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jiamist ● one who believes that jennifer lawrence and liam hemsworth could have a beautiful romance together, and spend the rest of their lives making each other happy, if they gave it a shot. most of all, they have a beautiful friendship that is valued above all else.   this is not a jiam only blog, and i will talk about things related to liam and jen that are unconnected. yes, this means other relationships they may have. please read this before sending angry asks that will likely get you blocked. galeniss is my endgame otp, and i'm not even sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   var sc_project=10820438; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="ecf903ce"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

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With a hubby named Cooke what do you think they’ll name their first kid? Do you think she’s traditional or she’ll go ~quirky~? Glad you’re back, let’s celebrate this milestone instead of degrade it! At least she didn’t marry the sea cucumber, right?

The difference in asks is giving me whiplash lmao but thank you, yes, I agree!

I have no idea what kind of name she’d go for. Her brothers took all of the family names, except her middle name which is her paternal grandmothers maiden name. So maybe that. But his mothers name is Suki, and his name is Cooke of all things, so we really could be in for a treat of a name here. I just hope it goes with Maroney, and flows well, but god as long as it’s not Daffodil or Toecheese or Audio or Bakere they’ll be in good shape!

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Do you think this will last? Everyone commenting places say give it two years tops. He looked miserable in every faraway shot on that day. How can a marriage last if the groom isn’t even enjoying himself? I think I give it two years, maybe three, and then I expect to see her single and reconnecting with the man we know she belongs with ala Mila and Ashton. I just hope she doesn’t squeeze kids out with this guy; he’ll probably request child support and palimony.

I think that’s just his face? Like he has resting idgaf face? He was smiling in the private jet photos. Like seriously, what, 4 photos that captured split seconds of his life don’t equate to a miserable person! RBF is real my friends, let’s not hold it against him!

Also, what? He’s worth millions himself, supposedly, why would he ask for palimony? They for sure have a prenup so I doubt it all the same. Like, give her more credit than this! She’s never spoken so lovingly and joyously about any guy before the way she does about Cooke. She’s loyal to her boyfriends, look at the relationship with Nick. She tried to make that work despite all odds, why would it be more difficult with a guy who has way less responsibility than Nick re work? She wouldn’t have gotten married if she wasn’t sure she’d make it last for good. She comes from a very solid family, as does he, her brothers and parents and grandparents and so on have had long and happy marriages. She is not above going to therapy. He knows what she’s like, what she’s all about, he wouldn’t have married her if he didn’t think he could handle it. Don’t forget, Julia Roberts married a nobody and they’ve been married for ages, it’s not impossible if you put the work in!

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Woody is in Hawaii promoting his new movie with the director and cast. But do you think he was invited? Now I wonder how many old friends she has left.

Of all of them I’m certain she would have invited him, but it’s also interesting if he didn’t make it because Emma did. It felt kind of like, most of them were people it’s good to network with? Or like it would look good? I don’t know but also we can’t see who all is there and 6 celebs doesn’t end the possibilities, you know what I mean? I’m more disappointed she wore Dior when her cousin makes wedding gowns and she’s promoted her things before, wearing them to premieres. Like, why Dior? She said she found her gown easily but to get it from Dior sounds like they made her a gown and she made it sound more like she just picked one? Or maybe she just got one of their gowns idek. We’ll never know, I can’t see her doing a photography spread for some magazine (I’ll probs eat my words about that) and they locked up everyone’s phones, which, honestly, good for her if it never comes out. She’s always been so big on privacy and the whole inviting paps to the location by giving out so many details feels so anti Jen and kinda gross so :/

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Madli, I think. You need to say it out loud.

You win; madli it is!

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Mildred said this on her livestream yesterday: “You don't have to be gay, there are good people with dks out there, you've just got to find them. You've got to find a dk that's not a d**k, you know. I always thought I had to be gay, because I thought all guys were evil, but it's not true. There are good people out there that just happen to have d**ks. I've only ever met one, and he's on this live.” She insulted Liam, but offended everyone with this awful statement. You don’t have to be gay!

So Mildred is just straight up huffing paint between hits on the meth pipe now huh?

