Hannah

25. infp. i just put shit here. the only cool thing about me is that my uncle went to high school with markiplier.

[jimmoriartyisalive]

i haven’t been on here in 5 years. hi. i live in australia now.

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[animalrates]

Here’s a doggo realising you can stand in a pool. 13/10 enlightened af (vid by Tina Conrad)

more animals rated here

[valkenhyne]

he pullin a velociraptor pose

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

fallout terminal entry on the east coast: October 23rd, 2077- the pain of this foul radiation seeps within me, i can feel my skin peeling off with every vibration of my lungs as i breath outwardly, may god forgive us all, please let it all end…..

fallout terminal entry on the west coast: October 23rd, 2077- bradley fucking smith if i see you eat all of my fucking instant noodles one more fucking time im feeding you to our mr handy and filming the entire thing, noodle fucker boy, piece of shitting fuck

[memerelated]

still the best video on the planet 🐶😂

[a-magpie-witchling]

This is relevant.

[jimmoriartyisalive]

if anyone could send/reply/reblog with cute pictures of animals or jokes or just any positive thing, that'd be great. I really need it right now.

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[10knotes]

college

[femcassidy]

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

[femcassidy]

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

[lagonegirl]

Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

[bayareachild]

This was the most amazing I love it

[several-birds-one-stone]

This is warmth to my black heart

[ardnale]

Black women are the center of life

[philosophyunknwn]

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

[6ixshitttttt]

Wooooooooow :)

[jimmoriartyisalive]

How did you find out your uncle and Mark went to school together?

So I believe I answered this but it’s a long story. I saw a photo of Mark with someone wearing the name of their high school on their shirt and asked my uncle if he knew Mark since he went to said high school and is about Mark, Tyler, and Wade’s age. Turns out Tyler knows my uncle from wrestling and my uncle knows Mark a bit too, I think he said they used to eat lunch together. So yeah, I think that’s about it.

[jimmoriartyisalive]

Today I went to a poetry reading on campus to support a friend of mine and there was a super cute dog. when I sat down, the dog came over to me and when I started petting him, he sat right in front of me and I never felt more honored to be chosen in my life

[snorlaxatives]

i’m reeaaally interested to see how trump supporters are gonna defend him for saying he’d rather have immigrants from places like norway than “shithole countries” like nigeria and haiti… there’s literally no other way to read this than blatant racism and white supremacism 

[snorlaxatives]

in a not-so-shocking but disappointing nevertheless turn of events, they’re just straight up agreeing with him

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

a thing that i have realized lately is that, like, kylo ren just doesn’t work on me. i just don’t get it. i see all these people being fascinated with his character, and saying adam driver is doing such phenomenal work, and that he eludes this complex air of sexy fascinating anguished darkness or what have you, and i just don’t get it. i don’t see it. i feel like it’s an episode of arrested development and i’m michael bluth saying “her?” on an endless loop. it’s not that i just hate kylo and all he does and stands for! (though i do, i really do!) even beyond that, he’s just so … meh. so underwhelming. so bland. so utterly nothing to me. what is the rest of the world seeing that i just do not see??? what is it??????????

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

a thing that i have realized lately is that, like, kylo ren just doesn’t work on me. i just don’t get it. i see all these people being fascinated with his character, and saying adam driver is doing such phenomenal work, and that he eludes this complex air of sexy fascinating anguished darkness or what have you, and i just don’t get it. i don’t see it. i feel like it’s an episode of arrested development and i’m michael bluth saying “her?” on an endless loop. it’s not that i just hate kylo and all he does and stands for! (though i do, i really do!) even beyond that, he’s just so … meh. so underwhelming. so bland. so utterly nothing to me. what is the rest of the world seeing that i just do not see??? what is it??????????

[kaijuno]

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

And now, we wait

[diagon-alli]

[lord-kitschener]

I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love

I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on

[babettesfeastables]

‘Massacre des Innocents’ by Leon Cogniét, 1824. Although the Feast of the Holy Innocents is in a couple of days time, this painting is still really relevant in that it portrays Mary as how She really was: a scared refugee mum, so fearful that Her son was going to be one of the Innocents killed by King Herod.

[durnesque-esque]

My new favorite mordern interpretation is this work, José y Maria by Everett Patterson (http://www.everettpatterson.com)

[libraford]

I had to look at this like FIVE TIMES to register all the layers of symbolism going into the piece by Patterson. 

The hoodie as a veil. 

Weisman cigarettes

Each of them is haloed by an advertisement sticker. 

No Vacancy sign on the motel. 

Dove sticker over Maria’s head. 

Neon sign with a star symbol also over Maria’s head. 

The crown over the ‘Dave’s City Motel’ sign. “New Manger.”

The sign behind Jose’s elbow likely says ‘Herod.’

The wee little plant growing through the cracks at their feet. 

It’s like a New Testament ‘I Spy.’ I love it!

Ugh.

New favorite interpretation of the nativity. 

[jimmoriartyisalive]

One forgotten by the above is the fact that Maria is sitting on the broken horse ride, representing the donkey. This is so fascinating.