psychological tire-fire

indie RP/ask blog for Jimbotnik mod is OVER 20 canon-divergent (somewhat) I'll interact with any 'verse and sometimes crossovers OCs encouraged to interact not very choosy sometimes nsfw, always graphic var sc_project=12321303; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="915a447f"; var sc_https=1; var sc_remove_link=1;

[jimbotnik]

[jimbotnik]

[jimbotnik]

(me irl)

[the-expatriate-has-moved]

[How is Pari in the Bedroom Department?]

Stolen from @thestupidmeanone

".. somehow I'm not surprised."

Let's find out~

[jimbotnik]

[tunes-of-anarchy]

l-l-lets go!..

day 1: gender swapped

[tunes-of-anarchy]

“We’re taking over the world A little victim-less crime And when I’m taking your innocence I’ll be corrupting your mind”

all you need is to see the right pic once to lose your peace forever. or until the time you redraw it as your otp

[jimbotnik]

⚡🦔+🥚= ⚰️🥚

🤥

[jimbotnik]

(get wreckt lol)

[jimbotnik]

Mysims is amazing

(And so is Vincent, even though he's being a little pest in this game. I also like Morcubus, which should surprise no one around here! Too bad he's not in this DS port...)

[fallenatic841]

[cheap-slaw-moved]

small smooch with my new tablet 

[jimbotnik]

◎ What was your dumbest badnik idea?

"A cricket badnik. The noise didn't drive the test subjects into a murderous rage like I'd hoped, but it made me want to kill someone!"

[jimbotnik]

◎ How much do you love Zinnia? >:3

He appeared indignant at the question, as if he was being forced to ruin his own reputation.

"If I ever had a daughter, I would want her to be like Zinnia. Anyone who tries to harm her is a dead man walking. I've killed for her before and I'll happily do so again!"

[jimbotnik]

◎ Oh, come on. How can you know Nicolas Cage is overrated if you've never even met him?

"You're talking to me. I know more than you or anyone else around here. It's my job!"

[jimbotnik]

◎ opinion on Thomas Wachowski?

"I'd love to take him apart surgically, piece by piece, until he's begging and pleading for mercy... And then I want to let Sonic watch him die from his little grounded cage!"

[jimbotnik]

◎ What do you want, in this exact moment?

"I want a good dicking and a dead blue hedgehog."

[jimbotnik]

“Ivo, I have brought you a gift.” The mermaid with the sparkly red scales smiled up at him as she held out what appeared to be a silver, giant fork-looking spear. “Your very own trident!”

//source: image commissioned from perplexis_//

"Hmmm... The divine weapon..." He tries pointing it at something, and when that doesn't work he inspects the trident for buttons or dials.