hey

[rutgersphimu]

[teenageers]

meet me here

[i-was-born-a-unicorn]

[naathaaaly-deactivated20130617]

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

[8amba]

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

[wizardshark]

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

[wildanduntamedthing]

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthanized because they did something to their kid who fucking hit them or pulled on their tail or got in their face or something. Here’s a better idea: WATCH YOUR FUCKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND ANIMALS. Okay thanks.

[candyrifle]

^^bolded But this? Well, that’s how kids learn, isn’t it? they do bad shit, they get bad shit happening right back. I’ll bet that little brat won’t touch the cat again right?

and OP is a fucking prick for trying to blame the cat for defending itself when the kid SMACKED THE CAT IN THE HEAD.

That shit HURTS for a little cat. I’d lash back too.

Asshole.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[frxppy]

I was listening to hallelujah by jeff buckley

[thanzaghours]

Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get angry when Ron and Harry are complaining about how much homework they have.

[casey-jane-lewis]

YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.

I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?

STOP COMPLAINING. 

#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW

When you think about it, this explains Hermione.

[brokeback-mountain-goats]

but Harry grew up with a muggle family

[hagridlookalikeatyoservice-deac]

yes but harry’s a little shit

[420doorcinemaclub]

when I was in the seventh grade I accidentally got invited to a birthday party but the kid realized he sent me an invite and told me not to come and I was just sadly watching people post on Facebook about how they were getting ready and then out of nowhere a giant blizzard knocked out power for the entire town and they had to cancel and that’s why I believe in god

[inquiringcharlie]

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

[thursday]

[clpdee]

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

[clpdee]

[clpdee]

are you kidding

[sassy-spoon]

you named your fucking cat concrete

[soup-of-things]

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

smile and wave nigga

smile and wave

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

okay woWIE YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE PANTENE DID A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW SHIT LABELS AGAINST WOMEN ARE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT WOWIE

[mynewurl]

i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively

[zapposdotcom-deactivated2013012]

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

waking up with your period

[sandrabbullock-deactivated20141]

"You two have managed to accomplish something together no one ever has; you surprised me.”

[iraffiruse]

[myballs-tastelike-fanta]

I know this is a long post, but i learnt some interesting shit

[othest]

me too

[teenvodka-blog]