𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍 , 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 , 𝐕𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 , 𝐁𝐓𝐒 ( 𝘨𝘪𝘧𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘦 )

[jiminiepvrk]

🐥 — PARK JIMIN is THIRTY years old. a SINGER, SONGWRITER, DANCER, and PERFORMER under BIG HIT MUSIC, he is best known as a member of BTS. when he's not traveling the world for work, he splits his time between SEOUL, south korea, and LOS ANGELES, california. his pronouns are HE/HIM and he identifies as bisexual. he is currently SINGLE.

[mnyongis]

and you assume i saw the missed calls? i'm not trying to claim mr. popularity over here, but you're not the only one calling me, jiminie. besides, even if i do see them and it's been a couple hours, i usually know you've found someone else to talk too by then. i'm old news. i know, but i can at least try to. there is a reason why i'm so quiet all the time other than being naturally introverted, you guys exhaust me. i know, i don't know why i even try sometimes. i should just accept you're jimin and you do what you want. you're really pushing the special privileges with me. why must you rub your hobi hyung favoritism in my face all the time? you trying to push me further under the rock? especially with talks about his body roll? it's fine, cause tae is my favorite maknae anyway. oh, that's good. sure he's calmed down a bit now since he's able to talk to tae. so, crisis averted? jimin freaked out over nothing? surprise, surprise.

[jiminiepvrk]

regardless, i should at least be in the top three on your callback list. don't hurt my feelings, hyung, or i'll give you the silent treatment. so that's your approach to everything band related? what if someone had gotten seriously hurt? i'm seriously offended. if you wanted to gain sympathy from me, you won't get any... or maybe a little but not before i get my point across. then we can go back to patting you on the head and going, "there, there.. socializing is awful." but we took it upon ourselves to look out for our maknae and so far it seems like tae and i are the only ones who find his behaviour troubling. ten points to hufflepuff, hyung. all you can do is accept that no force will ever make me bow to authority... i will, however, bend down for certain hyungs. shush. once you've released killin' it girl 2.0 along with a music video, i might just start favoring you as well. so far, i'm lucky if i get a glimpse of your tummy. not that i'm complaining. you know i love a good slow burn, even when it comes to yoongi skin. taehyungie is your favorite? choosing the easy one, i see. sounds about right. and you, sir, can kindly shut up now.

[tcehyngs]

TAE: i'm fine. just haven't been able to stop worrying about him. TAE: i know, it's why i corrected myself, mochi. i'm sorry. hate that i thought that way, but you know how i am when it comes to him and i can't be around. TAE: yeah, he's okay. he's calmed down quite a bit since last night and now that we've been able to talk. TAE: little one? i'm bigger than you, mochi. 😂😂😂 this is why i and everyone else loves you so much. your constant optimism and bright sprit. kookie and i decided we were going to start calling you pinkie pie, btw. TAE: yeah, it's been fun! hot as fuck, but i've been supplied with endless popsicles... oh and i had this dubai chocolate croissant today... i think it was the best thing i ever ate. got you something to open when we see each other again. celine exclusive, know how much you love those.

[jiminiepvrk]

JIMIN: if worrying about kookie whenever you're out of town were a paying job, you'd be rich. which you already are, so that joke kind of fell flat. go on. JIMIN: aw, i understand where you're coming from, but at the same time, did you really expect anything different? maybe the reason the rest of the hyungs haven't reacted the way you expected is because it's been like this for almost ten years. every time you go out of town, he ends up doing something reckless to take his mind off things. JIMIN: see? all ends well for taekook. never doubted you for a second. JIMIN: minor detail, but it still doesn't change the fact that i'm older than you. don't talk back to your elders, taehyung. and i was going to show my appreciation for the compliments until you decided to call me pinkie pie. first of all, i don't fart confetti. secondly, i'm obviously rarity. JIMIN: and they still decided to put you in a dress coat? didn't your stylist give you any other options? not that you didn't look close to perfection, but you could've gotten seriously ill. also, i'm jealous that you're able to eat sweets and white bread, but make sure you eat your greens too or you know you'll get constipation. let's not bring up the 2017 incident. JIMIN: 👀 muchos gracias, picante boy. i appreciate you.

[mnyongis]

no. i know how to pick up my phone, you know this, it's only selectively. i'm also not trying to avoid you, i promise, i probably was just sleeping or playing around with my guitar while you called. you know sometimes i wish i lived under a rock. i know, i saw that. not when it was happening because i was fast asleep, but saw it on social media after i woke up. why do i feel like you're lecturing me, jimin? you're lucky i let you get away with this. and how was i supposed to help with one of his episodes? figured only you or taehyung could help him through those. i'm sure he's fine, but i can go and check on him if need be.

[jiminiepvrk]

okay, so i understand the excuse where you were in the middle of something, or apparently also nothing, but there's also this option of calling me back once you've seen the missed calls on your screen. boy did you pick the wrong profession for someone who really wishes he could peeta himself out of every social interaction. the audacity of this hyung trying to use seniority on me, as if that would ever work. this is exactly why hobi hyung is my favorite, that and his body roll. one simply cannot forget that. of course you wouldn't be much help, but you could've helped me get in touch with him at the very least. everything is fine, though, taehyung got a hold of him.

[tcehyngs]

TAE: been missing you! ❤️ TAE: you have? i don't know why i thought you didn't, i told him i was going to scold you for it but you know i never could. TAE: i was finally able to get ahold of him and we're going to facetime soon. TAE: thanks for your help as always, mochi. you doing okay?

[jiminiepvrk]

JIMIN: d'aw, and i've been missing you, too. are you okay? JIMIN: and why would you scold me? clearly i'm the only hyung who found his behaviour concerning. shame on you for assuming i wouldn't. i would also have tried to break down the door, but i bruise easily. JIMIN: is he okay? JIMIN: you're welcome, little one. and you know me, i'm always peachy keen. nothing, not even a dramatic maknae, can break my spirit. 😉 JIMIN: how are you? enjoying paris?

[jiminiepvrk]

i have a genuine question for you, hyung. am i the only member of the group who knows how to pick up the phone when someone's calling, or are you all actively trying to avoid me? in case you're living under a rock, pun intended, our dear youngest decided to not only host a one-man party, but he also scolded millions of fans and now apparently we can't get in touch with him. four hours, yoongie. that's how long our poor fans sat through one of his episodes. ( @mnyongis )

[tcehyngs]

𝗜𝗣𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗘 ── mochi.

TAE: mochi. ❤️ TAE: i'm worried about kook... can you do me a favor? @jiminiepvrk

[jiminiepvrk]

JIMIN: tete ❤️ JIMIN: i'm going to go ahead and assume this has everything to do with the live earlier today? JIMIN: but sweet taehyungie, i already texted him, called him, and stopped by his room. i don't think he's there or he's finally asleep.