Jerkachu

❤️video games ❤️pizza

[animeadult]

look at this extremely chaotic video my fiancé took of our cat

[sweet-bitsy]

I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT MAY WOULD DO BUT THE BABIES CAME IN

[phishtits-blog]

I watched this about ten billion times and each time it got better

[kellycrayon]

I like the part when she calls them “Guests”

[thecutestlittlebunbunfairy]

@subtlyforyou

[subtlyforyou]

This is wonderful!

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[gabbythegawd]

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

[imoverallofit]

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

[blvckgeezus]

I still want to know what led to this

[one-in-lemillion]

The one who can beat Thanos

[sistermaryfake]

all these years later and there’s still so much to unpack and so many questions left unanswered

[customrolex]

UM I JUST LOOKED THIS UP

THIS IS THE END OF A FASHION SHOW IN NORTH CAROLINA. OUR LADY CHAMPION DIDNT LIKE THE JUDGES DECISION SO SHE DECIDED TO THROW A CHAIR AND THINGS ESCLATED TO THIS AMAZING FILM.

WERE THE POLICE CALLED YOU ASK? WHY YES! YES THEY WERE!

NO CHARGES WERE FILED AND NOT EVEN A REPORT WAS MADE BECAUSE “NO ONE ON SCENE WAS WILLING TO COOPERATE WITH ANY INVESTIGATION”

No one would even make a statement! I’m losing my mind! Snitches get stitches! Don’t even tell the cops the time! Fuck em throw chairs!

[sollike]

FINALLY SOME CLOSURE. this video has kept me up at night for years

[abolishice]

Don’t forget that:

[captainboyhole]

@haha-i-need-to-study

[haha-i-need-to-study-deactivate]

Moaw miOW mau- BRBRBRB

[princesstigerbelle]

Why they yellin

[djoswiftie]

Jon: Swear you won’t tell anyone

Sansa:

[qomii]

the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things

[advanced-procrastination]

Uh… nani?

[chingonax-deactivated20201106]

My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[lunarreaper12]

Choose your Dad:

GRILLMASTER Dad

Weed Dad

Army Dad

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hotboyproblems]

[hotboyproblems]

same energy

[draws-memes]

[hesioddreaming-deactivated20190]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[hiddendesktopfolder]

[avenue]

brilliant

[parasailin-sarahpalin]

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

[jackalovski]

The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more convincing as a living entity than 90% of Hollywood movie monsters

[retrogamingblog]

the crowd when you’re playing any sports video game from the early 2000s

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH