Build Me Up, Buttercup

Adam | 21 📌Perth, Australia ig: adammatthewsau

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[deadbeatmaker]

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

[symphonyinblue1978]

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

[delicateknightsportsmonger]

[kiddosquiddo]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[niabra-deactivated20210424]

July is about internal peace

[niabra-deactivated20210424]

This was the worst month of my life

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[xcorpion]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[louisandthedagger]

ashton kutcher and mila kunis reading breakup rumours is everything

[tomshardy]

[jetgrindvizio]

[theoddlittlethings]

I can’t

[bitchesimhigh]

He said half an hour not 2 minutes.

[lukecastellan]

[catchymemes]

[blackberryshawty]

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

[capacity]

[gaypeopletwitter]