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I think Maddison actually lives in NYC when she's not shooting in Atlanta, so maybe that's why they met up there. When do you think they actually met? I'm thinking it's just a fling. But either way, glad he's having fun and smiling!

Ohh that makes sense! It’s also really close to Toronto, so that helps! I’m sure it’s just a rebound fling but if not then I look forward to their hopefully low key relationship! And I don’t know but I’m guessing they have mutual Australian friends, or maybe it’s a PR match, or they have a mutual costar friend? As long as he’s happy that’s all that really matters!

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I’m picturing Liam catching Jen’s garter and putting it up her leg seductively. We don’t even know if he’ll be there. Help!

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Do you think Liam will go to Jen’s wedding?

I hope so! I don’t think we’ll get a lot of pictures from the inside, so we may not even know, but I hope he and Josh and Woody are all there, as well as her crazy pre-fame friends she hardly spends time with anymore! IF the RI rumors are even true, you know, this is TMZ, it could very easily be a planted story so she can get married elsewhere without being swarmed by paps. Which is what is going to happen so thanks a lot, TMZ. 

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Do you think it’s Liam or his date who’s calling the paps?

Either way it works in both their favors, so go about it I guess! I always feel like NYC paps are much less invasive than LA ones, so maybe that’s why they chose to do the walks there. Plus he learned from the strongest of the attention starved, so what else do we expect?

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Does Liam’s date remind you of Jen? She looks like her to me!

Honestly, it’s like she took him to wherever she got bargain basement Liam and introduced them. Which, good for him! I hope he’s much happier and having a good time for a change!

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Dora is with Luke! He just posted a picture of her! I like to think that Tani stayed with Mildred because she (Tani, not Mildred) needs to be around other dogs and she’d have a tough time adjusting to life without the pack. Or that Liam is trying to win her back (Tani, not Mildred).

I mean, Luke has two dogs of his own, and I’d think Tani would be more comfortable being with Dora than off with Brandi and her mutts, but if she’s happy then I guess. Maybe Luke was afraid to have her around the kids or something, like there’s been past aggression with small kids? Or maybe with his smaller dogs? Who knows, but at least Liam still has access to his small horse, and hopefully when he gets a place of his own again, he’ll get Tani back and reunite her with Dora. 

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The point isn't even whether it's true or not. The point here is that IF it's true it is incredibly shitty to out somebody's addiction problems to the public against their will. And just to sell a song and gain sympathy? She's been so disrespectful and insensitive, hurting him with those staged pap pics and spreading defamatory rumours. You don't do that to someone you love. I do not wish her well at all and kudos to him for filing for divorce.

Yep, I think we can all agree. Her narrative is disgusting and the fact that she’s trying to lie and say she’s been sober while he was on drugs when her eyes were telling the truth just back in June, is just some kinda shit. But, at the very least, I hope this leads him to never look back and want to give her another try. I hope this time he realizes just how toxic she truly is for him, and vice versa lbr, and moves on with his life for good. 

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I just find it hilarious that she and her team are trying to sell the narrative of him being a drug-addicted, alcoholic party animal and claiming she's "grown out of it" when she's the one who's been seen at several parties this year, drinking and joking about drugs. I think if liam had these issues we would have gotten wind of it like we do all other things. And I don't believe his family would just sit by and let it happen instead of helping him.

Exactly! I fully concur! I mean for sure I can see him coming home after a long day surfing and having a few beers with his bros, kicking back and hanging out. But EVEN IF it’s true, even if he’s taking two percocets and drinking a case of beer every night, that’s not her dirty laundry to air. That’s detrimental to his career. Some producer reads that and goes, wow, messy ugly breakup, drug addict, drunk, can’t take on that liability! It was reckless and inconsiderate and I think he should seriously consider litigation against her for it. Like it’s not bad enough she dumped him publicly through the media, but then she’s got songs dragging him left and right, airing out serious allegations? Trash. 

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one more thing- when was it that jen was spotted wearing liam's clothes on multiple different occasions?

I believe during promo for Catching Fire, and while filming Mockingjay, but that’s just when the cameras caught them. They spent a LOT of time together in Atlanta having sleepovers and stuff (the trio, I mean, not just jiam lmao), so I’m sure it happened frequently! But yeah as far as caught on film, pretty sure it was when they came back from London to NY on the CF promo tour? I could be wrong, my memory is shit, hopefully someone will confirm/correct that for us!

