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this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

thekenobee

the funniest man on the planet

grox

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

temporalreplicsimile

🌈rice🌈

temporalreplicsimile

you people need to stop reblogging this

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hamptercatapult

teapotteakettle

training accident

imsobadatnicknames2

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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There’s also bones.

memingursa-deactivated20250625

“Well how much bones.” I can assure you a comical amount. You’d think I was joking amount. Dark Souls ass decoration amount

memingursa-deactivated20250625

This is just like. A couple of pictures off google. i’ve been there. There’s piles of bones they haven’t been through.

memingursa-deactivated20250625

Nobody in the notes mentioned this fact but i need to emphasize there is absolutely so much bones. There is a dungeon and it’s decorated like this. There’s bone piles and shit that hasn’t even been discovered. The mega dungeon is not only big it looks like that. They literally need to sort it out from the amount of bones. There are so many dead people beneath paris in a dark souls crypt.

imsobadatnicknames2

Lotsa people in the notes of this post pointing out that Paris isn't unique in this regard and actually most cities have sprawling underground complexes under them (sewers, cisterns, railway systems, etc)

And like yeah but like. None of them look like a stereotypical evil dungeon in an RPG as the Paris catacombs. It's not just that it has a lot of tunnels under it it's that it has a lot of Dark Souls looking ass tunnels under it.

lost-carcosa

Detailed map of the Paris Catacombs in English [7000x7000 px]

Went on a guided tour in 2003 (mostly to escape the heatwave), and to this day my wife swears someone tapped her on the shoulder - there was no-one behind us.

otterjpg

in 2004 they found a secret cinema down there

heres a blog post from 2012 with pictures:

apparently gizmodo and wired both found the group behind the cinema, 'les UX', but the articles linked are now error 404 pages.

beaky-peartree

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night

it’s tommy wiseau

xenosagaepisodeone

there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

celestite-caroline

i-am-a-fish

this post is currently common rarity. in 5 minutes though I'm going to edit this post to be shiny, limited edition foil. I'll edit it back to normal one minute later so best of luck getting yourself a shiny copy

i-am-a-fish

ok I'm honestly very frightened by how many notes this got within one minute. anyways you can find the foil version in the reblogs, piracy is not only okay, it's really cool! have fun :)