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sometimes I wounder who the fuck I am.

[mercutihoe]

Me: has ten essays, two projects, and six presentations all due tomorrow

Me at 11 pm, having done none of these things:

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[babyanimalgifs]

high five gone wrong

[ottermatopoeia]

HE DID A GOOD JOB

[birffed]

@ramenudes @nimerlie @smoochiest 

[brandsilva]

[karina-padilla]

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

[angryblackgirlrants-blog-deacti]

“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” -Frida Kahlo 

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[thefluffingtonpost]

[thequotejournals]

There is no greater pain or punishment than memory.

Victoria Aveyard, Queen Song (via thequotejournals)

[pinchblog]

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

[nosoulforsale-deactivated201502]

I’m screaming

[theaztecthrasher]

Take it like a man

[freedoritos-deactivated20160716]

What if he says yes

[juggernautofsin]

then you start making memories

[chun--li]

[kr4ynonymous]

[chun--li]

[chun--li]

[straightboyfriend]

*holds my own hand* its gonna be ok babe

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[baked-barbie]

@captain-doobie got me an early birthday present. 😍✨🎀