keep breathing

jillian. twenty-something. mama.

[997]

me when i get a taste of my own personality thru someone else:  GOD i can not STAND them

[harmony-is-happiness]

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[parahumors]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[ranchee94]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[vntildawn]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[soulbell]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[number-nine-you-wanker-blog]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

[thegoodvybe]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thelovejandles]

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[just-shower-thoughts]

Calling your SO “honey” is immensely romantic. Honey never spoils, meaning your honey never stops being beautiful.

[rotfront]

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

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[stability]

truly incredible

[minus-the-negative]

[hobbitmilk]

queer eye? oh you mean