FUUUUUUCK

Worst spot imaginable, just talking to myself

[jimboo]

I hate when my mood suddenly drops bc I start feeling like a pig with makeup on. I just feel so defeated, like I can’t pick my mood back up no matter what bc of one person making me feel this way. Oh well!

[shencomix]

Yesterday i called my friend "tumblr sexyman material" and she started crying

[jimboo]

how to stop picking at my skin, no glue, no borax

COMPUTER PLEASE-

[jimboo]

MY 2020 DISCORD BOYFRIEND JUST TEXTED ME????? ITS BEEN 5 YEARS?????

[jimboo]

He hasnt text me back in 10 minutes

what position you got her in? 😞

[jimboo]

I forgot baby no money is on here, hi

[bbnotumbl]

[jimboo]

why does confrontation and communication make me physically ill? I don’t want to throw up every time my partner wants to have a talk- sure being a little anxious about it would be fine, but why am I glued to the toilet about to puke?

I just want things to be happy and dandy and never bad. ever. Why is it always my partner that has to start these conversations? Am I just so dense in the head that I never see flaws? I should, shouldn’t I? Its never me bringing anything up, things bother me but I forget about it a second later.

Do I need to work on MY communication? even tho I can never truly find anything to bring up to my partner? that I genuinely think that they are without flaw?

anyways I might leave work early.

[jimboo]

WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE WWWY FESTIVAL???

I’m selling my tickets on ticket exchange by ticket master, PLEASE SOMEONE BUY THEM.

2 tickets, $334 each, that is $100 cheaper than market price.

I can’t go and I just wanna get rid of my tickets.

Please help a brother out.

[place-an-ice-cube-on-a-burger]

Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling

[jimboo]

ok but on a real note. My boyfriend is so attractive to me.

… but my boyfriend is so insecure about his figure and his weight and his tummy- I dont get it but I get it

I just want him to know that I love his chub, his tummy is so attractive to me and it breaks my heart to hear him say he doesn’t feel confident because of it

me and him:

“Im fat, jimbo, Im like severely overweight”

“You are not fat- who says youre fat???”

“my friends. they all call me fat” (hes like, chuckling about this)

“well thats not very nice :(“

“well theyre right”

and then I CRY and my world SHATTERS

[shencomix]

I went on a date today and she found out I made the bike comic

I was out this this cute girl and I think we were really hitting it off, then she asked what kind of comics I make. I told her, and then as she looked at them on her phone, recognition came over her face.

Her: "oh...OH MY GOD... ARE YOU THE BIKE CUCK GUY???"

Me: "Y-yeah..."

Her: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Her: "WAIT, HOLD ON, I GOTTA SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS."

She asked the people at the table behind us if she could borrow one of their phones for a second to pull up something on the browser. Then she held their phone somewhat in front of hers and took a photo of me along with it.

I never asked for the photo so here is my approximate recreation of what I think it looked like:

She was busy texting seemingly all of her friends as we finished our meals and stood up, when I decided to pipe up again.

Me: "Um, y-you know wh-what would make the happiness in the world increase..."

She looked up from her phone with a sly smile.

Her: "What?"

Me: "I-if...if we k-- um, kissed..."

Her amused smile slowly descending into an absolutely indiscernible neutral expression.

then, after a pause

it rose again into a smile

Her: "You... are so cute. Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."

I closed my eyes tight, and gently puckered my lips, bracing for a kiss.

Then she slapped my ass so hard that there is still a palm print on it.

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[jimboo]

my bf and I like to see what type of music we listen to and it is POLAR opposites. But we went to a record shop and I was looking at suicidal tendencies records (bc my dad showed me the like. one song from them) and he goes “jimbo no fucking way you listen to them”

“I mean, sometimes, its pretty good”

“Since when”

“my dad wanted to show me ‘real skater’ music when I used to skate”

“that makes more sense. fucking awesome.”

and then we made out and had kids so I guess you could say it was awesome

[itsapmseymour]

Neurotypical

More like

NERDOTYPICAL

[jimboo]

talking about making out with my boyfriend, you know, long distance couple things, and he goes “okay you gotta stop talking about making out-“

“but I just wanna make out with you rn-“

“no like I’m about to walk into my work and I can feel a boner coming on, please stop-“

“oh… sorry…”

God. I am just the best at whatever that is.

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)