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i'd love for liam and jen to work on a new film together. give them a chance to hang out again. i miss their friendship and i think they have great on screen chemistry

ME AND YOU BOTH. I still have dreams of a Notting Hill-esque film for them. Liam would play a great bumbling, funny, silly everyday man, and, well, Jen’s got the whole famous normal woman thing already going, that’s a cinch. I just really want her to do some, like, films people want to go relax at, not always high anxiety stuff, you know? It doesn’t all have to be so dang serious all of the time. But yeah, even if it’s another high anxiety film, just seeing them on screen together again would be so great. Their chemistry is so lovely, I agree, they’re so comfortable with one another, and it shows. 

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“he has a clear idea of the kind of woman he wants.”The answer is simple. He wants someone like [Smelly]. Someone that is independent and strong and someone who is extremely talented and opinionated. Someone that is fun and nice and someone that has a strong family dynamic as he has himself.” Sounds more like a certain Kentuckian we all know and love than that walking garbage fire.

Yes yes, but she’s not the only person in the world who is like that. Plus she went and got her marriage license last week sometime, so I expect a wedding announcement literally any weekend now! We’ve got to let our Jiam hookup dreams slide for now, you know? They would make a great couple, but Jen is happy and in love, she sounds really healthy and centered in interviews, so that’s great! She found a man who isn’t about to join AARP or draw his social security benefits, so here’s to hoping the best for their future!

Liam will find his way to the right one. She’s out there. Now he knows what not to look for, what to pay attention to, to PAY attention, and this will all serve him for the best in the future. 

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I also think she was cheating on him before the break up, but I'm curious to know what makes you also believe that. Your analysis is always on point. And what did the InTouch articles say? I'd look it up but I hate seeing her face in any way lol. And thanks for being active again! Your tumblr is always a source of entertainment.

I mean, that’s just par for the course with her I feel. She and Kaitlynn were hanging out for months before everything exploded, are we really to believe it just suddenly became A Thing in Italy and that’s when Mildred decided she was done with her show pony? And I know Spencer Pratt does everything for attention, obviously, but he basically confirmed that on some podcast. Then again, the sleuths figured out that there was trouble in Miamland months before it ever became public knowledge with Liam slipping the ring off and spending lots of time in Australia off and on, with her desperate pleas for his attention on IG, and then blocking him, unblocking him, and following him again, so. Something wasn’t right, and the rumors that it was supposedly an open relationship in her opinion kind of lends itself to being some sort of insurance for public opinion when people find out what a thot she truly is. 

The Star and InTouch articles were pretty much the same, but basically they said he’s heartbroken (obviously), supposedly they were going to have an open marriage (doubtful) but he couldn’t handle it and refused and she felt “”””betrayed””””. His family thinks she’s a disgrace, she thinks Liam was making her boring somehow, he was upset she was sharing intimate details about their relationship publicly when he wanted it all kept between them, and Miley promised babies post-nuptials, but then changed her mind and claimed publicly she never wanted kids (which we all knew). She and Kaitlynn were spending a lot more time together than anyone knew, under wraps, and Kaitlynn supposedly even went to Glastonbury with her. She knew Miley liked girls, and as soon as the relationship with Liam seemed to be going for a nosedive, she turned up the charm and Miley fell for it (gotta love how Tish twists it onto Kaitlynn being the thot right). Liam is heartbroken, humiliated, and devastated because he took this commitment seriously, despite having reservations about her cheating ways from the past (never forget his comment to the paps about her being at home if she wasn’t off cheating on him), and thought they’d be married forever, whereas Mildred used this as a band-aid after his house burned to the ground, but she wanted to keep on going out until the early hours partying and coming home stoned instead. Of course, take it all with giant grains of salt, but basically, we’ve always known most of this, no one is surprised, hopefully lessons have been learned, and he can move on to someone much better. That I’m looking forward to. 

ALSO big thanks, I’m glad I could come back. I distanced myself after he stayed post whatever the hell that album that had Maliboo song on it was called because yikes, son. But I missed chatting, and I’m so glad you find me entertaining lmao xo