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Trees are attracted to Jim Cantore because he is hewn from the finest, brawniest oak.

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Jim Cantore wears a helmet to keep his limbic system from interfacing directly with the hurricane.

When Jim Cantore is on screen, the only water weight is in the sky.

At its center, every nor'easter is really a Cantor'easter

Angels make 'Jim Cantores' in the snow.

Al Roker stares at a snowy shot of Jim Cantore. The sound is off. Al just watches. He tears up. 'Jim was made for this.'

Jim Cantore pre-treats all of his best lines with a briny solution.

"Jim Cantore does not need to stand on a 36-inch snowdrift to seem larger than life."

Jim Cantore stares at a screen bright with blizzard predictions. 'There might be thunder,' he says quietly to no one.

When Jim Cantore comes to Washington, the monuments all get a little stiffer.

The heat generated by Jim Cantore can be seen without the aid of thermal imaging technology.

You can’t spell ‘blizzard’ without ‘bard,’ and Jim Cantore is surely a poet for the storm.

Jim Cantore knows 537 different ways to express his love for a blizzard.

Jim Cantore always takes two guns when he goes fishing.

While Al Roker is doing #Rokerthon, Jim Cantore will be doing curls and lunges.

Jim Cantore can light a sparkler just by squeezing it.

Jim Cantore’s biceps have been sculpted to look exactly like classic high-pressure systems.

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