU STUPID POOPY HEAD
YOUR VOICE IS ANNOYING LIKE A WHINY PEWDIEPIE.
AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME LIL' SNACKCAKE.
I'M DONE BEIN' NICE THIS AIN'T NO BIRTHDAY.
ARE YOU BALD SO YOU DONT HVE TO SEE YOUR HAIR TURN GRAY?
YOU'RE A BEASTLY BEAR I'M AN ELEGANT DOG.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO DAVID HOGG?
YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR BEIN' SO GRIMY.
EVEN ELON WOULDN'T TOUCH A DICK THAT SLIMY
WHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE I WANT TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK.
BUT I DONT WASTE ENERGY ON SUCH A LITTLE PRICK
DON'T NEED PERMISSION TO ROCK THIS HIGH EXECUTIVE SUITE.
BOW DOWN PEASANT KNEEL AT MY FEET
I'M SO TOUGH THEY CALL ME BRENDON FRASER.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX FOURTEEN
HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE SEEN YOUR E-PEEN
I'M NOT ONE FOR CHITCHAT I LIKE TO SUCK.
GET DRUNK KILL BABIES WAKE UP AND FUCK
WHEN IS TART RHYMING THEY ALL GET UP TO RUN.
EVERY NIGHT AS TEARS ROLL DOWN I STUFF MY MOUTH WITH A GUN
I DESTROY CITY BLOCKS LIKE A GIGANTIC HIPPOPOTAMUS.
I'M GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER AND TEST OUT THIS HYPOTHESIS
I KEEP SUCCESS IN MY POCKET NEXT TO MY IPHONE7.
A PART TIME AT JOLLIBEE IS YOUR PERSONAL HEAVEN
MY LINES ARE DEEP LIKE AN EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD.
WHEN YOU LEAVE IN TWO WEEKS THE FANS WONT EVEN BE SAD
THIS WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU CAN FART.
PEOPLE CARE LESS ABOUT YOU THAN THEY DO K-MART
WATCH OUT! I'M GONNA THROW YOU LIKE A RINGS.
WIN ME A FISH. NAME IS STAN. REPLACING YOU IS GONNA STING.
BETTER SPEAK UP! YOU'RE QUIET AS A WHISPER.
PSYCHE I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR YOU PRETTY GOOD
YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE SO WHY YA WEARIN' A BOWTIE?
PSYCHE YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING A BOWTIE
WE ALL DISAPPROVE OF YOUR COUCH.
DAMN I MESSED UP HOLD ON.
YOU ARE ASS OVERRATED AS A BITCH.
SUCK MY DICK I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT.
THE STRONG SURVIVE AND YOU'RE LOOKING SLEAZY.
MAKING TWITCH LACTOSE INTOLERANT BY BEING SO CHEESY
I'M THE TWENTY-FIRST-ENTURY. YOU'RE THE JURASSIC ERA.
LITTLE DICK LIKE T-REX ARMS FLIPPING IN THE AIR-A
COME GET SOME IF YOU THINK YOU'RE CUCK.
FUCK A DUCK FUCK A DUCK FUCK A DUCK
I WANTED A CHALLENGE BUT YOU'RE WAY TOO GROSS.
I'VE GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY AND HOPE THIS RHYMES.
I'M THE CREAM OF THE CROP YOU'RE A POT OF CHEEZ-IT.
COMMENTS ON YOUR STREAM ARE AS NICE AS ITS GONNA GET
I'M FRESH AND NEW YOU'RE AS OLD AS CREATURE HUB VIDS.
YOUR OKD FANCLUB BUNCHA LITTLE KIDS
I AIN'T BEING CRUEL YOU'RE MISSING THE PITCH.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE
YOU SEEM TO BE LOST. NOW GO BACK TO THE HOUSE.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY S
MY NICKNAME FOR YOU IS LIL' TWITCH SUBSCRIPTION.
PSYCHE JUST KIDDING ALL YOU HAVE IS AFFILIATION
IF YOU THINK YOU'LL WIN YOU'RE STRAIGHT-UP EDGY.
BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL DO BETTER THAN JAMES DID
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